Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“I want a boy so I can continue my legacy” bro you’re not continuing a legacy; you’re passing down a generational curse with a dash of unresolved trauma. 010
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Ngl we should bring messenger pigeons back. Wouldn’t have to worry about someone hacking your phone and seeing your texts, plus birds are cute and letters are so sweet to receive 💅🏻🦅 000
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 09/02/2025For one more night, I am reminded that grief has no timeframe. It’s a reminder that five, ten, maybe even twenty years from now I’ll still shed a tear as I remember the warmth and love you gave me. 000
Reposted by HannaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day 25511917935
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Not having TikTok just made me rediscover my absolute disdain for Facebook 000
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I had to take a break from social media for a few days because it was giving me horrific anxiety attacks… I’m not gonna lie, catching up on what I’ve missed has ruined any improvements I’ve made from the last few days. 000
Reposted by HannaHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Making art makes me feel better. But to make art I have to feel better. What is this nonsense. 2334976572
Reposted by HannaDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Dentist: have you been flossing? [flashback to me picking steak out of my teeth with a potato chip the night before] Me: religiously 71711173
Reposted by HannaJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 14/01/2025ME: I'm having a really rough day A WHOLE TRAY OF COSTCO CROISSANTS: awwww [forehead kiss] 2196141
Reposted by HannaSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride. 221186112
Reposted by HannaNPR @npr.org · 14/01/2025The FDA wants front-of-package nutrition labels required on packaged foods. The labels would tell consumers if the product has Low, Medium or High levels of saturated fat, sodium and added sugar.npr.orgThe FDA calls for at-a-glance nutrition labels on the front of packaged foodsThe FDA wants front-of-package nutrition labels required on packaged foods. The labels would tell consumers if the product has Low, Medium or High levels of saturated fat, sodium and added sugar. 1212716271
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 15/01/2025“Some people have thrown dirt on my name; others have given flowers. To me, it’s all a garden.” 000
Reposted by HannaCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/01/2025Overheard in the music section of a Barnes and Noble: “I’ve had it with this bebop horseshit” and I respect you, time traveling jazz purist from the 1940s. 754054299
Reposted by HannaNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 12/01/2025“thug life” i whisper to myself as i sip my hot chocolate in my hello kitty pajamas on a saturday night. 23113367
Reposted by HannaPremee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 12/01/2025Anyway the other great thing about the library is that if you borrow a novel through Libby and you're ten pages in when you realize simultaneously "I feel like I am drinking poison" and "If I read much more of this, my own writing may never recover," you can just... give it back! 42146596
Reposted by Hannamerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/01/2025someone insanely depressed but retaining a childlike sense of whimsy: i am going to put some peanut butter and raisins on celery 811996113
Reposted by HannaSlippy @damnslippy.slippy.me · 11/01/2025Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them." 228192893054
Reposted by HannaHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 08/01/2025It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things. 1034423403979
Reposted by HannaTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Him: I need advice. Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person. 814335377
Reposted by HannaRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 05/01/2025No thank you. I don’t want my appliances to connect to my wifi, I will only purchase appliances that do not come with that feature. 1044189243
Reposted by HannaGabriel Bosslet @gbosslet.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Me, whispering to every recipe I have ever made “Well that’s not enough garlic” 2045138350
Reposted by HannaMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Afternoon Me: I can bake this salmon, do some potatoes, sauté some spinach and arugula. That’ll be good. Evening Me: *eats a sleeve of thin mints* 1794937261
Reposted by HannaJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The Russian disinformation network “Matryoshka” has launched a new campaign on Bluesky. Eliot Higgins, founder of the investigative journalism group Bellingcat, has been one of the first researchers to detect its activity. So far, four Russian-made fake videos have been identified on the platform.theins.ruRussian disinfo network “Matryoshka” is migrating to Bluesky as exodus from X continuesThe Russian disinformation network “Matryoshka” has launched a new campaign on the Bluesky social network. Eliot Higgins, founder of the investigative journalism group Bellingcat, has been one of the ... 1116196099936
Reposted by HannaAnn Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired. 1324325224919
Reposted by HannaPizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 05/01/2025*discovery of potatoes* 1st person: What should we do with these? 2nd person: *clenches fist* EVERYTHING. 29842197
Reposted by HannaPink Wasabi @scottiebynature.bsky.social · 04/01/2025What do you call a typo on a tombstone? A grave mistake 1494240382
Reposted by HannaSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 05/01/2025"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?" -what? No way "But they paint themselves blue" -oh then hell yeah 723733267
Reposted by HannaRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 04/01/2025mary shelley’s frankenstein is a timeless classic that dares to ask the question which one of these mfers is supposed to be the monster. 1495594493
Reposted by HannaEri 👻 @graveyardgh0ul.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Drinking energy drinks so I can feel something. Not energy, though. Just heart palpitations. 721510113
Reposted by HannaPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i do not understand how rotisserie chickens operate as a loss leader. you did not trick me into grocery shopping using the chicken, i had to go grocery shopping and now i have a delicious cooked chicken for only 7.99 3877146317
Reposted by HannaSlime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/01/2025You ever eat some disappointing fast food and it’s like wow I really chose this over eating better?? 3255724308
Reposted by HannaOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 04/01/2025A priest a teacher and a rabbit enter a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit what is your blood type. The rabbit replied "I'm probably a Type-O" 297122041311
Reposted by HannaUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2025“Give me your hand!” “But-“ “You’re gonna have to trust me!” 265189191902
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I’m taking myself out to dinner once I get my toddler potty trained. I need a prize after the absolute horrors of this 000
Hanna @hannabanana223.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Rediscovered my love of Abbot Elementary so now I’m making you all discover/rediscover it too 000
Reposted by Hannapurr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Getting back to the routine after the holidays with my best shark face. 🐈⬛🦈🤍 91119264
Reposted by HannaThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 02/01/2025All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a freshly-fallen snow, a crackling fire, a riveting mystery novel, a kettle on the stove, and a healthy supply of emotional support scones. 841173731231
Reposted by HannaMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I don't think I have ever toasted a piece of bread without interrupting the toasting process to check for doneness. 2683648147
Reposted by HannaSarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 02/01/2025several times a day i ask “am i hungry or am i just bored” and then i have a little snack while i think about it 1335342320
Reposted by Hannakim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 02/01/2025lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD 15510828938
Reposted by HannaTabs Out Cassette Podcast @tabsout.bsky.social · 02/01/2025"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!" buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs 112108251246
Reposted by HannaRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 03/01/2025the answer to a question in a headline is always "no", but never has the answer to a question in a headline been MORE "no" than how much "no" it is here 35750771101
Reposted by HannaBrandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Will I understand the plot of Nosferatu if I haven't seen Nosferaone? 2385479408
Reposted by HannaHell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 02/01/2025increasingly unclear what the point of Prime is now that the shows all have commercials and shipping has gone from 2-day to "idk maybe next week" 579140151350
