iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My cousins wedding party is Lord of the Rings themed. On a scale of 1-10 how appropriate would it be to show up as the Witch King of Angmar??

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t have to be pretty the same way you’re pretty to be considered pretty

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m either going to respond to messages with short answers or the most incoherent ramblings that I truly find hilarious and the person I’m answering certainly does not and there is no in between

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Having adhd means that because I can’t decide on what to eat for breakfast (decision paralysis) I won’t eat and you can imagine how annoying that is cause I’m really hungry 🫩

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I wish dating was easier like I just want someone to eat food with, go to concerts with, go book shopping with and then we also watch movies and shows together and we have parellel play and we also do our own thing without each other and no one, NO ONE, makes me go fucking hiking.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think if I could hibernate the way a bear does it would actually fix my life

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Felt a breeze this morning in Texas so now I gotta dig my jackets out of storage I guess

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s my emotional support maladaptive daydream.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s kind of crazy but I literally only get anything done because I have insomnia and will do it at 1am.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I have been religiously checking for resale tickets for weeks and I finally got one. Crying, screaming, throwing up that it was available because it was this or two front row tickets at $2500 which is EGREGIOUS.

A picture from a website showing a completed check out where tickets for a Hayley Williams Concert have been confirmed purchased

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Looking at pictures of my friend like they’re my dead wife after spending the weekend with them and just reminiscing.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If there is no pet at your house party then I don’t know what I’m doing here

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Showering without me?” Asks the eldritch horror haunting my bathroom sink. “Go back down the drain you freak.” I respond.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I gotta give props to speed runners because my attention span has me spending hours on silly things in a game. I can’t imagine focusing long enough to ignore side quests.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

How I feel once I finally decide on something to eat after spending five hours trying to figure it out.

A picture of a smiling woman holding a green drink with the words “girl who is going to be okay” underneath

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I have like fifteen unplayed video games and for some reason I want to replay Kingdom Hearts instead

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Trying to find the balance between being informed and not depressed

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

There’s just no way the economy is able support this many DJs

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I guess I’m just glad that I’ve remained a kind person despite it all.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I miss being able to eat food without wondering if it’s been recalled this week

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The spirit is so fucking willing but the flesh is tired and ready for a nap

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sometimes you gotta take a Mike’s hard look at your life

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

*scrolls through my drafts laying on my bed kicking my feet* what weird shit should I post now

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Okay it’s time to lock in *puts on Sims 2 soundtrack*

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I clock in I suffer I clock out

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Fuck, guys, I actually woke up early and on time today and I got a lot of work done already. There’s a lesson here but I don’t know if I’ll learn it.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It’s me and my concerning sleep schedule against the world

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“I’m going to stop thinking about it.” Thinks about it for the next ten years.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Comparison is the thief of joy but so is finding out you only have one Dr Pepper left in your fridge.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My body is machine that doesn’t do much of anything. I think it’s broken honestly.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I can’t pull up and dissociate in a corner then don’t bother inviting me.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Sometimes I forget I wrote a small amount of fanfiction at one point and then I’ll get jumpscared by a Tumblr notification reminding me of it.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Kind of embarrassing watching people try to upset me. You’re gonna have to try harder. 🚬🫩

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

One day I’m gonna buy the thing that makes me happy once and for all but it’s a process of elimination really.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love sleeping. It’s going to sleep that I have a problem with.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

A Flintstone vitamin would fix me

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Another upside to KH4 is getting another banger from Utada Hikaru.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Growing my hair out is actually a form of self torture I’m imposing on myself for reasons unknown.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Seeing Faetooth live was everything 🧚🏼‍♀️🖤

Ari May and Jenna Garcia of the band Faetooth having a good jam on stage

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

“Late 2027” I’ll see yall in 2030, I know how this goes. I’m not new to this.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I wear all black because I’m mourning the death of my motivation.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Some of you have never fought evil by moonlight and won love by daylight and it really shows

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I cannot begin to express how immediately and urgently I need colder weather back.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“I can do hard things” I whisper to myself before calling to schedule an appointment.

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Slime 💚🧪 @capernica.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

You only have two wolves inside you?? Lucky. I have a whole pack and they bicker constantly 🙄

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