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Jason LeCount

@jasonlecount.bsky.social
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East Texas. Plays guitar. Self employed.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never liked ICE. Even back when they used to call themselves the Klan.
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A dark, rainy night. Bolts of lightning and a large castle seen in silhoutte. 
Narration: "Meanwhile...."
From inside, someone orders, "Start the film." #TCMParty
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watch my banned interview with Jimmy Kimmel on YouTube: youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I wish Ken Paxton would protect puppies the way he protects pedophiles.
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Talk about the movie Obsession shouldn't be about whether Nikki was a villain or a victim. It should be about why the writer forgot what the premise of the movie was supposed to be.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the thing that scares the middle and right so much about DSA is that they don't believe in oligarchy. the idea that the richest have not earned the right to govern the rest of us is the thing that makes them furious.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When you’re Trump’s VP, you are a heartbeat away from the foulest diaper-drenched piss and shit stench imaginable.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20/07/2026
Special screenings of THE ODYSSEY where dads and the dad-coded are able to stand up for as much of the last hour as they deem necessary
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WIRED @wired.com · 17/07/2026
Yesterday, WIRED learned that Madison Square Garden was suing us for our accurate reporting. We stand by our work. That’s why we’re removing the paywall from two of the MSG stories they don’t want you to read, making them free for everyone.
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Never been here before.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Trump came to the brink of unleashing horrific destruction on Iran's civilian infrastructure simply because he was tired of being briefed on how we were losing every day, & once he was denied that he checked out even more. It is the most pathetic performance of any world leader in memory
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🙆‍♀️ DRU 🙅‍♀️ @dreworfalse.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy Catching A Bullet In The Same Barrel It Was Shot From Day to those who celebrate @bransonreese.bsky.social
Swan Boy reflects on the coolest thing he's ever seen. A man shooting a gun into the air and then catching the bullet in his gun barrel and it comes back down. The date is June 12, 2002.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Garden reminds Trump of his childhood when his mother used to boo him to sleep.
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you're in the Arklatex and have a chance to see the White Trash Wannabes, don't pass it up.
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merritt @merrittk.com · 30/05/2026
they should make a jackie chan game like the new bond one where you're just having slapstick fights. there should be a button to yell "sorry!" or "i don't want any trouble!" while you're smashing someone's skull with a mop
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“I need AI to do my job!” — Someone who does not know how to do their job “YOU need AI to do your job!” — Someone who does not know how to do your job
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 27/05/2026
The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The stories & photos from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely & help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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Selma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0
Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
You don’t hate country music, you just hate the same 100 songs of bootlicking corporatized trash about saluting the flag while drinking a beer in your truck at a football game next to your pretty silent wife in daisy dukes who also knows how to fish.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My latest newsletter is about how the media defines "political violence" as something that happens exclusively to politicians, and ignores its primary victims: everyone else.
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What's Political Violence?
When the media talks about political violence, they're only telling part of the story
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/04/2026
Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?" "No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"
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Morgan Jerkins @mjerkins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
oh ok there was a shooting at the WHCA dinner uh ok 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A good joke I would do if I were there is walk into one of the rooms all the players are waiting and shiver real big then go "is there a draft in here?"
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I said I wouldn't post these so often, but without em, I got nothing.
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
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@MikeNellis
"I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity
ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Aw yeah
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Take a moment to remember how weird it is our president communicates with us through a bottom-tier social media site called Truth Social. It’s like if he governed from the comment section of a porn site.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yes, Israel is carpet-bombing civilians again, but you have to understand that this is built on a completely rational foundation of checks and balances to explain how we got here
a four-tier system of things supported on columns

at the very top a photo of bombing in Lebanon and the caption "Israel bombing its neighbours in perpetuity forever"

below that "The USA giving an unlimited blank check to Israel for bombs"

below that "Evangelical donors who believe this will make Jesus come back to life"

and finally below that, the underpinning of the entire system: "Kevin in Ohio voting Republican because he doesn’t want to do a diversity training seminar for calling his coworker “gaywad”"
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Not to crap on classic ones, but I saw shin godzilla and godzilla minus one recently, and they are very clearly high water marks for any and all kaiju movies.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
“You are an abolitionist, ain’t you?”
“As to that, I cannot so readily answer. If by abolitionist you mean a zealot, I am none; but if you mean a man, who, being a man, feels for all men, slaves included, and by any lawful act, opposed to nobody’s interest, and therefore, rousing nobody’s enmity, would willingly abolish suffering (supposing it, in its degree, to exist) from among mankind, irrespective of color, then am I what you say.”
“Picked and prudent sentiments. You are the moderate man, the invaluable understrapper of the wicked man. You, the moderate man, may be used for wrong, but are useless for right.”
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 09/02/2026
Super Bowl LX: Oops! All Field Goals
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Cartoon by Richard Kirkman
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
on one hand being married gives you a lifetime of love and companionship even in your darkest days. but on the other hand it seems like people who get married are constantly going to random children’s birthday parties and idk if i wanna do that
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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The best team in the NFL is definitely not in this afc championship game.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Q: What's the difference between someone in NATO and Donald Trump? A: Donald Trump would never put on a uniform to defend the United States.
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
With the new year, my med insurance changed to an hmo, and I've had to jump through all kinds of hoops just to go back to my same docs. The biggest evidence that our system is fucked: every nurse, doc, and ins rep has thanked me PROFUSELY for "being proactive" (ie. calling until things are sorted).
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
How did the nfl fuck up its broadcast schedule this bad?
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@icegov.bsky.social where's your posts, cowards?
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@icegov.bsky.social looks like there are at least 272 bot accounts on here.
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Jason LeCount @jasonlecount.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
@icegov.bsky.social how does it feel being in service to a child rapist?
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