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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 11h

Just did the intermediate course and didn't die. Still shaking from the adrenaline though, haven't done one of these in a long time.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 16h

A startup company that will take your dead loved ones remains and press them in a CD with all their favorite songs you can listen to when you miss them called Back That Ash Up.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 17h

Trump has banned the import of Crown Royal from Canada. Now what are poverty stricken white trash american's supposed to store their dead meemaw's ashes in, an old prescription bottle of fentanyl?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 17h

My parents really instilled in me never to waste food. Doesn't matter if you're full, you clear your plate and any leftovers get wrapped up and eaten at the next meal. And I still do it to this day. But I've never once in my life been able to eat all of the bananas before they go bad.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Haircuts are gender affirming care, manicures are gender affirming care, rubbing a solution all over to remove unwanted body hair is gender affirming Nair.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As a kid that wanted to be a paleontologist I actually dig this. Now can the house vote to hold the old dinosaur running the country into the ground accountable for what he did to those children on that island? And I'm not talking about Isla Nublar.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A protein powder marketed towards atheists and metalheads called "The Devil's Whey"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Despite having temporarily fallen off the wagon when fall/pumpkin beer hit the shelves, I'm happy to report that I'm down another 7 pounds from my last weigh in, making for a total of about 43 pounds so far. 10 more and I promised myself I could get lip fillers.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Conservatives do be protesting me moving into their neighborhoods.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Got into an argument with a yoga instructor and he goes "You better get out of here before I beat your ass!". I'm not one to back down from a fight so I'm like "Namaste".

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One thing that cracks me up at metal/goth shows is if you forget about the tiny folding knife in your thigh high chain covered leather boots they'll confiscate it because it's a deadly weapon, then let you walk right in with the 6 inch metal spikes around your throat.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My phone died but also there was Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie and goodnight!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Gas prices are going up you say? I hadn't noticed, I've been biking everywhere for over a year now, I'm saving so much money and losing weight. You should join me!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Got most of the background blocked in after the first session. I sure could go for a slice right about now.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Riding through a tunnel. Does this count as posting hole?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can you guess which Pokemon I'm about to start painting?

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Josh- Fiinnneeee arteest @captainmushface.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hey new folks to Bluesky! Let me introduce myself: I'm a Josh and I draw cartoons and I like horror, Warhammer and McDonalds fries. Pls help me in my quest to show people my art and hopefully brighten their day

Drawing of a dude getting cut ion half with an axe

Big ol' 80s cartoon inspired fight scene with monsters and robots and castles and the like

Monster Bikini woman holding a slice of pizza and a glass of... something... a little devil hangs off the glass

A ghost lady with a really messed up face

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm a tattoo artist and available. Who wants in my ... chair?

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Getting double D's to honor Dolly Parton but still keeping my d. I guess call me Dollywood.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Not gonna lie, tattooing is as slow as I've ever seen it in my 16 years working in the industry. And it's not just tattoo artists, all artists are struggling since the rise of ai. Hell, the only artists I know that are thriving right now are con artists.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At the rate our food is being recalled under this regime in the US, the only thing left that'll be safe to eat is the rich!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I can't believe Optimus Prime passed away, I just tattooed his cousin, Pork Chop Express 😭

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I tried to race the rain clouds home but mother nature whooped my butt.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Death took Tim Curry? Wrong makeup wearing clown that's obsessed with kids, asshole!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just realized I haven't posted an update in a hot minute, so here ya go!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I love doing fandom tattoos and mixing it up! And at the rate Disney is buying up properties there could come a time where Charizard actually flys Luke Skywalker through the Death Star trenches to destroy the one Halo Ring.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The neat thing about being a tattoo artist falling into a depressive spiral after a breakup is creeping on your exs profiles and seeing all the tattoos you did on them way back and being like "Wow. I've grown so much. As an artist, not a person. I'm still a total bitch"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

All of our short films are sitting at 1,700 views. I don't know what that means but it's definitely...spooky.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Everytime I go out with friends I drink and I drink and I drink and then I inevitably throw up and they're all like "Brandy. We think you have a drinking problem!" and I have to be like "For the tenth time, I'm not an alcoholic! I'm bulimic!"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

You should've seen what the wind did to this dress while I was biking to work.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Hey there horror fans! Long wait, I know, but our award winning film Static is finally available to stream on YouTube! We would love for you to check it out and share your thoughts as we move forward with our next projects.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Water levels are so low that houseboats and yachts belonging to the middle and upper class are now sitting on dried out lake beds across the country like a trailer park grand opening. I can't think of a better metaphor for decades of Republican policy finally manifesting.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

You ever eat seedless watermelon and accidentally eat one of those little white squiggly things? Like "I thought you said you were seedless? Now I gotta get a test to make sure I don't have something growing in my belly. I'm single in a 1 bedroom, I can't afford to raise a melon"

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Off to a pretty good start on this Tokka and Rahzar painting!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

As someone who makes a living doing art I'm really cautious around cops because they could easily accuse me of drawing a weapon.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'm pretty excited to check out the new Spider-Man this weekend, he's easily my favorite superhero, only slightly ahead of Spawn. And even though I haven't gotten to do many Spider-Man tattoos in my career, I'm always stoked when I finally get the opportunity!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I was out biking on the trails the other day and I'm like 95% sure I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger ride by. If it wasn't him then it was definitely his twin brother Danny DeVito.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

NASA announced that clouds of plasma from the sun are headed towards Earth which works out for me because I've been meaning to refill my white tattoo ink.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Went on a late night bike ride and my phone died, I rode around the inside of Broncos Stadium while they sat up for AC/DC because I stopped and talked to a roadie who was super cool, and there was a stray puppy on the elevator at my apartment so I'm a dog mom now. Good night!

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The patch blew so I'm just replacing the entire tube 😭

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Don't just protect trans youth, protect trans elders! Our backs hurt.

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