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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 18h
So the premise of this commercial is that Shaq might be fucking your mom, but actually they’re talking about cash back on purchases
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 18h
Sports Illustrated reportedly to rebrand as Athletics Inside
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI needs to earn 6 trillion dollars by 2031 and hamburger helper is pushing hot dogs in their marketing. Gee
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 29/09/2026
“Costco is a cult “ A cult of livable wages and surprising deals Sign me TF up!!!
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Country doing more violence than arguably anyone ever: yeah violence isnt the answer
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One really depressing thing about sacrificing people to the economy is the economy isn’t even very good?
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A testament to the depravity of America that Michael Tracey isn’t regularly stomped out
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LinkedIn posting and Shooting and Crying getting closer and closer
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You want my user handle? why? So you can grasp it, to more easily move me around??
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AUKUS is so racist on its face it’s sort of astounding
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Full metal pants
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LLM? The Limited Liability Monster?
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not even an exaggeration that a town hall sponsored by Mountain Dew would be more serious
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prison and working a mediocre job in Ohio, pretty much the same thing to any principled abolitionist
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
now you’re ready to really tense up. on 3,
Please do me a favor. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Close your eyes and take 3 deep breaths. Relax your abdomen. Thank
you!
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can tell AI isn’t even close to real because if it was they probably would have started a little smaller first and maybe do like an AI cat or dog. They jumped to “better than all humanity” because it’s a con
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sort of shocked at the state of U.S. media and literacy. Ever just take a step back and wonder what the hell
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mob offers new insurance product to protect your business
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Terry Boll O’Pinion, columnist
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I paged your ass all day. I can’t stand fuckin paging
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going Rogue: An AI Life
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s got to be popular on account of its #1 is exactly why they juice the numbers lol
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“A new story driven shooter to release in 2030” why not just burn a big pile of money
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring your own bag of blood to a job interview, you’re not getting a call back. We have to draw your blood in person, obviously. Major red flag
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not actually trying to wade into it but if your counter examples of non fascist country are 70 years old I think maybe your point isn’t so good
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t particularly prove it, but I get the distinct impression WoW is really paying influencers to talk up Forever. I just do not give a shit about it, and it’s bizarre seeing middle aged streamers pee their pants
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys need to learn what actual opposition to their bullshit looks like
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Lloyd’s Soil @toil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🪏🐂 Backbreaking Toil Chat 🌞🗻 Bitternecessity: worked hard earth w little more than sticks today HillfarmerHarold: Many chores need doing per usual Perfumed_Elegance: i’ve discovered the most marvelous relaxation shovelingsam: is it burdensome
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not groovier than Maureen Dowd. I am not groovier than Ben Mora. I am not groovier than L. Ron Hubbard. I am not groovier than Jackie Chan. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be groovier than I am.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
According to me, people are discussing Blasting David Ellison
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's an Xfiles meme celebrating Bisexuality Pride 2026 FBI Special Agents Dana Scully and Fox Mulder are crouching down in their work suits and look very kool while in front of the Bisexual flag happy bisexuality day memes x-files
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spent like 5 hours last night watching videos of cave diver incidents to chill out and vibe
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well at least someone in that song has the right to choose Boom got em
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think it’s a particular coincidence the pop billboard top 5 songs are country as the US is engaging in violent fascist campaigns at home and abroad In fact that makes a whole lot of sense
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not old. Well, I am I guess. But I don’t know what that song is because it’s dogshit. age got nothing to do with it
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In America, evil is incentivized. Should you try to do anything Good, they will destroy you
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If they don’t want to get threatened with bear spray maybe they should not be fascist pieces of shit committing crimes What are are doing here
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Really “good” elite schools? Private? Public? I went to a fascist public school in the oil patch I have no idea what any of you blue blood east coasters are talking about
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For this director, the story is personal: ‘I thought, hell, that sucked. Let’s monetize it.’
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gospel of Peter griffin
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Actively dangerous to be condoning any of this through inaction
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waiting for a store to come out with exclusive clothing you have to earn. Come upgrade your slim fit jeans to Level 2
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5/3 bank sold me my mortgage so they’re actually pretty based,
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mr Trump sir, we need ferrero rocher price controls
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nice potash. Whered you get it? Belarus? Lmao
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From the Creators of Car That Cant Drive Itself
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trying not to drive myself insane thinking about: 1. AI companies claiming they are going to kill humanity without government intervention 2. Shoving AI into airline travel after knowing about 1.
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A car that tries to talk you out of driving. Mandatory technology
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s not good when Ukraine blows up pipelines, looking at oil prices, no Can i torture myself into ways it’s good? Sure. But I doubt it’s good
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a real, authentic person 🌯 @unclecaviar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cant imagine what the common denominator among American media members going right wing is It’s so hard to figure out
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