Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hate it when you see what you think is a cool bird and you look it up later and it’s called like the Common Dumb Asshole. “Birders throughout history have hated its guts. It can’t even fly right.” I thought I saw an interesting guy. 473579391
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.social🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 03/10/2026me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars 102081601
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialJim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway 23940291044
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026By my math, the order was filed 11 minutes after the Trump administration's reply brief came in. 401242255
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One thing that’s interesting about this is that it shows that despite insisting the wokes overinterpet everything, conservatives are actually aware of and agree with their critics about how coded racist appeals work, they just like them bsky.app/profile/newr... 312883640
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.social L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 06/07/2023When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat 3813215
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why would State Farm suggest that Cam Skattebo is insurable 1580468
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did you ever wonder what the dragons are thinking in all those dragon rider novels? Well I wrote a story about exactly that. One curmudgeonly dragon has snuck into the academy and has to keep his identity secret. That means pretending to be tame. No matter how much he wants to devour his rider.bookshop.orgThe Dragon Has Some Complaints"The dragon may have some complaints, but readers won't. By turns silly, sweet, and subversive, this novel has all of Wiswell's characteristic blend of tension and heart." —Caitlin Rozakis, New York T... 414237
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 62107312533
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialCaroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.” 23745641212
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialSteve Benen @stevebenen.com · 15/09/2026Quite a recent pattern: - GOP candidate in Fla. marched alongside neo-Nazis - Husted fires aide over Nazi photo - Collins fires aide over swastika images - State Dept hires speechwriter whom DeSantis fired over video with Nazi imagery - Trump rewards Paul Ingrassia, who said he has a “Nazi streak”ms.nowRepublican state legislative candidate marched alongside neo-Nazis, adding to patternAs a rule, state House candidates’ backgrounds tend not to generate national headlines, but once in a while, there are important exceptions. 30804352
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialThe Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/202625 years 43136202798
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 348162023296
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialAdam Rutherford @adamrutherford.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I've been revisiting my 2021 book How to Argue With a Racist, in light of the Cofnas situation - i didn't name him or the scientifically illiterati with who he breaks bread. But I thought these sections from the end might be of interest. 24903248
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026There's no standing for states to sue over that EO yet because it's just the president of the United States officially proclaiming his order to illegally interference in state elections, and you have to wait and see how and if agencies actually follow what he said first, is pants-on-head lunacy. 401835332
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialSteve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The central problem with Chief Justice Roberts’s Friday afternoon “administrative” stay in the White House ballroom case isn’t just the lack of any clear standards for such relief; it’s that it’s hard to see how, *whatever* the standards are, this case could satisfy them. Me in today’s “One First”:stevevladeck.com245. Irreparable Harm, “Administrative” Stays, and the White House BallroomChief Justice Roberts’s order in the ballroom case is a useful illustration of how standardless the Court’s approach to “administrative” stays appears to be. 922279681
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We have had this conversation so many times. You do not have to platform/debate obscene views that are also false. I wrote during a wave of pressure on progressives to compromise with far-right haters: 422251480
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Once again, Trump’s foreign policy isn’t really realist, or imperialist, or neoroyalist, or about spheres of influence, etc. Its sexual predation/abuse elevated the level of the state 151340294
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialBarb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 21/08/2026A stay is intended to preserve the status quo while a court considers a legal challenge. Chief Justice Roberts seems to get this exactly backwards in allowing Trump to continue building his ballroom while the case is pending. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/08...nytimes.comTrump Live Updates: Canada Tariff Deadline, White House Ballroom Construction News and More 1041198283
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialMaytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder. 3540121130
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialAndy McKay @korimakoecology.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Incredible stuff from Avalon Nursery. 453083492
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026 261751162
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 154200214665
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35. 1031211034
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialEmily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA. 10186827362
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries 4375811720
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026How long can you hug the pizza delivery guy before it gets weird 4554198
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialJacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sometimes I think about all the Stormtroopers the ewoks ate. 801893263
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory 6292372070
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026the cat's been in the litter box for an hour just scrolling on his phone 182569458
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.social✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening 12903190
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge 731281144
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialm @keptsimple.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Joe Rogan: you know I heard... I heard that uh if you feed a dog cat food it will turn into a cat. Like a big dog sized cat. Guest you vaguely recognize as a standup comic whose bit is being stupid: Joe I don't believe that is correct. 1043337
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134504701
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/07/2026let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election 192167952486
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A lot of govts have limited this guys company in order to ensure affordable housing, but he has a different explanation for housing shortages, one courtesy of an organization too racist even for William F. Buckley. And he also in charge of digital branding for the US government under Trump. 221434375
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth 15862321701
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business 351131179
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialPwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 03/07/2026At a certain point, your ability to earn money from wealth rather than from value creation is just hugely distortive, so that you lose sight of the connection between them. 19814
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialJason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving. 8883364112529
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Basically, the Legislature can pass laws, but the Executive has total power to decide what they mean, or if they mean anything at all. 291560371
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialRyan Ritter @ndtex.gamin4aven.org · 26/06/2026This is why it’s never coming home. 510328
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 22/06/2026...... i'm sorry, they wanted to invade greenland because red lobster nixed the unlimited shrimp promotion? www.newyorker.com/magazine/202... 1543348750
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The "CONCACAF Sickos" reference earlier in the match 1265382
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/06/2026 332648596
Reposted by @ineedanameplease.bsky.socialContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In Japan, a gorilla 🦍 named Kiyomasa got into trouble with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly thinking now what 40762121094