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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 14h

Just saw a very handsome homeless guy. And I have no reason to be jealous of this man. But somehow I still am

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 14h

Breathe. #Photography

Photo shows a sunlit dirt path in Canmore Alberta, framed by vibrant Autumn golden-yellow coloured trees and dark green evergreens, with distant mountain peaks visible under a blue sky.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 16h

Ladies, if he doesn’t return his damned grocery cart, he won’t do that thing you like.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17h

going to the grocery store is me getting out of my comfort zone

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 15h

I'm proud to say that I've never watched a single second of any Harry Potter movie. Nor have I ever seen the books

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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Excuse me while I slip into something a little more somewhere else.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

whenever i feel sad about a boy i just remember that in like one year from now i'll be sad about a diferent boy

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

When my dog barks at nothing for no reason I know we were meant to be together.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

horny for a time in life that isn’t speeding along at 100mph in the less than average lane

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g.c. @lscrapl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

i don't wanna be that guy, but the world needs me tonight

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I don’t know how to explain it, but I’m convinced Steve Buscemi is a powerhouse in bed.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I’ll meet you in my dreams and you know what to do

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

No I don't want to help your sister. I don't like your sister. And the more times you ask, the less I like you

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole?

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Why go big when you can stay home 💁🏼‍♀️

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A thick black blanket Broken by a crescent moon Lighting up the night✨

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

"I’m sick of parallel Bender lording his cowboy hat over me"

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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Name a Futurama quote.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Real talk? The wockaflockas banning 12,000 books and broadcasting executions are rarely the good guys and whatnot.

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Not interested in some Friday night fling, more into a love that stays from summer to spring

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Let's hold hands and get hopelessly lost in the Paris catacombs

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Listened to a Cars song on the way home. It was just what I needed

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Look at this otter. He's sleeping!

A close-up color photograph of Steve the baby otter peacefully sleeping on a soft towel in a warm, softly lit setting.
There is no text embedded in the image.

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if eggs can be salad anything can be. shoe salad

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil and I am accruing Fitbit steps.

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Carole Boo @caroleu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Listening to a bunch of guys over there and thinking it's time to give merit-based confidence a try.

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Nichole Hiltz 🧡 @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The way I will strangle you if you suggest anger management…

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Telling the stars my secrets

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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have we even TRIED sacrificing billionaires to a volcano? We should.

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2023

Every three years we find out the most weak chinned man in America runs a fertility clinic and illegally fathered 113 children along the Mississippi River.

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hydrate so you don't have to

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J_Curtis 🇨🇦 @j-curtis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Looks like we have a couple of trouble makers over here

Small brown dog and a medium brindle dog sitting on the grass, waiting for a treat

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i'm ascending into tomorrow

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When I grow up I wanna be a unicorn

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

a lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of the delta flight crew

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⛧ sampire ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

thank you, devil, for your delicious eggs ❤️

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

deleted over 700 emails today, someone clap for me

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't worry, there's still time to fuck it up. I have faith in you

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I really do have to get my shit together, but thankfully I don't have to do it this weekend

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Charmeuse @charmeuse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

that sexual tension when you’re just being you without thinking, and they’re thinking that’s the hottest thing they’ve ever witnessed

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Aced a cognition test today. Guys, it’s not that hard.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

More people should be insecure about their shitty personalities than their appearance.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

a filter for my news feed that only shows me stories about good dogs get on that, AI!

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Sorry I thought your baby’s ultrasound was your Halloween avatar.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People be like oh just be honest but no one really wants the truth

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe I've been hard on life

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They should invent a me that doesn't suck

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

them: there are other fish in the sea me: but I don’t want to fuck a fish

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I know you're all envious of my exciting lifestyle. Live vicariously through me as I buy new wiper blades for my car

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