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Cheer Captain

@cheercaptain.wang
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Maker of power pop. Maniac Cop 2 enthusiast. They/Them. I also do guitar/vocals/posts for @bdlightband.bsky.social A PAINTING YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO SEE out now everywhere (not Spotify) and at cheercaptain.bandcamp.com

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 12m
(finishing shitty horror movie) that sucked! i'll watch the sequel now
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22m
Personally I have evolved past the need for people to tell me what the law says about things that are clear moral abominations
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 26m
Girl Talk albums work because pop rap verses in the 2000s are so rudimentary and stupid you can put them over anything in 4/4 and it sounds cool.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2h
heartattackman.bandcamp.com/track/cool-2...
I'm not saying that I don't believe you That just seems out of character
I'm not saying that I think you're lying
But something doesn't quite add up because
He's always been cool to me
Even if it happened
Which I have a hard time picturing
What am I supposed to do?
I can't just cut him out like that, besides
He's always been cool to me
I know I crucified someone on the internet
For the same shit, last week
But you don't understand, this is different He isn't like that, I've known him for years!
He never raped me
Never hit me
Never groomed me when I was 15
He's always been cool to me
I don't wanna say I don't believe you
Cuz I'm supposed to
I don't wanna say I think you're lying
Cuz I'm uncomfortable
It's a hard pill to choke down And I don't have any water
He's always been cool to me
I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you I don't believe you
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 2h
I never noticed that Jimmy Pop had a Charlie Chaplin the actor / Charles Chaplin the director thing going on with his 3 different names for writing, composition, and production
Credits for “Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny”

Composer: James M Franks
Songwriter: Jimmy Franks,
Producer: Jimmy Pop Ali
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 5h
Robble robble
Travis Kelce wearing a Beetlejuice ass stripped shirt like he just walked off a chain gang in 1920
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Maddy B. Hare @mbhare.eurosky.social · 3h
gamefaqs lament configuration gamefaqs lemarchand's box ign lament configuration ign lament configuration ibuprofn allowddd
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 01/10/2024
My old display name was just my first name “Graham” and the last time I did a spooky Halloween display name I did “Grahms: The Boy II” and I wasn’t instantly celebrated for it so I stopped doing that.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 5h
Robble robble
Travis Kelce wearing a Beetlejuice ass stripped shirt like he just walked off a chain gang in 1920
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 6h
I want Vincent D’Onofrio to life me up and gently tilt me towards God Of War Laufey so I can experience it for the first time with kindness
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22/12/2025
I like that Leon S Kennedy found a haircut that worked for him in 1998 and that was that.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11/09/2024
This is such a sick line
LL Cool J’s “The Force”

“Chef’s in the kitchen while we out fly fishin’ / Water so clear you can see the fish pissin’”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20h
Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 7h
Oh okay he’s got coworker politics and is big into crypto. One of these guys. Every time it’s “look beyond the label” it’s just a guy who is like “damn regulations seem complicated but I sure love bitcoin”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 8h
The great thing about “super intelligence” is if anyone says it to you you can be like “I don’t know what you’re talking about” and then if they try to explain you can say “that doesn’t sound right”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
I find the whole idea intensely creepy. A facsimile of the song that played during your first kiss, that you sang along with your friends at the top of your lungs, that you sobbed to at your lowest. A tulpa created from the biggest emotions of your life but stripped of all meaning and recognition.
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
Tweet from Verb Abrams

"Shawn looking like all three Home Improvement sons at once"

Below is a photo uploaded by Rasslin Uploader of Shawn Michaels w. a very confusing bangs set up and a bright yellow high collar
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
Ralph Nader in 2000 was the first campaign I ever volunteered for. I was 16 and couldn’t vote but I was full of youth and vigor and wanted to make the world a better place. I’m now 43 and have lived through 2 Dem trifectas so I assume the adults in charge made things better the right way?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 8h
Cataloguing and tracking collections feels so good on my brain and it’s the worst thing the internet has allowed me to indulge in. Every time, the mindless hobby of logging and rating and categorizing makes me get less and less enjoyment from the actual media.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 9h
I know there has to be someone out there with availability to save the day here
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
Anyone have experience with the Fiio decks?
apos.audio
FiiO DM15 R2R CD Player
The FiiO DM15 R2R CD Player combines a fully-differential 24-bit R2R DAC, powerful 1150mW headphone output, Bluetooth 5.4 transmission with LDAC and aptX Lossless, high-resolution USB audio, PEQ tunin...
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
I’m going all in on CDs this fall. It’s time.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 10h
Ralph Nader in 2000 was the first campaign I ever volunteered for. I was 16 and couldn’t vote but I was full of youth and vigor and wanted to make the world a better place. I’m now 43 and have lived through 2 Dem trifectas so I assume the adults in charge made things better the right way?
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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 11h
the POV of this article encapsulates what has been wrong with the Democrats for the last quarter century. Zero accountability culture and a refusal to ever look inward to try to do better, instead blaming everyone and everything else for their ineptitude.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
Always a good idea to make a little video goof on this website where video doesn’t work
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
I have a super busy day with a lot of unpleasant meetings so I think I speak for all of us when I say: wake me up when September ends!
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 11h
Infinite personalized music sounds like hell on earth to me. Imagine listening to an endless stream of music that kind of sounds like your favorite songs only it never coalesces into something recognizable. You want to sing along but the lyrics are always just out of reach. Madness inducing.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19h
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20h
Temple of the Dog - “Hunger Strike”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 20h
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 21h
If it’s accepted that fraternities are a networking tool for employment it stands to reason that theoretically past involvement could be seen as a detriment to future opportunity as well. It would just take people deciding that a certain Greek life institution was a sign of poor character.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
My local dead mall is hanging off the ass of a Target like a the corpses on the back of the human centipede and last I heard the Macy’s roof collapsed so they just walled the whole store off. I would give anything to do a Cheer Captain show there.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22h
Did I hear that Shocktober ‘24 heavy hitter is coming to Hulu on 10/1?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 22h
Sometimes I feel like the only one in this household who even notices every time the same stock music shows up in different things
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 23h
If you’re wondering if asking a bunch of questions to the governments AI site to get funny screenshots to post here would be well received by me the answer is nah.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 05/02/2025
My spouse said she’s stressed about the economy because she’s starting to consider her transferable skills and I went “me too, I figure I can eek out a role in a local warlord’s retinue as a balladeer. People will always want music.” And she went “I meant that I’m good in an office environment.”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Griffin Dunne getting Teri Garr’s phone number in After Hours and she repeats 5 digits twice and he just goes “that’s not enough numbers, but okay”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
My spouse has a late work thing tonight because she’s a powerful career lady and I’m just drinking a beer and listening to Rod Stewart because I am better at rockin out
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
My local dead mall is hanging off the ass of a Target like a the corpses on the back of the human centipede and last I heard the Macy’s roof collapsed so they just walled the whole store off. I would give anything to do a Cheer Captain show there.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
I would be hootin and hollerin and all libbed up if someone put Phoenix Wright music under Amy Klobucher explaining the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes. I’m not proud of it but I know myself.
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Young Turks? More like Young Jerks imo
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
We had some good laughs imagine Noah Kahan doing various Frightened Rabbit songs today and I have been delighted but to give the man some credit he was 21 when Scott died so it’s okay if he hasn’t heard it yet
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
I saw someone on the Noah Kahan subreddit recommending Frightened Rabbit and I don’t disagree but it was like “you guys like sad acoustic songs right?” and that is a nuclear grade escalation.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Between the Axios puff piece and his Kirk show appearance and the right wing talking heads insisting in unison that he owned Smith, it’s pretty clear they had a whole vp campaign launch prepared for Schmitt today that was derailed entirely by 20-something white incel staffers not knowing ball. Lmao
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Forgive me, I was only partially familiar with your game
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Funny Karate Bear (But Festive) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gufi
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
Back the the glory days of GameFAQs there was a Kingdom Hearts walkthrough that used all the Japanese names (this was common on GameFAQs for import RPGs) so it was full of references to characters like “Donarudo Dakku”
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 29/09/2026
The original release of this album has 8 tracks. How many versions of “Angry Young Man” does the BJ super fan require?
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