🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 23hSunday is for the NFL and talking about how much we hate our respective teams 020
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Cheers to my dad for having bought a whole-ass toolkit for adjusting watch bands so I can remove a janky metal bracelet myself instead of taking it to a jeweler Jeers to spending 45 min removing a janky metal bracelet myself instead of taking it to a jeweler who could've done it in like 5 sec 040
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026People don't seem to realize this is a bot account and sometimes while fishing Baseball Reference for Some Guys you end up reeling in A Dude 120
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a home decor store specializing in windows called Curtains for Zoosha 010
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One of my favorite burger chains does a shake of the month and for October it's a Snickers shake. If it's even half as good as a Snickers ice cream bar oh babu we're in business 080
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Now watching Le Samourai, which is French for...? It's a complicated language, it could mean anything. 050
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Dracula is about how not even death can stop a guy from being hornt up 050
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026whiskey fridays with tony dookiepill 030
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everyone claims they're not familiar with Hasan but I know who he is - he's the guy who used to date Janice Griffith. However I'm not familiar with this young lady or any of her films 000
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026some very good irony in the tech guys who helped poison the information the public receive having to now hock their shitty wares themselves to that same public, despite being some of the least charismatic and likable chuds on the planet 020
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Tonight, we caught and compromised to a permanent end, Liberty Biberty. We did it, America! 050
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The woke mob won't let you do a long (and boring!) thread about changing a tire for a woman now of days 180
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this protein in everything trend reminds of a guy I used to work with who'd put protein powder in his Diet Coke. His fridge was nothing but frozen chicken breasts+brocolli and in between working 40-50 hours at the clinic and studying for the MCAT he'd compete in bodybuilding competitions 2110
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not saying I'm glad the Yankees won but I wasn't looking forward to the prospect of being around Fenway in the next week or so if the Red Sox advanced 120
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I thought I didn't want a chronograph watch but now I'm thinking what if I'm in immediate need of a stopwatch and tachymeter to measure how far my horse drawn carriage has traveled 040
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm not listening to any pro-AI people on this or any other website because they all seem to suffer from a complete and total lack of hoes 0121
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026guy who took the substance that makes you young while at the beach that makes you old and has to call a doctor because his boner has lasted for well over four hours 1100
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This week and really the whole month of Sept is going to be difficult, so I'm going to follow the advice everyone's been giving me for the past year and take it easy on myself. Barring something big happening (e.g. it) I'll see everyone again on Oct 1st 3130
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I started watching Eastbound and Down and was unaware of the amount of honks in this show. Obviously I'm not complaining 030
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I've tried and they told me I can't invent another real and legitimate holiday 020
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Milo Snuffleupagus has vowed to come out from this an experience an even bigger racist 040
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Even though my refund has posted I'm torn between letting this Finish Line thing go and yelling at someone until they explain how they fucked up an order up this badly 140
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Milo Snuffleupagus is back in the news again 030
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what if we all agree to call it Lake National Bikini Day 1120
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the position player I'm waiting for the Remember Some Guys account to repost is unsurprisingly Dante Bichette so I can talk about his ridiculous (derogatory) 1999 season. From the pitchers it's probably Mark Eichhorn so I can talk about his ridiculous (complimentary) 1986 rookie season 110
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they call it baby bok choy but I don't think it's any more adorable than the regular version 020
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026filling out my online dating profile: 040
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Superior, Erie, and Huron also share a border with Canada and therefore should also be renamed Lake America. To avoid future confusion people should say "Lake America" and then point in the general direction of the one they're talking about 040
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026[anyone who purchased a bidet despite attempts from weird dinguses to make it a culture war issue]: well well well who's broke and still has the stank ass now 000
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Now watching Old, the movie about the beach that makes you old. Look for my tweets about it here on Bluesky dot com, the web site that makes you old (spiritually) 1240
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026where the Pro Bowl failed versus other all-star competitions is the lack of a fun signature skills event, like the home run derby or dunk contest. What they should've done was have QBs throw footballs at some guy's groin from 50 yards away 140
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026do normal people subscribe to the idea of a daily driver/beater/every day carry or is it just weirdo collector types (e.g. me and possibly Joe) 010
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[to the tune of the Beastie Boys "Hey Ladies"] 010
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think the lesson here is we should be even meaner to Raygun 010
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Having a rough stretch the past couple weeks. Hate to say it but less than ideal National Bikini Days 1100
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 25/08/2026got three (3) seperate but identical letters from a collection agency saying we owe money for one of my dad's medical bills that I definitely paid off months ago. Probably an error and less likely a scam but still some bottom feeding shit no matter how you cut it 190
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026seems obvious the president's ass fell off and they attached a cardboard box they found lying around by mistake. Which means somewhere in the white house basement there are holiday decorations being kept in a decrepit old ass 1100
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Guess who has spent the past 1.5 hours at two (2!) different pretzel emporiums - malls as some of you know them - dealing with this stupid return? Hahaha fucking kill me 140
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026"to apologize for how badly our store screwed up here's money that can only be spent on another purchase from our shitty store" 2140
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My dad left behind another automatic that I don't think he ever got to wear. It's very nice but seems a little too big for my wrist 1160
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Finish Line's customer service is closed today? But I'm angry now! 140
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026In addition to sending me two left shoes Finish Line didn't include the two sets of spare laces that are supposed to come with it and shipped it in a box 2.5-3x bigger than the shoebox so everything was spilled out when I opened it. Really a fantastic job all around 100
🎃 Mr Too Damn Boo-no 👻 @bergoesbueno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I had a package delivered yesterday and there was a parcel locker key #1 in my mail slot. The key actually opened locker #2 and inside was another key marked #2 which doesn't open any of the other lockers. What kind of head games is the postal service playing here?? 3120
