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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 11h
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AI isn't going "rogue" because it can't—and we won't get a grip on how companies like OpenAI are playing with fire until we have the language right
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There are no “rogue” AI agents
Identifying them as such only lets companies like OpenAI off the hook.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Ross Wallen @rosswallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U St every single day for the past year+
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whenever people like Van Jones say things like "young people don't support Israel because of what they see on social media," it's worth noting that what young people see on social media is...well...this. Why? Because that's what actually happened to Gaza.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
'Bladerunner 2049' (2017) dir: Denis Villeneuve 📽️
real cat watching Disney's 'The Aristocats' on teevee, Dutchess is saying "you look lonely"close up of cat in bisexual lighting with a bandage on its nose looking forelorn
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David Nir @davidnir.com · 16/09/2026
Everything's falling into place
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the apes gathered around the monolith in 2001: a space odyssey except the monolith is now the icon for microsoft teams
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Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today is 🌞 day! Say hello to @washingtonsun.bsky.social, @washsunmetro.bsky.social, and @washsunperspect.bsky.social! washingtonsun.com/about-us/pre...
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Welcome to The Washington Sun
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Geoffrey Hatchard @imgoph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm supposed to trust these trigger-happy idiots patrolling my block the last month? This Guardsman was from Georgia—the same state marching all over #TrinidadDC for weeks. This maniac likely walked past my child's school, armed & dangerous. Guard out now! www.hillrag.com/2026/09/08/n... #FreeDC
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National Guardsman Arrested For Pulling Gun on H Street | HillRag
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Real America
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
an open restaurant kitchen is a symptom of the surveillance state. let those boys cook in peace. what happens back there is between them & god.
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Yu-Ming Liou @yumingliou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The real California ideology is car-brained NIMBYism
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
everyone knows DC is my favorite place. so much glorious diversity packed into so little space. walk for an hour and you can pass through like six neighborhoods. great food everywhere, music everywhere, trees and parkland everywhere. past year's felt like i'm watching the cossacks burn down anatevka
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No post-war republicans. Peak boomer-posting
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think what I love most about Dolly is that she rejected the bigotry and hate by expressing her southern pride through kindness, generosity, and humility 💔
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As a true computer toucher, I reject the false computer touchers that have allowed their minds to atrophy.
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not only are these books free for kids, they all also have a little reading guide on the dust jacket to help parents engage with kids and the story. It's such a thoughtful detail for parents who might not have experience reading but want to change that for their kids. RIP to a real one
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Everything's coming up Milhaus! 2. I am so smart! S-M-R-T 3. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 4. I just think they're neat 5. ...which was the style at the time
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
actual celebrities having podcasts will never sit right with me. get out of my muck trough you will ruin your expensive clothes
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sundays are for racing
Indy cars dive into the chicane in front of the Native American Smithsonian museum
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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Toad King @toadking.com · 20/08/2026
Tell Mamdani he's gotta step up his game
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't want my son to do this either
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/08/2026
there's a lot of dunking on kids and "kids today" in the comments, and can I just cordially request that as millennials we, uh, don't fucking do that? it's the worst trait of gen x and boomers. we could just NOT do that. this isn't a story of "kids today" its adults Big Brothering society.
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🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“charlie brown had homes.” no he didn’t. that isn’t true.
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fakesharrows @fakesharrows.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
no, I don’t think there should be armed soldiers walking around the playground where we are celebrating a seven year old’s birthday. come on
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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Ian @huff.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
$3,000 to replace it feels laughably low for a device designed to enable stalking and ruining people's lives?
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The effort to repeal the income tax in Missouri losing 80-20
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Michelle Chappell she/her @michellechap76.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Will you stand up to the President by removing armed Michigan National Guard troops from the streets of DC?
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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ezracycle.bsky.social @ezracycle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
a lot of chutzpah for a restaurant that opened THIS YEAR to claim that they need to have a 3% service charge due to increased costs associated with I-82 like....did you not research current minimum wage when you first set your menu prices [checks notes] two months ago?
Close up of a small block of text on a restaurant menu which reads: "Service Charge Notice: A 3% surcharge is included on all guest checks to help offset increased labor costs due to Initiative 82. This charge is not a gratuity paid to staff. We appreciate your understanding!"
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
washington dc is short for washington da city
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
again think about the choices that are made in the media to cover Mamdani's call for Netanyahu's arrest as if it is extremist hate speech or an incitement to violence in context of both the domestic popularity and international elite consensus around the issue.
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if someone is cooking something and they seem excited about it and you think it's unhealthy ... the place to stick that opinion is up your own ass, follow it with your head, and shut the fuck up.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lt. Dangle from Reno 911 in his short shorts uniform and white cowboy boots, new boot goofin scene, he's doing bigfoot pose looking at camera. Added text reads

LOOK WHAT

BLUE STATE DUMOCRATS

Have done to Our MEN in uniform

Share if your MAD
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/07/2026
The main way in which AI has negatively impacted games industry jobs is not through actual automation of those jobs or even untrue claims about automation. It's by making capital unavailable because it's tied up in AI investments while also destroying the consumer base for video game hardware.
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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Taco Bell has been running ahead of the federal fucking government at every turn, please do not slander this noble restaurant chain
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 17/07/2026
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work. He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
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Geoffrey Hatchard @imgoph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
For this money, DC could subsidize a dozen new grocery stores in the city. (We should do that!)
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Goseg Train Thread @wvistheduck.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Remember folks, Bowser/McDuffie were the ones the "unbiased media" framed as the "business friendly" politicians in DC 🤔
Bowser caused this
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