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Jamisen Etzel

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“I hate this place, but I love these chords” Pittsburgh, PA

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with a bestselling author who is insane [JACK SMITH]: No [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Naomi Wolf! [SMITH]: That is Naomi Klein sir
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had an amazing idea for a TV show: Doctor Lawyer, the doctor who also represents their patients as a lawyer. It would be watched by 10 million people, none of whom you have ever met
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10. All they had to do was ignore the fact that he's a cheat and a liar, that he's a criminal and a traitor, that he was convicted on 34 counts of felony fraud, and that he was determined by a judge to be a rapist.
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Harrison @zombatkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I subscribe and heartily recommend
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Jamisen Etzel @jamisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My 9 Games #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/0b4f1b0... Honorable mentions: This War of Mine, Stardew Valley, Stellaris, any given Total War game, any SimCity, SimTower, the Sims, any Star Wars, Age of Empires II
Video game covers of my top 9: Fallout 2, Factorio, Morrowind, Crusader Kings 3, Civilization 2, Railroad Tycoon 2, Halo 3, Battlefield 1, Disco Elysium
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's this really odd pattern with Bari Weiss, JD Vance, Richard Hanania etc, where they rise to prominence because their main skill is cultivating the friendship of wealthy patrons, but it's impossible to figure out how they do it because they constantly exude a pungent strain of anti-charisma.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 20/09/2026
Everyday. Everyday one of these planes turns around, and we rarely ever figure out why. ICE doesn’t think it owes taxpayers or even the people onboard an explanation.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.
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71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Editor: I'd like a story that combines Americans' hatred of artificial intelligence, their fears about the environment, their antipathy toward data centers, and their angst over inflation driven by dwindling fuel supplies. Reporter: Got ya covered, boss. Need anything else?
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The New York Times

GIVE THE TIMES

Data Center's Spill of 5,000 Gallons of Diesel Forces N.J. River Cleanup The fuel poured from a storage tank at a large data center in Secaucus, N.J., into a tributary of the Hackensack River.

Listen • 5:15 min
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
Statler and waldorf
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Jamisen Etzel @jamisen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i saw some of this movie on mute with subtitles somewhere once, it looked like one of the worst movies ever made
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Meanwhile.... #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #JellicoTrek
Panel 1 - Jellico: Now, I don't wany to cause any alarm, but I think someone in this room is an owl.
Panel 2 - Deanna: Who?
Panel 3 - Riker: Who?
Panel 4 - Bev: <exhales> Who? <cough>
Panel 5 - Jellico: My God, it's worse than I thought!
Panel 6 - End Credits
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As an avowed Patriots hater, I find it funny to see all of these posts that are like, meet Robert Kraft
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Don’t hear much about Billabong these days. What is Billabong up to
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [ridiculouslye wondirful lute riff] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the international date line saying "and i took that personally"
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 10/09/2026
We've got a Muslim man running the most multicultural city in the world and making space for all the people in it. That's what cultural victory over fundamentalism looks like, it's a shame that there's a part of the population that couldn't identify a cultural victory if it slapped them in the face.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Beef Tallow Homunculus  Escapes From HHS Building theonion.com/beef-tallow-homunculus…
Beef Tallow Homunculus  Escapes From HHS Building
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
only vote i cast that i ever wish i could take back, this dude needs to be removed
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Paul Bloomer @bloomeroid.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There is no deadline for finding your people, falling in love or discovering something new about yourself. If you’re beginning again, I hope you give yourself room to be a beginner. You don’t have to explain your pace to anyone. I'll always cheer for the life that feels right to you.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honestly, the audacity of saying this while trying to purge the country of Haitians based on a lie he knowingly told is demonic.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 04/09/2026
Or, to put it more succinctly: it’s not enough to be correct, morally or factually, you also have to be able to get people to like you. Being liked is more important than being right for the purpose of persuasion.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's insane they do this bend-over-backwards "critics say it raises questions" shit when the actual law just says "its illegal to put living people on currency"
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Human Rights Watch @hrw.org · 02/09/2026
Today marks one year since the United States began an unlawful campaign of lethal military strikes targeting vessels in the Caribbean Sea and Pacific Ocean, claiming 227 lives. US officials should be urgently held to account for these killings. Read more: bit.ly/4cnFJ2t
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
coward quits job at kfc . chicken tenders resignation, is what im saying . folks,, 😬
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/08/2026
Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house
LOS ANGELES - Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the m...
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 25/08/2026
there is an understanding at every strip club that you can’t have multiple dancers using the same stage name at the same club—and let me tell you how many people I worked with who fought to be, lost, and still ultimately respected anyone who got to be Jolene
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Jamisen Etzel @jamisen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s a record for a human, though
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You cannot appeal to rigorous academic standards and argue for the inclusion of racist pseudoscience, the most fallacious, damaging, and discredited idea of the past 500 years. You might as well teach doctors to recognize the four humors.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we literally stand on the shoulders of giants. towering figures who have exited the world. fierce intellects who believed things like "you can ban or regulate dangerous stuff" and "societies can rein in excesses," and "peace is generally preferable to war and chaos." may as well have been aliens
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
200 million in losses on the revenue of a particularly busy Jamba Juice
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Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...
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One Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE Detention
My husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if you don't, consider figuring out a way to dump unused scraps to a central document so that you have a bunch of fragments that were good shards but didn't fit what you were trying to do in one place. a junk drawer of the mind
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 10/08/2026
roughly 25 years ago: 9/11 was about to happen, but we already were going through a national disaster on the modern rock charts
the billboard modern rock tracks chart dated august 11, 2001. the charts were dominated by such luminaries as staind, sum 41, puddle of mudd, saliva, disturbed, drowning pool, nickelback, tantric, 3 doors down, and train.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All these corrupt toadies glommed onto Trump because they misread 2024 as a permanent national shift: The future was MAGA. Now they're like cartoon characters who ran off a cliff and realized there's nothing under them. Me and @amandamarcotte.bsky.social on this: newrepublic.com/article/2140...
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What’s happening is that America’s liberal majority is fed up with being told they need to hold the center while the political right moves more and more to the extreme. The status quo is everything getting worse, and they’re over it.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It's funny that Jeanine Pirro brought a box of evidence to WH to persuade Trump. He wants her to consciously *throw out* exculpatory facts and *knowingly* prosecute innocent people. So facts can't persuade him by definition. Me and @barbmcquade.bsky.social on this: newrepublic.com/article/2139...
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