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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 16h

butterfly meme: 🦋: people finally having the support and agency to leave abusive situations 👦🏻: mainstream media “is this an epidemic?”

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

please Mr. Talarico, don’t shoot my homie with the Laser That Makes You a Hot Latina. I would be so upset if you shot my homie with the Laser That Makes You a Hot Latina

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m a one-issue voter, and that issue is “will you throw all these fuckers in prison for the rest of their miserable goddamn lives?”

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

we’re really scraping the bottom of the oppo file here

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Large Marge in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.

A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

boss: you file that Arizona tea story? me: yes sir boss: you didn’t make it weird, did you? me: …

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

boss: you file that Arizona tea story? me: yes sir boss: you didn’t make it weird, did you? me: …

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lansing drivers will nearly sideswipe your car and then get mad at you about it

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

skipping the middleman and injecting the Mountain Dew syrup directly into my veins

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

imagine being so toxic even the libertarians can’t stand you michiganadvance.com/2026/09/29/m...

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the pedophile president is making everything more expensive by starting disastrous military wars overseas and trade wars at home any dem consultant who can’t figure out how to message this without throwing trans people under the bus should be launched directly into the sun

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when I was a kid, “Batdance” by Prince from the Batman soundtrack was a number one hit, so y’all can cool it over if Ella Langley deserves it or whatever

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

explaining to my wife that the strip club charges on our credit card was a rogue AI

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

so much casual racism and classism is dressed up as “professionalism” because you expect people to know the unwritten rules of spaces they haven’t had access to I like Kai, but this is a bad take

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don’t miss watching this at all

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Vernors Herzog @vernorsherzog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026