Reposted by The Wise FoolJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off 181484121
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Reposted by The Wise Foolcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors 1246893712
Reposted by The Wise FoolWNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026A moment worth seeing from every angle 🥹 More from the moment Olivia Miles learned she was the 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30 1542684
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Reposted by The Wise FoolBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I finally sat down and wrote an email to the Talarico campaign. Doing nothing felt untenable. I encourage other decent Texans to communicate their disappointment. If this can help you get started, feel free to use anything that works for you 311674374
Reposted by The Wise Foolwint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy..... 100133633058
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Reposted by The Wise FoolAura @aurahack.ca · 14/08/2026the "guns in a fantasy thing" is bait discourse idk who started it but it's a good excuse to share my favorite example of that being really wrong. we've been kitbashing guns into melee weapons since time immemorial man they put gun barrels in axes not in a way that would be useful BUT look at it 2435964
Reposted by The Wise Foolcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yall are always trying to pit two bad bitches against each other and for what 513262418
Reposted by The Wise FoolMike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026"Watson isn’t really an NFL quarterback anymore. He’s now just a social media ghost who peaked in 2020, got cancelled in 2021 and vanished in 2024. Everything about him is secretive, speculative, contrived or fake." From yesterday: too-deep-zone.ghost.io/quarterback-... 310516
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Reposted by The Wise Fooltreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol 581574168
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Reposted by The Wise FoolUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026Time keeps on sippin...into the future 5597365
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Reposted by The Wise Fooltreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Startling news out of South Carolina this morning as U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died from burns. Officials say the senator's Dyson vacuum cleaner gripped and sucked him off too hard. He was 71 722935
Reposted by The Wise Fool🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There is a guy at this bar in a Conor Macgregor shirt which is, in my opinion, like wearing a Jared Fogel shirt 982754
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Reposted by The Wise Foolceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2025my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy 344179143654
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Reposted by The Wise Foolcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/07/2026lord god and jesus christ I do not ask for much but I am literally begging you this time 2393378
Reposted by The Wise FoolAngry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate 10056401504
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Reposted by The Wise FoolPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u... 1248145922754
Reposted by The Wise FoolArtbyTesslyn @artbytesslyn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026big-eyed Yuan-Ti cleric named Anne, who worships the precognitive god Savras 👁️🗨️ #dnd 4338