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I owe injury attorney / WNBA super-fan Jacob Emrani an apology

Shaq says "I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game"

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the Sparks in-stadium hype video is spon-con from injury attorney Jacob (from Call Jacob) telling you to MAKE SOME NOISE!!! Kinda goofy, but then in the 4th quarter the jumbotron did crowd shots - and there was Jacob, just genuinely cheering & going nuts

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i love that they think Watchmen is one of the best shows of the millennium, and Bluey is not

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I’m sorry, but if you bring a Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut Zero 12 pack - or any damn low calorie limited edition Dr Pepper flavor at all - to a job interview, you’re hired. It’s not hard, people.

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If you know Jose Canseco or meet him irl please tell him to start using bluesky. We gotta get Jose on here

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Went to a WNBA game for the first time tonight and the vibes were immaculate. So much fun!

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@cliftonb.bsky.social What do they charge for Borjomi over there?

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the Albertsons app now has ai

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The collapse of the pokemon bubble is devastating for the weird men loitering in front of the grocery store economy

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

What does USB stand for? And what do those words mean?

Philomena Cunk standing on a beach, asking the important questions

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I'm Serious: If every cybertruck on earth disappeared, how would you pick up your kids on alternating weekends? What would you even get in the divorce? Half of Dianne's Celica? And what about all the stuff you haven't unpacked from the trunk? All your laundry and Pokémon cards gone? just like that?

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Shut up and take my money!!

Kermit in a bath tub full of 1000 (euro?) bills

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"I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for 8 months"

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If Gavin Newsom is the nominee, I will not vote for him

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By the time this merger ruins HBO, destroys WB, gets 5,000 people fired, moves production overseas, and guts the quality of the movies the new studio makes, most people will have forgotten how fast the AGs caved and how little they got in this deal. Writers will not.

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The lane is wide open for anyone who isn't a pathetic fucking loser to run and win statewide office in California

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

"You could never make CW's The Flash today" I tell the interviewer. "a 'Speed Force' that makes him run fast??" It's unclear what the question was.

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the vibe coding will continue until morale improves

OOPS! UNABLE TO RESOLVE HANDLE it says about my own account

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this was an incredible diving catch but you can't see it because there's too much shit on the screen

A diving catch in the dodgers outfield but the right fielder is hidden behind the score bug, and the center fielder is behind a box listing radio broadcast call signs so it's effectively a video of nothing

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I like that every ad for ai makes it clear that ai is for stupid morons

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"Amazing editorial cartoon from" I'm gonna stop you right there. No editorial cartoon has ever been "amazing"

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@agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov Don't settle now. We need you to fight!

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if I was writing spider-man Aunt May would be a withered old crone and also every issue would make it explicit that she's 45

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in order to fight fascism... we have to let fascism win? Do you even hear yourself?

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Never played the games or seen the other movies, don't even like horror films tbh, but the new Resident Evil is seriously great!

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Mike Costa @mikecosta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Grapes always come in 2 pound bags but I don't want 2 pound of grapes. I want 6 grapes. You should sell me 6 spectacular grapes

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Anyone working as a PA on a TV show who sends an email to the showrunner saying they deserve to be made an Executive Producer is a legitimately insane person. That’s not dispositive of any accusations they might make, but it makes it very, very hard for me to believe what this guy says re anything

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Amazon bought IMDB to incorporate the ratings into their other websites but it turns out most movies are bad, so now on Prime they hide those scores and everything is rated between 4.5 and 4.9 out of 5 stars

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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Gelsons produce section has a gigantic ai generated banner of an astronaut with lettuce for head that says their lettuce hasN't been washed.

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this man is underpaid no matter what they're paying him

Croatia has enchanting words for genitalia says Adrian Chiles, I am friends with a Croatian couple who translate erotic fiction...

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 18/09/2026

This guy who assaulted a sitting member of Congress got 28 years and 10 months less jail time than a Texas resident who transported a box of zines that contained constitutionally protected content opposing ICE reason.com/2026/06/25/t...

reason.com

Texas man gets 30 years in prison for transporting 'anti-government' pamphlets

The case stems from a violent anti-ICE protest, but critics say the government's prosecution threatens First Amendment rights.

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