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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorry, I saw your message, but I also saw nineteen other phone alerts that same minute. My brain evolved to evade predators. I will not improve.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you ever wonder what the dragons are thinking in all those dragon rider novels? Well I wrote a story about exactly that. One curmudgeonly dragon has snuck into the academy and has to keep his identity secret. That means pretending to be tame. No matter how much he wants to devour his rider.
bookshop.org
The Dragon Has Some Complaints
"The dragon may have some complaints, but readers won't. By turns silly, sweet, and subversive, this novel has all of Wiswell's characteristic blend of tension and heart." —Caitlin Rozakis, New York T...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Shouldn't it be Batman Night? Anyway, happy Batman Day.
A city street at the pinkest part of dusk. A dude in the fanciest coat you've ever seen is hanging out with his boyfriend in leather pants. The sweet coat dude turns to see Batman strolling down the street, cape flapping fabulously in the breeze. The coat dude flirts, "Hiya, Batman. Nice night for a stroll." Batman ain't DTF, though, so he simply walks past, while greeting them with a, "Gentlemen."
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Need some unsettling transformation vibes in your morning?
@charibdys.bsky.social@charibdys.bsky.social
whats up? its a gnarly short short dark fantasy story out today: www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/the-...
lightspeedmagazine.com
The Dragon, the Scarab, the Wolf, the Dragon - Lightspeed Magazine
Ánar’s bootheels echoed on the iron floor. What a groundbreaking honor this ceremony was for a landless tenant like him—joining old house Veivilkas, of the wolf. Such an honor that it made him leaden ...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So you're not alone. You're not failing. So please be good to yourselves. Rest and fill the well.
@margarita.bsky.social@margarita.bsky.social
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking for a free way to support your favorite authors?
@anarkass.bsky.social@anarkass.bsky.social
Also worth noting that like, three people requesting something at a library will get a library to buy it. And it doesn't take many holds to make it "we should buy more copies."
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seeing one of my babies wearing a shelf talker always makes my day!
@dennismpowers.bsky.social@dennismpowers.bsky.social
A new Barnes & Noble opened not far from me, and today I checked it out. The sci-fi/fantsy section was woefully small, but I did find some interesting books in the new noteworthy sections. @wiswell.bsky.social
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would like things in my house to stop breaking. I should be spending this time reading Wickhills, not searching for phantom water leaks.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am absolutely here for the mastermind behind Barbie doing a really weird and divergent take on Narnia. Imagine seeing that on the menu and ordering anything else.
@empiremagazine.bsky.social@empiremagazine.bsky.social
EXCLUSIVE 🪩 Greta Gerwig’s Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew is a rock inspired fantasy nodding to David Bowie and The Who. “Narnia is literally a world made out of music,” she tells Empire. “And rock ’n’ roll to me felt like a world made out of music.” Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone You Can Build A Nest In is a Prime Big Deal! You can get the paperback for just $13 (the cheapest it's ever been!). A shapeshifting monster *accidentally* falls in love with the woman who is hunting her. Do you need some monster romance in your life? www.amazon.com/Someone-You-...
amazon.com
Someone You Can Build A Nest In: Wiswell, John: 9780756419745: Amazon.com: Books
Someone You Can Build A Nest In [Wiswell, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Someone You Can Build A Nest In
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20yo me doesn't know he's ace or aro yet. He's also consumed by anger that has him spiraling. Of course he'd hate me, but hopefully I could clue him in on a couple of important things before he hung up the temporal rift on me.
@obsidian.blacksky.app@obsidian.blacksky.app
Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Story acceptance! Looks like I’ll have a SciFi flash coming your way in 2027. More information coming soon.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
what if they're right
@tashasev.bsky.social@tashasev.bsky.social
What if birds think humans aren’t conscious because we don’t have words for or even thoughts about all their favorite colors
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doctor, how do I get rid of this debuff to my Swag stat? It says "Depression" and it's the only word in gray font is that bad
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? Yeah man I ain't proud.
static.klipy.com
Andy's Emotional Farewell to Woody & Buzz
Alt: Bonnie makes Woody wave goodbye to Andy at the end of Toy Story 3.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Renewing my request for Predator Vs. Jurassic Park.
@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social@jenlucpiquant.bsky.social
Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, new study confirms www.popsci.com/science/tyra...
popsci.com
Tyrannosaurus rex was warm-blooded, new study confirms
The King of the Dinosaurs had an internal temperature similar to you.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love a lot of Resident Evil games, but not a single one of them has a good story. They have atmosphere and fun gameplay, but the cut scenes are usually the low point. Thank goodness Cregger created an original story that's just set in that universe. Movie has a shot!
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not sure what's wrong with me today but surely I can fix it by scrolling for a couple more hours.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My main characters often have names that are difficult to pronounce. "Shesheshen." "Garrodigh." Many even struggled with "Alcides" (although I technically didn't invent that name). Well, the main character of my next book also has an unusual name. But... when you see it, I don't think you'll mind.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is there a cooler name for a real city than Braintree?
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The epic handshake meme. Two hands clasp, one labeled REALITY TV and the other STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT. The handshake is labeled FAKING OUTCOMES TO CREATE A NARRATIVE.
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net
Netflix has announced a new reality series titled ‘THE NEW STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT’. The series follows 30 participants who enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. They must see if they conform to the roles or if morality wins.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I promise that Jim C. Hines and I are separate organisms*! Not the same authors with the same books, but in fact, distinct mammals of shape and size! *Totally probably statistically likely please don't look into it
@jimchines.com@jimchines.com
Good news: @wiswell.bsky.social's books are also fun and thoughtful and worth checking out. Good news: You can pick up an e-book of SLAYERS at @bookshop.org or pretty much anywhere else while we wait for B&N to fix things. bookshop.org/a/25009/9780...
bookshop.org
Slayers of Old
Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Golden Girls in this humorous contemporary standalone fantasy about a group of former Chosen Ones coming out of retirement to save the world one last time "Buffy the Vam...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm trying out a new apology today. "What did you say? Sorry, my memory is made of protein strands."
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My next short story, "Congratulations on Your Magic Sword (TM)," will be in @lightspeedmagazine.com this October! You may have noticed your new magic sword has a strict sense of morality. Maybe it's stabbed you already! This story is a series of tips to keep yourself on the right side of the blade.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Badass granny.
@wartranslated.bsky.social@wartranslated.bsky.social
An Ukrainian grandmother single-handedly neutralized a Russian "waiter drone" by picking up the UAV and removing the fiber-optic spool from it.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy book day to Marissa Lingen's A DUBIOUS CLAMOR!
@marissalingen.bsky.social@marissalingen.bsky.social
IT'S TODAY!!! My fantasy novella, A DUBIOUS CLAMOR, is out today! From here on out, if you suddenly have the urge to read about harpies, opinionated weapons, and a bunch of misfits fighting the fash, you can just DO THAT! Order direct or from bookstores: hornedlarkpress.com/product/a-du...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every time
Batman says, "the publisher needs to hear from you ASAP"
Jim Gordon says, "sure, here's what you asked for"
Suddenly, Batman is gone. There is a message: THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE. BATMAN IS OUT OF OFFICE UNTIL...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coyote Vs. Acme is fun, and funny, and has more heart than it needs. I dare anybody to make a better successor to Roger Rabbit than this.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@ceruleancynic.bsky.social Hey, you're great.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some weirdos called me a sheep for getting vaccinated. Two things: 1) Nah, I just follow scientific consensus and understand immunology. 2) I wish I WAS a sheep, they're fluffy and don't have to pay taxes.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Besides everything else wrong with this: if you think bigotry is popular so you decide to go all-in on bigotry? Then you deserve to lose. And *your failure* is harm you did to everyone.
The Associated Press@apnews.com
An increasing number of Democratic leaders have begun to push back against their party’s unflinching support for the transgender community this midterm season. The shift comes after years of Republican-backed attacks against Democrats on the issue of transgender athletes.
bit.ly
Some Democrats are recalibrating their approach to transgender issues as they seek a path to power
An increasing number of Democratic leaders have begun to push back against their party’s unflinching support for the transgender community this midterm season.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Somebody called Beastie Boys "ad rock" and it hurt my FEELINGS
@chimeracoder.bsky.social@chimeracoder.bsky.social
Me: Do you know New Order? 19 y/o: No Me: Do you know know Joy Division? 19 y/o: Don't think so @lookitup.baby: Joy Division is the band they play at CVS 19 y/o: Oh! Yeah
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My beloved dragon came out two months ago today! How the time flies. Thank you to everyone for the wonderful messages, reviews, and support. Earlier this year I wasn’t even sure if I’d be alive now. Much less alive to see this.
bookshop.org
The Dragon Has Some Complaints
"The dragon may have some complaints, but readers won't. By turns silly, sweet, and subversive, this novel has all of Wiswell's characteristic blend of tension and heart." —Caitlin Rozakis, New York T...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Okay so apparently it isn't common knowledge: after you get your shots, roll your shoulder and flex your bicep every 30-60 minutes. It dramatically reduces the soreness from the shots. Pharmacists taught me this tip Year 1 and it's a game changer.
@blobulouscat.bsky.social@blobulouscat.bsky.social
John out here doing a vital PSA, get your updated flu & covid shots and ROTATE YOUR ARM
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's been a few days and my only possible side-effect was mild burning in the eyes, which was gone the next morning. Mom didn't have a single side-effect. Pretty great!
@wiswell.bsky.social@wiswell.bsky.social
Brought my mom to the pharmacy and got our vaccinations today! Specifically for flu and COVID. Our arms barely even feel sore, and we've got minimal side effects. It's a nice way to get ready for a busy autumn.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The great thing about being a Cowboys fan is you get to spend the beginning of each season figuring out which other teams you'll root for.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh this sounds great.
@kristenklopez.bsky.social@kristenklopez.bsky.social
As an actual disabled critic, BEING HEUMANN is a landmark for disabled representation that abled audiences aren't going to immediately grasp its power. An essential piece of disability history in an era when our rights are being eroded. My review is live: thefilmmaven.com/being-heuman...
thefilmmaven.com
Being Heumann Review: The Disability Representation We've Been Waiting For
We finally broke the Tod Browning "Freaks" record for most disabled cast members!
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@byzantienne.bsky.social Hey, you're great.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A reminder that vaccines are widely available right now! And while most pharmacists don't even bother to ask about preexisting condition qualifications, they will also usually help you find out which fit you. Don't get killed by COVID. I'd much rather have you on Earth with me.
@wiswell.bsky.social@wiswell.bsky.social
Brought my mom to the pharmacy and got our vaccinations today! Specifically for flu and COVID. Our arms barely even feel sore, and we've got minimal side effects. It's a nice way to get ready for a busy autumn.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am gonna eat this stuff up. Need to get my hockey mask out of storage.
youtu.be
Crystal Lake | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There's only one person I want banned from bathrooms: the dude who's been in the only stall for half an hour watching Youtube.
@weredawgz.blacksky.app@weredawgz.blacksky.app
Me when i see anti trans bathroom shit: Stop fucking looking at other people in the bathroom you freak
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Brought my mom to the pharmacy and got our vaccinations today! Specifically for flu and COVID. Our arms barely even feel sore, and we've got minimal side effects. It's a nice way to get ready for a busy autumn.
John smiling with his sleeve rolled up to reveal two bandaids on his bicep. One is about to go rogue and fall off.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I came by it honestly (through a lifetime of being an autistic outsider with no clue what was going on).
@revanche.bsky.social@revanche.bsky.social
Actively mad (complimentary) at how good @wiswell.bsky.social is at setting his stories at an unexpected angle and it always works so well. Currently reading The Dragon Has Some Complaints.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a lady.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Notice the concern of parents who feel their trans children are being victimized never get listened to. It's only bigots. "Respect the parents" is a shell game.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Of the too-many social medias I am on, Bluesky talks about books they like and recommend the most. It is why I, a hungry reader, spend the most time here.
@kateelliottsff.bsky.social@kateelliottsff.bsky.social
I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A24, seriously. Come on. The GenAI deal was gross, and now this? Do better.
@hmsnofun.bsky.social@hmsnofun.bsky.social
UPDATE: SCP Foundation have posted a statement saying they were not consulted or contacted about the A24 SCP project. scp-wiki.wikidot.com/statement-on...
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
On the next season of Better Call Saul,
@metafrantic.bsky.social@metafrantic.bsky.social
At the library we often find random things that were used as bookmarks left behind in books. A few months ago I found the business card of an attorney in California. This is the back of the card.
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How I feel as a professional writer.
Sluggo and Nancy are selling their comics are two tables. Sluggo looks nervous. His sign says "Comics." Nancy looks confident. He sign says "better comics."
@cashbrowns.bsky.social@cashbrowns.bsky.social
SEE YOU TODAY AT SPX !!!!!
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wiswell.bsky.social @wiswell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A personal first: I sneezed while eating and now a strawberry chunk is stuck in my sinus cavity??
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