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Jorkin D Penison

@immaculatepizza.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.1K following 3.3K posts

Big time hater of capitalism, AI, and the American conservative project immaculatepizza in other places as well: twitch, Instagram, and if you've found yourself in 2001, AOL Instant Messenger. gay person, geriatric millennial, he/him

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 8h
Because he's one of the only people standing next to a Republican going, "this person is a piece of shit, I don't respect him, neither should you, he's fucking evil and he needs to go, and I don't care if it makes me sound rude saying it" LIKE EVERY DEMOCRAT SHOULD BE DOING??? MAYBE???
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
it's such a perfect example of what is actually alito's hallmark as a justice, shoddy, sub-undergraduate thinking dressed up with five dollar words.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Give us your manic, your ubermenschen, your spoiled racists yearning to create a white ethnostate."
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FUCK I broke my 1500 day streak on my smart thermostat's daily jumble puzzle. The app is locking me out of adjusting my home temperature now because I'm out of gems. The word was SAVORY.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
probably bad that this guy was the ideological guru for the current vice president. probably should keep an eye on that. maybe something more even.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 959: "crazy old Maurice — he was in here last night, raving!"
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neuse river hag @neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hrc didn't used to move like this and there is a universe where they don't break for trans rights and instead become more of an lgb type of organization. happy & proud to be one of many lesbians who absolutely refuse to allow trans rights to be used as a wedge issue. it's all of us, actually
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you for this.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's so cool how fucking stupid everyone is now
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We need less racial ethnic and more work ethic 🫡
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, so insignificant that on a repeat playthrough you have to kind of remember that they're even a thing. Though Ranni's real body is on one of them? That's something I guess.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think I am gay
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See, I think these stages of evolution are in the opposite order
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think that's too much sodium for a parrot. Maybe like. A little cheddar slice between two pieces of cracker though???
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will never vote for a Democrat who says they want to move forward and embrace a time of healing that does not begin with trials for all of these thieves and liars.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Upset about Harry Potter *and* strongly opposed to race mixing
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alito has many failings, chief among which is that he is a far bigger conservative culture war freak than he is an intellectual.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you would think the media would've wised up to the "trump claims to spend his own money on thing someone else is actually paying for" thing after he was like "no honestly i cant wait to release my tax returns any day now" in 2016 but they like him and want to help him
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They need to be able to see themselves as the best possible people, including the freedom to denigrate everyone else AND believe that we're somehow doing it to them. Go to a rodeo for all I care.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NY theater folks and/or gay history folks (my people!): Kramer/Fauci is about to become a very hot ticket, and deservedly so. Go if you can. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/t...
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‘Kramer/Fauci’ Review: A Thrilling Episode From the AIDS Battlefield (Gift Article)
Daniel Fish’s staging of a C-SPAN segment reveals the complex yet tender relationship between the fiery Larry Kramer and the diplomatic Anthony Fauci.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw this when it was at NYU in the spring, really something
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh boy I would have been there too hell yeah the nineties
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One thing that Trumpism has made clear over and over again is that the global far right understands itself to be in a ideological alliance the helps itself across borders, and the center and left largely do not.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/10/2026
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you were wondering how he only served 13 months in prison after raping multiple minors, it's because he served zero jail time for raping multiple minors. the only jail time he served was for financial crimes covering up sexually abusing children. he kept his congressional pension up to now
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the lessons Democrats (& democrats) draw from DOGE is “right idea, wrong implementation,” we are doomed. Everyone involved in the unprecedented crime that was DOGE needs to go to jail forever, & Democrats need to rebuild all of the programs & agencies first, not do digital management consulting 🤦‍♂️
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's funny because I feel the same way about smart and well-intentioned people falling for a scam being perpetrated by Silicon Valley guys who have done nothing but run scams that made them rich after the tech press told everyone that these guys were geniuses.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Espaillat has a handful of days left in Congress he can fuck right off
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The very loudest advocates of generative AI are all people you would not trust your kid or dog near, of *course* the public will not be positive. Just look at these fucking guys.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brigid Alverson @brigidalverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely. Good visual both funny in the way it is intended as well as unintentionally hilarious from a genre perspective.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's very funny how often Star Trek is only science fiction flavored, not really about advanced - or current, as you point out - technology. See 90's Trek with all its padds, incapable of conceiving of networked computers. Or even disks.
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do they talk about pacing constantly? Because
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ideas are intangible; impossible to excise, especially in an environment dominated by right wing propaganda. Will have to work around by making an example of those responsible, subjecting them to terrible consequences. Lives must be destroyed. It is the only way forward.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird, it's like all of us who kept saying this was a non-issue and Democrats should just ignore the attacks were ... right?
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had moldy bread today too!
Moldy bread
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would bring champagne to his hanging
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had this poster when I was in high school!!!
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of the most important things you should learn from arguing online and other places is that the way to be open-minded is not to be more accepting of the outgroup -- rather you should be more willing to consider that the ingroup are clowns
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 30/09/2026
FYI. There are 3 stages of mourning with accompanying outfits, they get gradually more colorful until you leave mourning. Some cultures have widows wear black forever.
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Memory and Mourning: Death in the Gilded Age
A new tour at Clayton this fall will explore grief and mourning practices in Victorian era America.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in an older, more innocent time, we had skibidi toilet. now all we have are skibidi taxes. skibidi midterms. skibidi open enrollment period for skibidi health insurance.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Jorkin D Penison @immaculatepizza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shouldn't there be a pack of bloodthirsty journalists going after the white house press office demanding to know why they want to destroy postsecondary education? Does no one ever try to make a Republican experience political consequences or are voters just supposed to do it magically?
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