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⛧ samy ⛧

@probablymilhouse.bsky.social
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 10m
Having fun 💃🕺 isn’t hard 💃🕺 when you’ve got a library card! 💃🕺
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It's Shrimp, Dude🦐🏳️‍⚧️🦐 @shrimpsdude.com · 3h
resplendent is such a cromulent word
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 3h
Welcome back, October. I missed you 🖤
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 14h
Friendly reminder to include alt text when you post an image. There’s also a setting on here that prevents you from posting a picture if you haven’t added alt text!
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mildly unsettling forest spirit @thestabbyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stop getting defensive over “not all men” and start holding the men around you accountable
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 16h
Here are some resources that are available: • Hope for Wellness Helpline 1 855 242 3310 • Talk4Healing 1 855 554 4325 • Six Nations Health Mobile Crisis Services 1 866 445 2204 • Métis Nation of Ontario Addictons Crisis Line 1 877 767 7575 •MMIWG2S+ and 2SLGBTQQIA+ Crisis Line 1 844 413 6649 🧡🧡🧡
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 16h
Our government continues to make empty promises and consistently falls short of the mark on the ones they do follow through on. We must continue to speak up and out, demand real, actionable change, donate what we can whenever we can, and always, always listen
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 16h
Entire communities are still left without basic life necessities like water. Indigenous women are still murdered and missing at alarming rates. "Starlight tours" are still happening. Mental health and addiction supports are still underfunded. Still, the cycle of abuse and trauma continues
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fullmetal meg👾 @fullmetalmeg.bsky.social · 16h
Today in Canada is National Day for Truth and Reconciliation. We know the awful truth of what happened to Indigenous persons at residential schools, and the generational impact this trauma had inflicted upon these communities is still felt today. Reconciliation requires actions, not just reflection
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 20h
getting lost in the sauce u need anything
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 17h
me at the grocery store these days:
Scene from the Simpsons. Marge Simpson holds a mallet in her hand. She reads aloud, “MADE IN U.S.A.”.Scene from the Simpsons. Marge Simpson puts down the mallet. She says, “oh, no, thank you.”
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 17h
thinkin about italian wedding soup
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’ve got to get more evil immediately
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 23h
Resellers wanna get mad at thrift stores for not being good anymore, but don’t seem to fuckin understand that they’re a big part of the reason why thrifting sucks now lol
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strawbs @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
gm!!! let’s all go to therapy & heal our inner child
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning, bsky! 🌅
The sunrise as seen from Samy’s balcony. Rows and greyish-purple and orange clouds line the sky. The suns rays can be seen shining through the layers of clouds.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sore as fuck because, of course, I needed to be a hero and only took one Tylenol after my dentist appointment.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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mushy @mushbeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love crows 🥀
(sorry for the reupload lol). a bumper sticker design of a crow that says "i love crows." the crow is holding a black flower with thorny branches. there's a wavy black border around the image as well as soft glowy stars throughout the background.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Montreal really loves to give one away in the first few lol
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am unhappy and I want soup
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the worms in my brain are so cozy up there
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
feeling a little stupider this afternoon
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never seen a Costco card photo that didn’t look like a mugshot
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strawbs @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes u just have to tell work ur sick when ur not as a treat
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess I should be nicer when talking about the ✨ethical billionaire✨. I mean, she’s only 36teen and totally powerless in the industry so, like, it’s not fair, you know?
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kinda nervous about having my wisdom tooth removed today, but only because I don’t like taking pain killers. I couldn’t care less about being cut and poked.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I told the neighbourhood cats what you did
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yarr
orange cat in the middle of licking his chops
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Treating myself to my favourite meal before food sucks for a little while 😗 Inhaled most of the fish before grabbing a pic but I’m in heaven right now
A plate of fish and chips on a red tray. The fries are stacked high and the fish is half gone. It is topped with tartar sauce and malt vinegar.
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wherever you post, there you are
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🦇Sorawolfkiba🎃👑 @sorawolfkiba.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dropping some Pumpkin King, Jack Skeleton on the Timeline! 🤍🤍💀🖤🖤🤍🤍🖤🖤🎃🤍🤍
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coco ☼ @whoiscoco.wtf · 28/09/2026
why use only ur legs to go up the stairs when you can go up on all fours
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can't be the only person who thinks it would be incredibly satisfying to smack an enemy with a very large fish
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
his little songs guide lost forest spirits home
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strawbs @notstrawbabyjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
have u tried meditating in the shower about it???
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t stand a person who refuses to take ownership of what they’ve said or done.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Apparently I shouldn’t eat chips for up to a MONTH after a wisdom tooth removal? Excuse me??? No. I refuse to believe it. This is hurting my feelings actually. I’m not strong enough for this.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I somehow slept in til 745 which is super late for me and we’re rushing the school run now. I feel very discombobulated 🤠
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anything u can do i can do later
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And we're never going to get those fucking flying cars
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lily🌱 @owlylly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
beasts come out for autumn
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laughing at my expense is still free and strongly encouraged.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Three bonks on the head for everyone who merged without signalling today.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The seatbelt locking when I try to grab something from my bag is so degrading
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I may be white, but I’m not “let’s go explore that cave” white.
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name cycles are so interesting to me because all of my kid’s friends (6-7 y/o range) have names that would’ve been really common for dogs back in like, 2016 😅
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i can’t hear you from all the way up here on the moon
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⛧ samy ⛧ @probablymilhouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marge and Homer Simpson, slightly aged and sitting up in bed. “You know, Taylor Swift started writing songs about how having a man defines your worth so gradually, I didn’t even notice.”
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