Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 11hGetting into a cold bed and sleeping with the windows open will fix me 171
Reposted by SarahUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Shut up! 56114
Reposted by SarahNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3443461223
Reposted by Sarahmagic hell ball @magichateball.org · 16/10/2023Cats block your keyboard because they know that the concept of work is bad 07225
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I literally do not have it in me to teach another teenager how to drive, my son and I are going to kill each other in this car so goodbye I guess 0180
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Getting mad about something I knew would make me mad and then getting mad that I was right about it making me mad 0130
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In my defense, your honor, my hoodie pocket had just gotten caught on the doorknob for the second time that day 0140
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Elevators that don’t work are usually my clue that I’m dreaming and in my dream last night, in an elevator that wasn’t working, I said “this is usually my clue that this is a dream” and I still didn’t clock it 190
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Back on my bullshit (doing dumb little crafts for my mental health) 3543
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 15/09/202616yo’s bank card was compromised so he had to call the bank and they read out all his Uber Eats purchases to make sure those were legit and real life hits hard 0170
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You can increase your running splits dramatically by adding a coyote and an off leash dog to your route 0120
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If everything is going to kill us I wish they would hurry up because I’m tired and I don’t want to work tomorrow 0160
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Waking up to a power outage and no coffee I don’t deserve this 1110
Reposted by SarahMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/07/2026sleepy brunettes in your area are looking for a forehead kiss and nap 1219412
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Unlocking my phone to see how stupid things are today and surprise! way stupider 3242
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thinking about getting really into doing nice little things for myself 0110
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026you think you’re going to have a normal chill day and then one of your cats gets inside a wall for 24hrs and you’re doing drywall repairs instead 3171
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026White noise: effortless, mentally clarifying, nervous system friendly An actual fan running in my vicinity: violence, chaotic, feels like my brain is boiling 050
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am a completely different person when I get to feel the sun on my face in the morning 0110
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Having a very special breakdown because my daughter, who was born five minutes ago by the way, is moving out for her first year university tomorrow morning 3440
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If you don’t make up a little song about your cat to sing to her what are you even doing with your life 1121
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every day I unlock my phone to read the stupidest shit imaginable 1295
Reposted by SarahYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about 6731169
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yelled at the Rogers chatbot that I need to speak to a human and she hung up on me, amazing system 3140
Sarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I went to bed last night thinking things couldn’t possibly get any stupider and lol, lmao 1130
