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Toad King

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@steelseries.com staff software engineer. bad poster. he/him galtse.cx

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Jason @envinyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
is metroid a ball and gun game
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Jan Ochoa @janochoa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Zack Fox saying he will slap the shit out of Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran is an absolute spineless coward that won’t take a stand.
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claire 🐶 @rainykoishi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 14/09/2026
That's right... A Pokemon Credit Union.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pokemon's Ed Sheeran?!
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 14/09/2026
nvm the twitter credit card rules lmao
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Mom @milph.mom · 13/09/2026
“Just one more thing, sir. You said you counted four or five shots. Now why am I seeing six or seven?”
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
I am serious that today’s journalism ecosystem would be fooled if they played war of the worlds on the radio. It would be on CNN within hours
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jai @lowercasejai.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
guns and roses on the playstation 5 be like welcome to the jungle we've got fun
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Laffodile @laffodile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever #Nintendo #Metroid #MetroidRavenous
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 10/09/2026
i know after having his loyalty betrayed big boss took money from war criminals to fund his dream but this is a bit on the nose
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Toad King @toadking.com · 10/09/2026
That former Anthropic guy going around saying that AI is gonna kill us all any day now is just a rerun of that former Google guy from a few years back who claimed that he saw their AI model become sentient and tell him it loved him or some shit.
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Toad King @toadking.com · 09/09/2026
Big guess/hope: With the new Kirby game being open world-ish it's time for you to be able to fully control warp stars.
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 09/09/2026
new kirby looks great
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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「YASE」 eclipse @eclipse.yase.world · 31/10/2025
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
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Toad King @toadking.com · 04/09/2026
The funniest part of Coyote vs. Acme releasing to critical and commercial acclaim is you now have Snyder-heads trying to downplay it because James Gunn co-wrote and produced it.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
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Dakota DeGarmo (Commissions open) @dakotamacdoodle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Toad King @toadking.com · 02/09/2026
Just heard back from my insurance that I'm not at fault for damages a plumber caused several months ago.
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Toad King @toadking.com · 01/09/2026
>Lee's Summit, MO THE GHOST OF LOWTAX IS STEALING OUR BLU-RAYS!
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Justin Sevakis @worldofcrap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AD Police in 4K is such a rush. Can't wait for y'all to see it.
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Toad King @toadking.com · 01/09/2026
Selling something on Facebook marketplace. Person messages about it and eventually asks "Is that your best price?" Buddy what are you doing? Haggling is YOUR job! I ask them to make an offer. They stop responding.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think he could beat Goku
The last thing you see before death
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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the sickest part of Dark Knight Rises
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Katy // Genderpunk 2026 @katysaint.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls? "No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 27/08/2026
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Elon Musk’s xAI used child porn to train Grok models, lawsuit says
xAI accused of training Grok on real and AI-generated child pornography.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
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* Admin
anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 27/08/2026
The original ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ protestor has finally revealed their identity. (Source: www.instagram.com/reel/Dchqf9Q...)
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brutal Legend is free on Itchio for the next ~666 minutes (in honor to Tim Curry) buff.ly/OwIZtbB
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Toad King @toadking.com · 27/08/2026
This is the man who is saving anime.
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Justin Sevakis @worldofcrap.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A LOT of people freaking out that @discotekmedia.bsky.social somehow won’t release the second half of Monster. That’s some PTSD right there. First half is a smash hit. The discs are past QC and we’re just waiting on upscale corrections guys. Breathe. We got this.
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AnimEigo @animeigo.com · 24/08/2026
Microhabitat The award-winning story of Miso, once a musican, now a housekeeper who scrapes by w/ creature comforts: smokes, whiskey, her boyfriend. When short on cash, she spends time w/ old bandmates who seem to have it all. But everyone's complicated. mediaocd.com/product/micr...
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AnimEigo @animeigo.com · 24/08/2026
New pre-orders for December! Drucker in the Dugout A fantastic character drama about a girl managing a high-school baseball team using Peter Drucker's Management, which has nothing to do with baseball, but is a detailed book about business management! mediaocd.com/product/druc...
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Toad King @toadking.com · 23/08/2026
Watched Coyote Vs Acme * Really good and really funny * Excellent mixing of animated and practical VFX * That said, 3D cel-shaded faux 2D still doesn't stand up to actual 2D animation * The conspiracy that WB wanted to bury it because it's too critical of them might be true???
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Dude. Stop.
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cats are great lol
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Toad King @toadking.com · 22/08/2026
Wow the Coyote vs Acme Sunday early showings near me are actually starting to fill up.
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drilanime, your Fall companion @drilanime.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#AstroBoy
fcuekd up

#anime #dril #fuckedupanime
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective is $9.99 on US eShop buff.ly/jFkEfEg (Steam) $9.15 Gamesplanet buff.ly/ydsLBwE Switch physical import $29.99 at PNP buff.ly/HXaQbJu #ad
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Toad King @toadking.com · 21/08/2026
Arrived just in time to lab 2XKO one last time @mtl-reggie.bsky.social @wooliewoolz.bsky.social
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