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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 16h
I had no idea until today that Tom Perriello nearly survived *that* midterm. Good God.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deleting because I don't want to spread (any more) negativity. Will simply wait for November
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remembering this hilarious set of polling results from "Deciding to Win," a project by a bunch of Obama and Clinton guys to move the party to the right. Claims that Medicare for All is unpopular and that Medicaid Expansion is only +8 nationally even though it won in Idaho and South Dakota
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ngl, as much of a doomer as I am, I find the whole "backlash to gas prices being high is why we will never be able to decarbonize" a rather baffling line of argumentation
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bro LMAOOOOO
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breaking: Mary Peltola is a Gen X-er
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think a lot of economic malaise under Trump, which preceded the iran war and even the tariffs, is just because Trump was supposed to bring us back to the 2000-2020 era of consistently low inflation that people got used to. Fed was a victim of its own success here
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FUCK
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think if you told me 5 years ago that I would still have never had a gf or find permanent employment I would've redacted myself
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
¡Coño!
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Idk why I keep seeing people on here use the phrase "gen alpha voters" in the context of the 2026 midterms, do people not know the oldest members of gen alpha turned 13 this year?
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh OK so it is a real race. This might get the undecided voters to come home. To who though is the question
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah like this might work. I wish it wouldn't but the 5k check promise could easily swing the midterms towards republicans
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's getting harder and harder to write this off tbh
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bruh
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Aight. Goodbye Seth Moulton
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just feel so useless.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh cmon man you can't possibly believe this is true
Republican gubernatorial nominee Byron Donalds and his running mate, State Sen. Brian Avila, attended a general election kickoff event at the Miami-Dade GOP headquarters on Saturday.

“What’s at stake is the future of Florida,” said Donalds. “We’ve become the example to the other 49 states. We are the best state in America. Everyone knows that.”
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I remember a lot of people on here were issuing stern warnings that "calling talarico gay and soy is going to work in Texas, sorry" and have said nothing about the fact that it's not working lol
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Maybe I'm a doomer but I still think the most likely TX-Sen outcome is Paxton +2. He's a worse candidate than Cruz for so many reasons but like a million people have moved to Texas since 2018 explicitly to live a right-wing lifestyle. Hope I'm wrong but that's how I see it
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bernie Porn hath SPOKEN
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Minimum wage hikes are still really popular with the voting public though
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am just utterly hopeless as a human being, unfortunately.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It still does lol
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I don't think this ends up mattering much, fwiw.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm deleting any posts that may be suggestive of Florida optimism. State is cooked. Sorry.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dems actually are outvoting Rs in Miami-Dade, and Moody is losing a sizeable chunk of Dade on the R side to randos. Hmmm
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just got stung by 9 yellow jackets! Fun!
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I wish I had friends.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's astounding how bad Trump's approval is and also how nobody seems to treat it like it's as bad as it is
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bad start for Abdul, no sugar-coating it. He needs to hammer Rogers on his support for the Iran war
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Senate seat is more important than the governorship of a state where the legislature is not even a lock for Dems btw
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
OK please disregard, this analysis was made under the assumption that Madison was truly not all the way in yet.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I was very nice to Stevens supporters after the primary, but I'm sorry, we are GOING to be making fun of anyone who supported the entity known as "Angie Craig".
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Feel like making this entire election about Israel helps Abdul more than it hurts
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Why did Andy Ogles lose? All of his (repulsive) views are things most republicans agree with
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
ATTENTION TO ALL DEM TAX CUT SLOPULISTS
The effort to repeal the income tax in Missouri losing 80-20
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I love Kent County. This is now a Grand Rapids, Michigan fan account.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There's just no way that's anywhere near good enough for her, right
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The gen z male loser epidemic is super real, sad to say. I am part of it, and I at least have a job (for now)!
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Finally unfollowed all the girls I had crushes on in HS on Instagram. It's time to grow up.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Jesus christ everyone I know the RFK MAHA moms are malicious idiots, you don't need to tell me that. It genuinely is for the best that the 2024 election took them out of the coalition, I'm just explaining what AOC's calculation here is. Likely to work? IDK. Probably not
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lol no way, this just makes me doubt the talarico +3 result's accuracy
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Finally uninstalled tinder and hinge :)
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Nobody knows how unattractive I really am
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Graham Platner is a good example of why I don't trust the wholesome millennial male chungus masculinity that people who hate on zoomers love to invoke. Like sorry guys it's actually not inherently virtuous to have a ton of sex with women
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yep. This is why I will never ask a woman out.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Anyone remember how many people acted scandalized by Rashida Tlaib questioning whether Antony Blinken was going to be impartial on Israel-Palestine?
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Look, regardless of the possibility of Medicare for All becoming law in the next decade (probably low), I support Democrats running on it because it signifies a willingness to directly confront health insurance companies.
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The real impasta @therealimpasta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The length outlets will go to spin Trump's approval as being somehow good or not that bad is just insane. "Stable over the last month" and it's 38% lol
"President Trump’s approval rating for his handling of the economy remains low, with just 33 percent of voters approving in a recent Washington Post-Ipsos poll. The survey also showed a small but growing share of Republicans who disapprove of his handling of the economy. Mr. Trump’s overall job approval rating has remained largely stable over the last month, though few select pollsters have conducted national polls in that timeframe."
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