Reposted by two guns shooting up each other's barrelsdeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don’t actually believe that Nancy Reagan was all that good at sucking dick. They’re just being kind to her because her husband got demented 3989
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026HOW'S MY PUSSY TASTE? 1 - 8 8 8 - 3 4 6 - 3 3 0 0 0100
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel the same way about cute a.i. mascots as I do about talking trash cans. Do not speak in my sacred tongue, do not take my sacred form. 071
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nathan fielder is so fucking hot 090
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cause I'm choosing the texas I'm choooosing the teeexas tonight. 060
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026all I can say is that my life is pretty slay I like watching puddles cause I'm gayyy 1182
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026is that good or bad? 070
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Nathan fielder is so fucking hot 090
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've never thought about what I bring to a job interview tbh. the video capture screen on the self recorded interview only gets my mouth and nose 050
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026changing modesty standards have reduced opportunities for beautiful buxom babes to slow motion walk down the street, causing men to crash their bicycles and children to spill their ice cream cones. 0120
Reposted by two guns shooting up each other's barrelsDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child 171329193
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nathan fielder is so fucking hot 3160
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026if Nathan fielder hangs real dong in the documentary I'll become a stalker 0151
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026vape companies are the last bastion of see-thru plastic electronics 090
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think parents should get primary say in their children's healthcare. a mother knows when her child has been replaced by a demon that can only be drowned in the tub. 0211
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I like that rhythm game where slapping the buttons makes you feel like a dancing cat 081
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026that tape is not doing anything. baseball players know you're supposed to do stuff to injuries but that's really it. 061
Reposted by two guns shooting up each other's barrelsChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/09/2026Guy sitting in front of a computer: “before we start this ai training session, I’d like to acknowledge I’m coding on stolen data” 334364
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the contemporary horror renaissance has done incredible things for film 0332
Reposted by two guns shooting up each other's barrelsThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite… 1814731701
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not the most egregious part of this but they made the other kids skinny tiktokers too 1153
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026potty training bluesky: "the toilet is a social ill attempting to further alienate and isolate you from mommy" 0141
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I like borthernlibnon 2180
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026this is one of the worst things to ever happen at auschwitz 1130
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you can't hurt me. you can't upset me. unless you show me a song where the singer's voice cracks under the weight of the emotion they're trying to convey. thats a lot. 2222
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026peace, love, unity, RESPECT 190
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I stare at a pile of black cloth in my room. "surely she can't," you think. I approach a corner of the pile. "oh my God she can," you think. I reach into the pile and come away with the exact shirt I was looking for. You pee your pants. 0120
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Donald Pleasence.... yes Donald very Pleasence indeed.... 0150
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I can't do the tiktok my weekend as a 28 year old in Chicago style commercials anymore. please hear me 070
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm all for eliminating cars but where am I going to sit and cry at work after that? 6321
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026on Twitter we lived in a world of kats, on bluesky the katies rule 2261
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026fuck fuck fuck I just got hipster shamed by accident. a lady saw my dickies overalls with the hammer pocket and offered to sell me tools. I had to tell her "sorry I just dress like this" and she asked "why" and I didn't know what to say so I left 3460
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026what if instead of the long walk it was the long cock and everyone who didn't have the longest cock got killed 2140
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026PSA you can put whatever you want on there and it goes up immediately. vote for the happy laugher 0100
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026another pro-palestine celebrity silenced 0282
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm also not going on tour with ed sheeran 2270
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026hell yeah now in 5 years they're gonna be banning ai from women's sports 0394
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026easy to "both sides" everything when your eyes look in two different directions 0150
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 15/09/2026sure man, have an FBI full of dog fuckers. I don't even care anymore. everything is expensive and poison and there's a large group of FBI agents who fuck dogs. whatever man. the FBI fucks animals. federal bureau of interspecies sex. who cares. fuck it. who even cares. 7789
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026macklemore is such a great guy I wish his music was good 0280
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm showing everyone at work pictures of my spoon. everyone thinks it's a really good spoon. I hope I don't accidentally receive an email talking shit on my spoon. 090
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I carved a spoon, this was wood but now it's spoon and I did that 111101
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you'd think indie theater artists would give enough of a fuck about their production to ask someone who can make a poster where the harpist isn't melting through her harp, but I can say for sure it makes your show look like garbage 3220
two guns shooting up each other's barrels @oofadoofa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I am the child of a bacon magnate. One day, on a walk, I pointed out a Ziploc bag and asked "Daddy, why don't we make those?" and he said "we can't. we forgot how" 060
