Reposted by CaseyBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 20hi hate this stupid thing type-click-type.ghost.io/liberty-bibe...type-click-type.ghost.ioLiberty Biberty Is My EnemyGet it out of here. 931046131
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23hHow many people have stumbled on Bigfoot jerking off in the woods? 051
Reposted by CaseyJimmy Two Hands (summerjimbo era) @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026nyuk nyuk nyuk 2111
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Have you guys heard of this ‘holding hands’ thing? Great stuff 020
Reposted by CaseyCasey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The past will never stop hindering progress. 001
Reposted by CaseyGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would you take an iced coffee to a colonoscopy? 6918414
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They killed him because he organized a teen takeover 020
Reposted by CaseyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Toad said, “Frog, you are looking quite green.” “But I always look green,” said Frog. “I am a frog.” 316118
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Big Mean Carl. A minor muppet, yes, but so powerful that he eats other muppets 041
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ll never be able to watch a Nathan Fielder thing because of my fremdschämen 020
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They’re doing this rogue ai shit so they can just throw their hands up when they go bankrupt 030
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The guy who coined “Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between” is bad at messaging? 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need ladies who do corporate communications training to take it down a few notches 020
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Can someone send me a pdf or something of the Boston bar story 000
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The truest English can only trace their heritage back to… *checks notes-* Germany 132
Reposted by CaseyAsmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar @redophiuchus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026There's an indie game on steam about washing dragons and apparently it's very gay. They announced they're adding some female dragons soon and the cis gay male audience is very upset about that. This post is... all over the place lolll idk 4291
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gotta hand it to Lego for fleecing dorks with the worst taste in media 130
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*knowing information before my coworkers even though it had little bearing on our work*static.klipy.comSpongebobALT: Spongebob 000
Reposted by CaseyRep. LuluLenin (D) @lululenin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026gonna head to my favorite gas station: skeetz 181
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026youtu.be/jzcb_uWY_g4?...youtu.beLooney Tunes bug bunny. Ooh I am dying!!😵. Ooooh I am dying again!!😵YouTube video by Jaden Ritchie's videos 🤩🤩 110
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Apparently the editors in the publishing industry had no access to that information either 020
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The base doctors will be rounding on the barracks every morning for boner checks. 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you ate pikachu meat, would it give you little jolts while you chewed? 000
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Love to break out in Lexapro flop sweat at the slightest exertion 010
Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The thing about jurors in high-profile cases is they can just not go public. 130