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Southern Djentleman

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 14h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/07/2026
Johnny Depp is like the Jared Leto of Mark Wahlbergs
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Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI makes it easier to write software, and that's bad
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Boiled Owl Leather Goods @boiledowlleather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im GIVING AWAY this Traveler notebook/passport wallet. To enter, follow this account + repost this post. Draw Oct 24 Included: -Traveler Wallet -Handmade 3.5x5.5" Notebook -Zebra F-701 Ballpoint Pen -Free Worldwide Shipping See next post for a video tour! boiledowlleathergoods.com/products/the...
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nathalie Maréchal, PhD @nathaliemarechal.net · 01/10/2026
I absolutely know who needs to hear this, though I won’t name names. Progressive orgs need to stop pretending that “AGI” and “x-risk” are ideas to take seriously. No one is building a computer god that could go rogue and turn us into paper clips.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you had better BELIEVE i was horny for Carmen Sandiego
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The basilisk is gonna be so maaaaaaad
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a cat means hearing things crash in the middle of the night and deciding it's a problem for tomorrow.
Jinx the green eyed bobtail cat looking snarkily at the camera.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im so furious about everything lmao
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kiddo, a high school sophomore, was interested in Cornell for undergrad. I asked her if she had seen the campus rape thing. Her response: “yeah, and I am no longer interested in applying to Cornell.”
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The problem that we need to solve isn't rogue AI, it's that companies increasingly think they can just price crime into the business model and get away with it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
I would die for the Weird Puppies at the Sacramento SPCA
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Godzilla knocking down a skyscraper*
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
erectile dysfunction? all erections are dysfunctional
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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It should always say "The End" when a movie is over, just to be safe.
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florgoth @florgoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#JustListened Excellent album by @chatpileband.bsky.social right here! From societal to personal issues, there are a lot of relatable frustrations getting aired. Really good lyrics and vocals, as well as some nifty guitar work. Highly, highly recommended! chatpile.bandcamp.com/album/who-lo...
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Who Loves The Sun, by Chat Pile
10 track album
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's cool about Ed Zitron is that I can skip ahead however much I want in an ad break and I've never skipped too far
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry those are for me. i saved up a fuckload of pepsi points
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a picture of a cat with the caption "deep down we all want to BITE someone as hard as possible. 100% real jaw power. 5-8 seconds just once"
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look, if the fursuit doesn't cause problems in the cockpit then who am I to judge
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
IT’S WEDNESDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 22/09/2026
rolling into autumn like
framed needlepoint of Richard Scarry's Lowly Worm wearing puritan garb driving a pumpkin car instead of an apple
Credit: Reddit user /u/kenz024
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2026
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A law that funds a field trip for every seven year old to experience hibachi.
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Paul McCartney voice] 🎶i like big butts and I cannot lie🎶
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Visitors to the UAE should be aware of significant cultural differences among the various Emirates. For example, people in Dubai don’t like Fred Flintstone but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 19/09/2026
Look there's a tarot card just for me
the Ten of Swords from the Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ma’am, you follow 17,000 accounts. But I’m fake because my picture is a Lego guy?
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Marmalade Update: marmo is still perfect in every way
Marmalade off her tits on catnip sitting weird
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 17/09/2026
I closed my trade imbalance with the grocery store, now I just eat the money I would have spent there.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is fabulous.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Southern Djentleman @hamsolo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This should fix the data center pr problem
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