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Ann Aguirre

@annaguirre.bsky.social
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NYT & USA Today bestselling writer. Enjoys Korean dramas, music, movies, video games, pet photos. The Hocus Pocus Handbook = Sept 1! she/they Wrote Enclave & Strange Love. Lots of books here! You should read them. linktr.ee/authorannaguirre

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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14h
Sometimes, out of nowhere, I think of all the brilliant people who stopped writing because publishing broke them and chewed up their dreams. And we'll never get to read their beautiful words.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14h
Resisting the gross joke...With. All. My. Strength.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sympathetic to people who steal to live. Like, people shoplifting formula from a big box store? Go on. But... someone stole three garden gnomes and a little red wagon last night. I am unclear on how these items will allow someone to survive. The wagon, OK, maybe? The gnomes...IDK. Got nothing.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am noticing a LOT of songs being suggested to me where the singers are nobody I have heard of, photos look kinda fake, and the music all sounds the same. People are flooding the music world with AI slop now too?
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My old man ginger cat has gained ONE WHOLE POUND!
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Witness my beefless stew! It's so yummy.
It's stew. Vegetarian. But so rich and hearty and delicious. No, I won't share my secret. Ok, maybe I will.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have been really worried about my old man ginger cat. Without going into his health stuff (I DO NOT WANT MEDICAL ADVICE FOR HIM), he is doing much better. Fellow cat havers, he just tried to murder a trespassing squirrel through the glass patio door! He had the energy! I AM SO HAPPY rn!!
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not calling the cops but I just witnessed a murder.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"...Your heart is true You're a pal and a confidant ...if you threw a party Invited everyone you knew You would see The biggest gift would be from me And the card attached would say Thank you for being a friend" --Golden Girls theme song PS - you're welcome for the ear worm
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus fucking motorboating Christ, NO. Fuck off, right to the edge of fucking off, fuck off over that edge, hit the very fucking bottom of fucking off, and then fucking crawl away to die in a fucking corner.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Why don't people come forward if the assault really happened?" This. This is why. Because they have to relive the trauma endlessly. Professionals pick holes in their story. They have to be perfect in every way to be credible. For a lot of survivors, the burden of proof is too heavy to carry.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For the record, if you have knowledge that someone is talking shit about me privately, please let me remain unenlightened and uninvolved. Neither do I care, nor do I need to know.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Made spaghetti for dinner in the crockpot. Sauce features red beans, tomatoes, peppers, onions, and roasted eggplant, all pureed to creamy perfection. It tastes amazing. Gonna top with hot sauce and cheese and enjoy this feast. If you hate pasta cooked in sauce instead of water, no need to @ me.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
If you're a LGBTQIA+ artist, crafter, creator, editor, writer, etc (anything at all, really), drop a link for your goods and/or services here so people can find you. I want to drive funds in your direction.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So I purposely uninstalled Copilot the first time I noticed it on my phone. I have not chosen to reinstall it. Yet I just had to uninstall it AGAIN. I'm absolutely enraged.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's rare that I agree with Lemongrab but... for everyone collaborating and/or complicit in this brutal regime:
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Adventure Time Lemongrab: One Million Years Dungeon!
Alt: Adventure Time Lemongrab: One Million Years Dungeon!
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking a virtual training right now on helping immigrants who have also faced domestic violence, and they literally just said not to use AI tools due to reasons of confidentiality. Anything you tell an LLM, even using a note taking service, might be discoverable. We're being watched. Be mindful.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vote blue unless it's New(som)
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taking a virtual training right now on helping immigrants who have also faced domestic violence, and they literally just said not to use AI tools due to reasons of confidentiality. Anything you tell an LLM, even using a note taking service, might be discoverable. We're being watched. Be mindful.
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Lili Saintcrow @lilithsaintcrow.com · 23/09/2026
So Draft2Digital thought it was a good idea to send out an email blast, "inviting" authors to take advantage of "Spotify's free audiobook creation offer". (Screencap below) I wonder who on their marketing team thought authors would like to steal from voice actors the way "AI"/LLMs stole *our* work.
"Spotify has an Audiobook offer for you

If you’ve dreamed of turning your stories into audiobooks, but thought production costs were out of reach, our friends at Spotify have an offer for you.

You can make up to five digitally narrated English audiobooks for free using Spotify for Author’s new Audiobook Creation Tools.

This program is currently only available to U.S.-based self-published authors through Spotify for Authors. 

Why use Spotify’s Audiobook Creation Tools?

There’s no exclusivity requirement. Your audiobooks will be available to millions of listeners on Spotify and you can also distribute them everywhere else through Spotify’s integration with Voices by INaudio.
You can choose voices from leading ElevenLabs models.
You can fine-tune your pronunciations.
You can preview everything and make it just right. Your audiobook is ready when YOU say it’s ready.
Did we mention you can create five audiobooks for free?
Why consider adding digitally narrated audiobooks to your offerings?

Human audiobook narration is publishing’s gold standard. Yet not all indies have reached a point in their career where the expense of human audiobook production makes good business sense. Digital narration provides indies the opportunity to reach new readers and test market audiobooks with little to no financial risk. Some indies who are further along in their careers release both human narrated books and digitally narrated books to hit different audiences.

For readers, digitally narrated audiobooks offer a treasure trove of new books and authors to explore that may not have been affordable or accessible before. Any digitally narrated audiobooks are clearly labeled as such for listeners on the platform. 

Ready to offer audiobooks to your readers? Create your Spotify for Authors account today."
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You and me both, Melissa.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the bi fantasy: You're so lucky, you can date anyone. Everyone! All at once! the bi reality: You're a dirty, dirty fence sitter and we don't trust you. *side-eyes*
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 22/09/2026
THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT I WANT MY GOVERNMENT TO DO Hold large corporations accountable. Distribute the proceeds to the workers. Rinse, repeat.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 22/09/2026
Amazing. Also--you never know what will make an impact, no matter how small it seems.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the bi fantasy: You're so lucky, you can date anyone. Everyone! All at once! the bi reality: You're a dirty, dirty fence sitter and we don't trust you. *side-eyes*
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Two housekeeping tips that made me feel like facepalming because so helpful & why didn't I think of that: 1)Don't struggle to fold fitted sheets. Take 1 pillow case. Gather fitted sheet, flat sheet, other pillow case. Cram all into pillow case 1. Now your sheets are matched & you can stack.
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Caroleeena @caroleeena.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🧵Lauren Boebert had sex with three of her staffers. Two of them were women. Her sex partners were Clarisse Navarro, Jeffrey Small and Raven Finnegan. Navarro's husband Jace Ratzlaff: "I assumed this would eventually surface. I’ll have no further comment on this topic.”
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Kelsey K Davenport (She/Her) @kkdavenportauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IDK who needs to hear this (everyone), but a bunch of @authormsbev.bsky.social's ebooks are on SALE for $0.99 on Kobo and Kindle!
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Year is 2036. Every formerly empty store in your local mall has been taken by Spirits. To whit: Spirit Halloween Store Spirit Christmas Store Spirit Fourth of July Store Spirit Arbor Day Store Act now. Decorate your front lawn for Mardi Gras!
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you loved The Hocus Pocus Handbook, please post a few thoughts somewhere. It helps other readers (and me). If you hated it, I doubt I need to invite you to share feedback. People who enthusiastically hate things seem to show up with plenty of steam regardless. 😉
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
ngl I was stunned by this article's cite to a study showing that 5.4 million children & teens in the US have family caregiving responsibilities @jessicacalarco.com has done lotsa interesting work on how the US uses women in lieu of a social safety net but I had no idea how much labor falls on..kids
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Skyla Dawn Cameron @skyladawn.ca · 21/09/2026
It's my birthday. Great things to do today: - buy my books - donate to an animal charity - contract Etsy witches to cease the nonstop crises in my life from the past 11 months - prayer circle Shawn's vet today doesn't tell me he needs another big expensive dental surgery this year
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Andrew Thrasher @tituslegaldesign.com · 21/09/2026
Again, I'd just like to remind everyone that DHS is paying sheriffs and local PDs up to $22,500 for each "safety verification" they complete on immigrant kids in (and sometimes outside) their jurisdiction.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Find you a thrift store who accepts old clothes as a donation and offers free books in payment. I had the BEST day. 😍
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you blend 1 c salsa with 1 can of black beans, drained and rinsed, and mix in 1 c of oat flour, then chill dough for 30 minutes. Shape into patties and bake on a pan with parchment paper (if possible) at 400 F, 8-10 minutes per side. These veggie burgers come out awesome.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As it turns out, ruining everything & poisoning food, beverages, soap, and medical supplies is not the way to persuade people your ideas are feasible and well-implemented.
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Philip Scarecrowgmeier. @flipwriter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Y'all, I need help. @vicada.bsky.social is missing. They left home in Colorado Springs just over 24 hours ago and have made no contact since telling me what time they left. Missing person report got filed 12 hours ago. They're driving a 2009 Chevy Colorado pickup, CO plate FXC-U31.
White individual wearing a black broad-brimmed hat, black shirt, and glasses. A red purse strap is visible across their shoulder/chest.A blue 2009 Chevy Colorado with a Colorado license plate reading FXC-U31.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Leftover conversion tip: If you have leftover sloppy joes, make a little brown gravy, add peas and carrots, and turn it into cottage pie. This is delicious.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am seeing so many recipes that call for yogurt to be baked or cooked in a sauce. If you want the creaminess, temper it and stir it in at the end, so you don't destroy the live probiotics and beneficial cultures. Cooked yogurt does have nutrition, but in sauces? There is a better way.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So this is really cool! If you're into TTRPGs, check out this amazing cover art! www.ospreypublishing.com/us/midnight-... And preorder, of course! Congratulations to @dorkland.itch.io!
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Midnight Heroes
Mystical superhero roleplaying powered by Fate!They say that the world ended. That the entire omniverse was eaten up and everyone died, but that the heroes drag…
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It should be illegal to refuse to treat pets without expensive diagnostics, seriously. Particularly in elderly animals.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just saw the words 'Pedolf Shitler' used concurrently for the first time and I lack words to articulate how I'm currently feeling.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We lost our doggo in May and now one of our cats isn't doing well. He's so thin now. Looks like either IBD or gastro lymphoma. I'm really sad today.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're canceling Ed Sheeran (and I don't blame you, good decision) but you feel like you need to listen to the music of a scruffy yet oddly soulful white man for some reason, may I suggest the reasonable substitution of Lewis Capaldi?
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Have you ever wanted to take a class from me? Now's your chance. www.writersdigest.com/join-us-for-...
WDU Virtual Conference Slow Burn Romance in a Fast-Paced Plot Sat Sept 19 4PM Learn how to add romantic and sexual tension in subtle ways without slowing a fast-paced or action-oriented plot. Explore emotional undercurrents, deepen character development, and spark slow-burn chemistry through examples, interactive exercises, and optional feedback sharing. Lavender background with clouds, 3d mockup of The Hocus Pocus Handbook
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Fran Bautista 🔥 on Patreon @franbautistart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎊Today is my birthday!🎊 Can I ask for a RT as a gift? 🎂 Thank you so much everyone for supporting my art, it really means a lot and I’m very happy to share it with you ❤️🔥 #dnd #art
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you're in a relationship where you feel like you need to ask permission for basic matters, maybe re-evaluate that situation. They're called life partners for a reason, and they shouldn't restrict your activities. Decisions should be made jointly, after communication, not unilaterally.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mildly pleased Robert Kraft has nothing to do with macaroni and cheese, though, to be honest, I don't make Kraft blue box anymore. I've found several box mixes that are better (in price, quality, or both). PS - Smart Way mac & cheese has no right to be so good for 59 cents.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the weeks after passing, Dolly Parton and Tim Curry inspired people reflecting on life and the arts. Two weeks after dying, conservatives turned Charlie Kirk into a robot meme coin and AI grift songs. Your legacy is formed by those who love you.
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Ann Aguirre @annaguirre.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, learning that there is an alleged health movement literally claiming that their poop does not stink. 😯 Also, any group who talks endlessly about how they don't fart, don't use soap, body wash, or deodorant and that they smell like angel kisses? Nah. Y'all dirty. Don't sit next to me, MAHA.
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