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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 5h
My family watched Mars Attacks on VHS when I was 5 or 6 and I probably made it a third of the way through and then my mom missed the rest of the movie because she had to spend the rest of the time comforting me while I cried in the other room
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 9h
I really thought the switch to Davis Webb as playcaller might change this and it hasn’t at all
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Sean Forman @sean-forman.com · 04/10/2026
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Smart Thinking Meme
Alt: Smart Thinking Meme
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought I'd seen every "make daylight savings permanent" pro/con argument and Trump storms in with: —the PGA Tour needs more afternoon daylight hours to finish golf tournaments —it's too expensive and dangerous to have people adjust the clocks in America's highest steeples and clocktowers
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The funniest thing my Instagram algo constantly suggests to me is these competitive European minigolfers playing on gray courses devoid of any sort of whimsy
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Relatedly, I’ve noticed so many people today dunking on this very obvious joke post because they have such a strong a priori belief that anyone saying anything positive about AI is an idiot
Screenshot of a tweet describing Open AI’s model “crushing” Anthropic’s where the x-axis of the graph is just version number
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/10/2026
This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you
A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/10/2026
ANNA WINTOUR AT PARIS FASHION WEEK: My thing is, even though Iraola has shifted Wirtz to his preferred left halfspace, his game model lacks the central third-man combination play that unlocked space for him between the lines at Leverkusen HUGO EKITIKE, WHO JUST WANTED TO DRESS UP LIKE A JEDI: Oui
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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You aren’t in traffic, you ARE the traffic.” Nuh-uh. Not me. I’m different. Better. Other drivers want me here
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing sitcom episode premise
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4 of the last 11 Super Bowl winners have had backup QB’s play at least a quarter of regular season games or meaningful snaps in the postseason (Broncos 2015, Patriots 2016, Eagles 2017, Chiefs 2022)
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah
Mike Tomlin Trump tower with the explanation that the building was made around 2015 and they didn’t think he would win
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently he’s been working on it for 12 years, it is actually possible this would not have seemed at all controversial when he did it (I’m aware that’s probably not actually the case)
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Dusty Evely 🎃 @dustyevely.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kiss me outside Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft CVS
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every detail I learn about this is more insane than the last
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Images are down on Bluesky because the devs know that if everyone starts posting screenshots of Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city people will be overwhelmed by its beauty and go mad. It’s a public safety issue
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mike Tomlin doing a YouTube stream of his Minecraft city is such a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social bit come to life it’s crazy
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is “Jolene” a “cuckold anthem”, the greatest thread in the history of forums
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
any song which might be described as a "cuckold anthem" is a banger. (robyn's "dancing on my own," tame impala's "the less i know the better," don henley's "boys of summer.")
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith being accused of willingly attending an Atlanta Hawks game
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It really is wild that he didn’t actually become a consistent starter until he was 32
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fake news, Tim Ream has played in every USMNT match since I was born and will appear in every one until the day I die
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not over yet for us Bluesky users
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listed to Choosin’ Texas today out of curiosity, and while it sounded totally unremarkable to me at the moment it has now been stuck in my head all day, so I guess there is something there
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Will Sennett really nailed it with “football is about emotion. Not the girl emotions though, the boy emotions like murder and sprinting”
Man in a flannel shirt saying “the boy emotions like murder and sprinting”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
HE DID IT! NFL RECORD
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Read this as John Waters at first and was briefly intrigued
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this Texas/Tennessee game is for referees what that driving test video with every threat on the road is for learners' permit holders
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s the one gay guy from the grief group in Endgame
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bring cookies to the job interview. Hand em out. It'll be a hit. Then demand the job in exchange for the antidote.
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just had an amazing idea for a TV show: Doctor Lawyer, the doctor who also represents their patients as a lawyer. It would be watched by 10 million people, none of whom you have ever met
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No Pack No
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Tua is active! There’s a non-zero chance they make it 4
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IGN @ign.com · 24/09/2026
Kraft Dinner Canada has revealed a new limited-time cream soda with a "subtle hint" of its iconic mac & cheese flavor, in collaboration with with Solly's Craft Soda.
Kraft Dinner Has Launched A Mac & Cheese Cream Soda
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joseph Stalin at a lesbian bar
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
omg can somebody please put the video of this online
Here's Minnesota coach P.J. Fleck getting a 2025 dousing after winning the Duke's this substance Bowl--uh, congratsAfter BYU won the 2025 this breakfast treat Bowl, 2 life-size ones with human limbs got sacrificed in a giant toaster on the fieldIn 2014 the Bahamas Bowl loved that chicken from this chain
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jizz in my Pants: Analyzing the Role of Popular Music and Fashion in the Rebellion
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somehow Productivity Growth Returned: Lessons from the Exegol Economic Miracle
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Some Like it Hutt: How Organized Crime Builds Quasi-Democratic Institutions in the Outer Rims
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would buy
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of the most MLS players ever (complimentary)
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/09/2026
they need him
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Silence, Tacticos. A Vibes Guy is talking
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At some point some team needs to be brave enough to fire their successful head coach to promote the superstar OC rather than let him go
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have some bad news about the new roster rules...
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