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Casey

@captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Mostly okay guy. Interests include frogs, owls, complaining. Jokes for no one.

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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 45m
Thor and Dooms kiss
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James Santelli @santelli.bsky.social · 2h
juxtaposition on @wesa.fm
WESA headline that reads: "Hedge fund CEO Ken Griffin gives record $3B to Carnegie Mellon to build Miami campus" next to "Pittsburgh Controller urges caution, slowed funding for housing and anti-violence programs in 2027"
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3h
“The McPoyles Do Investigative Journalism”
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3h
What if a man was entirely grease
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 3h
Can’t wait to hear the anti-woke strings attached to this
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20h
i hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...
type-click-type.ghost.io
Liberty Biberty Is My Enemy
Get it out of here.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
Pumpkin spice cum
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21h
It’s Thor, there ya go
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23h
How many people have stumbled on Bigfoot jerking off in the woods?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think he looks neat
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mac Visits Pittsburgh”
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 28/09/2026
MASHUP of famous penny arcade and far side comics
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah it’s called unplugging this shit
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Jimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nyuk nyuk nyuk
Big Beaver road
Exit 69
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you guys heard of this ‘holding hands’ thing? Great stuff
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The past will never stop hindering progress.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you take an iced coffee to a colonoscopy?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They killed him because he organized a teen takeover
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The past will never stop hindering progress.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Swords
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Wars: Episode VIII—The Last Pretty Woman
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Toad said, “Frog, you are looking quite green.” “But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.”
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God can forgive but chose not to
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Big Mean Carl. A minor muppet, yes, but so powerful that he eats other muppets
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll never be able to watch a Nathan Fielder thing because of my fremdschämen
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re doing this rogue ai shit so they can just throw their hands up when they go bankrupt
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The guy who coined “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between” is bad at messaging?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need ladies who do corporate communications training to take it down a few notches
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can someone send me a pdf or something of the Boston bar story
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You guys see any bisexuals today?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The truest English can only trace their heritage back to… *checks notes-* Germany
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Corn 2
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LETS GOOOOO
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Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar @redophiuchus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There's an indie game on steam about washing dragons and apparently it's very gay. They announced they're adding some female dragons soon and the cis gay male audience is very upset about that. This post is... all over the place lolll idk
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s 62° and time for fall walkies
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s the silo from Silo.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No, that’s Foxes
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gotta hand it to Lego for fleecing dorks with the worst taste in media
Lego dragon ball
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*knowing information before my coworkers even though it had little bearing on our work*
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Spongebob
ALT: Spongebob
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Peanut butter
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Rep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gonna head to my favorite gas station: skeetz
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtu.be/jzcb_uWY_g4?...
youtu.be
Looney Tunes bug bunny. Ooh I am dying!!😵. Ooooh I am dying again!!😵
YouTube video by Jaden Ritchie's videos 🤩🤩
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sentient clumps of hair rally the troops.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently the editors in the publishing industry had no access to that information either
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The base doctors will be rounding on the barracks every morning for boner checks.
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thorndon Quay is a Star Wars character
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you ate pikachu meat, would it give you little jolts while you chewed?
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Love to break out in Lexapro flop sweat at the slightest exertion
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Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The thing about jurors in high-profile cases is they can just not go public.
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