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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like people would trust A.I. more if tech could invent a vegan cheese that didn’t taste like ‘chewy wet’

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"NPR sat down with this solar calculator and asked it to explain this poem about God"

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

FBI Applicant Polygraph Administrator: "This is very important. Who came first, you or the emu?

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Rams sleep science jet lag plan was so funny. The sample size was negative-one so it was never gonna prove anything except that Californians obey wearable electronics

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Does anyone know the mechanism by which AI is supposed to kill us all? Launching the nukes? Designing a disease? An agent mass emails our nudes until we kill ourselves?

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Wait one of the cut-out companies paying Kawhi for fake endorsements was Boingo?!! The wifi provider that charges $14 a minute when you’re trapped in a cave? “Hi I’m Kawhi Leonard and when I fall down I mineshaft I use Boingo to check my Microsoft Outlook”

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I feel bad for Clippers fans, but please also save a prayer for the huge wing of the NBA podcast sphere who created new levels of epistemology to find cracks for Ballmer to escape through. Thinking specifically of a guy who said even a smoking gun wasn't evidence bc you didn't see the shot fired

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Furious” is one of the best shows I’ve seen in a while. Thriller, funny, heartbreaking. 100/10

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

🎵It’s getting hot in caarrr, So leave your dog in theerrre🎵

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love the pro-AI civilians kicking around ideas to make the public more pro-data centers. My passion in life is also rooting for sociopathic strangers' investments to pay off. Next let's do my second cousin's garage full of Herbalife

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How dare you impugn the honor of the lady who changes the president's diaper by insinuating that she would do something gross like have sex with him, when she is but an innocent young girl of only nearly 40

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Silicon Valley keeps turning out products whose non-sociopathic use cases are like 20th on the list of possibilities. "We've launched a child-sized combo flame thrower and dildo gun. It's for reading"

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Jon Ossoff casually mentions Natalie Harp's first name in a throwaway line, and a thousand purported defenders screech "HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS INNOCENT YOUNG TEEN A WHORE" and she's 35? With friends like these who needs internet bullies

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I know the "Jefferson Davis wore his wife's dress to try to escape" thing is fake, but it's still far more dignified than "the president hid under frozen lasagnas to use his own employees as unwitting human shields"

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I look forward to the rash of federal agents on disability for a mysterious new condition known as 'Toaster Dick' It's Havana Syndrome for guys who leave their gloves on when they piss because they don't wash your hands

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The backlash to the data center backlash is pretty funny. Oh is it somewhat based on misinformation? How is that misinformation being spread? It's being boosted by an rage-bait algorithm built to amplify misery you say? I wonder if it's operated out of some sort of facility we could shut down

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m not surprised at all. How stupid do you think I am

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Mitch McConnell just sucked my dick. I sure hope he was alive

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If I was in the CIA I’d pitch an Iran false flag just to blow this up

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Cabo fuckin Verde has lived a dozen sports movies the past month

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Whoever stops me from unloading this garage full of Herbalife bullshit is a Chinese Communist

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Adam Silver has made the new CBA into a combo of Calvinball and credit default swaps mashed up with a dizzy bat race

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Surely someone in charge realizes this is to some degree a branding thing. Saying you're DSA is a way to say "I'm not a mainline Democrat, who everyone hates, I'm a cool Democrat." Centrists run against the party too, usually by shooting a climate bill with an assault rifle. Just pretend it's that

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Happy Fathers Day to everyone who decided to surprise dad with an early breakfast in bed, and consequently discovered that mom likes a little pre-church reverse cowgirl

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

You try to remember that a lot of people who go to work for the CIA just have a facility with languages and want to spend a few years overseas. Then there are the Elissa Slotkin types who would gladly self-MK Ultra for the chance to kill Castro with a zipgun disguised as a pool noodle

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I never thought I'd die fighting alongside a guy who thinks 5G is a Chinese plot to weaken his jizz

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

When he was younger and hornier (and before the zeitgeist changed), Simmons would analogize athletes to famous babes, which was dumb but at least legible. Now it's like "Josh Giddey, House, is he in the Stanley Tucci Zone?" and you have to piece the meaning together like it's an ancient scroll

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

About once every 20 years, everyone who works in investing sorts out their prisoner's dilemma and realizes if they work together they can wish the line up. Then they get bailed out and we all get barrels for pants. No way to solve this

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"It's a show based around clueless, insensitive, racist, sexist people that kind of mirrors the United States in a lot of ways." Shout out to Rainn for having an opinion you know is honest because in it's totality it will hit for absolutely no one

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Feels like Jared Leto does this three times a year. To make this list his next movie will need to make -$6 dollars

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Congrats to all the great New Yorkers! The Ninja Turtles. Naked Cowboy. RZA. My friend Sam. Chandler Bing. The lady who tried to stab me on the subway and was correct. The one cop. Action Bronson’s cheese monger

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m just glad Timothee Chalomet finally had some luck

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The owner inherited them, is an asshole sex-creep, could not be dislodged after five decades of incompetence, and used his money to build a surveillance state to harass anyone who complained. So yes yes you get it

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

In 20 years, every New Yorker will have been there. It's like in surveys how apparently eight million people were at Woodstock

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Same, just as a big fan of dark comedies. Just watched her latest, "Over Your Dead Body," where Weaving and Jason Segal play a couple plotting to murder each other. A guy dies from lawnmower. 10/10

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Woke socialist failure "Mayor" Mamdani has the Knicks in the second apron. World Wide Wes can now only afford to be State Island Wes. JD had to drop The Straight Shots off at a kill shelter

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

"Alexa, describe to me the feeling of standing in a place, and thinking about how it felt to be others there across millennia, and how this place shaped them and their lives." Need to travel obviated

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Never had better proof that I’m a latent gambling addict than how upset I am to be this robbed by the remember-some-guys roulette wheel

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

California’s stupid long lag time when tabulating votes being seen as evidence of fraud is even stupider to me. Not to put too fine of a point on it, but who takes longer to not count ?

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

It's me, I ran this scam. I just really wanted to pay a $4,000 deductable to have my prescription not be covered after the in-network doctor I hate sent it to the wrong pharmacy

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

One of my favorite episodes of 'Veep' is the one where Amy is tasked to find out who anonymously called the president the c-word and when pressed everyone confesses. Anyway,

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Luke Kornet just changed the tides of history. Unreal

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If a team I cared about was in this game I’d either be blackout drunk or bleeding out after headbutting a glass door

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I had to run to the store during the game but left it on and my wife’s recap of what happened (not knowing or caring anything about basketball) was that SGA makes a lot of stupid faces

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Sure, you may be concerned that the president is always going to the hospital. What you haven't considered is that he was in close contact with Jair Bolsonaro, and merely caught a case of going of Always Going to the Hospital-itis. Fortunately, the treatment is, and you're never going to guess-

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

How are refs not embarrassed by SGA’s bullshit? If I was a bank teller who kept getting robbed by a guy playing peekaboo I might stop handing the cash over

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Skateboarding Homer Simpson Makes Successful Jump Across 80% of Springfield Gorge

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Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Mark Daigneault always makes a face like he’s watching a chihuahua try to fuck a bull mastiff

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