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Jorkin D Penison

@immaculatepizza.bsky.social
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Big time hater of capitalism, AI, and the American conservative project immaculatepizza in other places as well: twitch, Instagram, and if you've found yourself in 2001, AOL Instant Messenger. gay person, geriatric millennial, he/him

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FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 3h
probably bad that this guy was the ideological guru for the current vice president. probably should keep an eye on that. maybe something more even.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 959: "crazy old Maurice — he was in here last night, raving!"
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hrc didn't used to move like this and there is a universe where they don't break for trans rights and instead become more of an lgb type of organization. happy & proud to be one of many lesbians who absolutely refuse to allow trans rights to be used as a wedge issue. it's all of us, actually
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 21h
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you would think the media would've wised up to the "trump claims to spend his own money on thing someone else is actually paying for" thing after he was like "no honestly i cant wait to release my tax returns any day now" in 2016 but they like him and want to help him
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NY theater folks and/or gay history folks (my people!): Kramer/Fauci is about to become a very hot ticket, and deservedly so. Go if you can. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/t...
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‘Kramer/Fauci’ Review: A Thrilling Episode From the AIDS Battlefield (Gift Article)
Daniel Fish’s staging of a C-SPAN segment reveals the complex yet tender relationship between the fiery Larry Kramer and the diplomatic Anthony Fauci.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing that Trumpism has made clear over and over again is that the global far right understands itself to be in a ideological alliance the helps itself across borders, and the center and left largely do not.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the lessons Democrats (& democrats) draw from DOGE is “right idea, wrong implementation,” we are doomed. Everyone involved in the unprecedented crime that was DOGE needs to go to jail forever, & Democrats need to rebuild all of the programs & agencies first, not do digital management consulting 🤦‍♂️
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's funny because I feel the same way about smart and well-intentioned people falling for a scam being perpetrated by Silicon Valley guys who have done nothing but run scams that made them rich after the tech press told everyone that these guys were geniuses.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The very loudest advocates of generative AI are all people you would not trust your kid or dog near, of *course* the public will not be positive. Just look at these fucking guys.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brigid Alverson @brigidalverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird, it's like all of us who kept saying this was a non-issue and Democrats should just ignore the attacks were ... right?
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the most important things you should learn from arguing online and other places is that the way to be open-minded is not to be more accepting of the outgroup -- rather you should be more willing to consider that the ingroup are clowns
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 30/09/2026
FYI. There are 3 stages of mourning with accompanying outfits, they get gradually more colorful until you leave mourning. Some cultures have widows wear black forever.
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Memory and Mourning: Death in the Gilded Age
A new tour at Clayton this fall will explore grief and mourning practices in Victorian era America.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in an older, more innocent time, we had skibidi toilet. now all we have are skibidi taxes. skibidi midterms. skibidi open enrollment period for skibidi health insurance.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
All these years later and theres still no sex in your violence.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 25/09/2026
"should you bring an iced coffee to an interview" is just grist for the screaming machine. every day it requires new screams.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If we’re honest with ourselves about who we are as a country, the reality is this goes back far further than Iran-Contra, or Watergate & Cambodia, all the way to U.S. Grant’s original sin of exonerating the racist traitors, Robert Edward Lee & co., at Appomattox in 1865 From Ron Chernow’s “Grant”:
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We simply are not going to get out of this by just winning the next election & going back to governing. We can't keep doing this total failure of elite accountability. We've been doing it since Iran-Contra, & really since 1865. And we keep not fixing our broken anti-democratic institutions. Enough.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today in "neither our media nor our political system is designed to deal with a far right authoritarian party" I don't care what this guy or anyone else thinks about policy X or agency Y. It's a crime to do what the DOGE guys did. They all, including Elon, need to go to jail forever.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Decades and decades of a national policy and zeitgeist that amounts to 'nobody needs to care about social studies' and we're now in an unwinnable war with a foreign country whose culture and leadership we did not understand based around geography we ignored. 🤷‍♂️
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 15/09/2026
#OtD 15 Sep 1983 Michael Stewart, a 25-year-old Black student, was beaten to death by 10 NYPD officers after being caught painting graffiti. The medical examiner then helped them cover up the murder. No officers were convicted stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8745...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why are there so many Trans people who are musicians? Because the arts are one of the few options available to us to achieve any sort of class mobility, the others being sex work and Raytheon.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Saw The Invite last night and my attraction to Seth Rogen is only increasing over time.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'll tell you one thing I've learned this week: Ed Sheeran and Macklemore both still exist.
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Witch Dr. Penis Boob @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sure man, have an FBI full of dog fuckers. I don't even care anymore. everything is expensive and poison and there's a large group of FBI agents who fuck dogs. whatever man. the FBI fucks animals. federal bureau of interspecies sex. who cares. fuck it. who even cares.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 15/09/2026
Trump knocking the first domino that precipitates a global energy crisis that destroys Saudi Arabia and leaves Iran as the regional hegemon is some real king Midas stuff. Just completely bumbling into geopolitical chaos that will leave millions dead and the world significantly more unstable.
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 15/09/2026
Hey grok should I shit or pee my pants. What’s the probability of each. Put together a timeline. Explain
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Publicly deplatforming this artist and putting his career and his tourmate’s career in some jeopardy is just my way of inviting him to lunch.
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DVS @dvsblast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ohhhh...intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic. i get it now
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jared Kushner—an unelected, uncredentialed nepo baby profiting off his access to state information—doesn't belong at the negotiating table but in prison. That Jeffries isn't even planting a seed of investigating Kushner and his ill-gotten riches should Democrats regain power is a bad sign.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hand to God, one of the funniest jokes in SNL history
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
most dems are well to the left of dem leadership and view dsa folks as a caucus within the party. “dems vs dsa” and “libs vs socialists” among us plebes is mostly just Online
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Protect trans kids.
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