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“the man who knows nothing - he is the only man who knows everything” - socrates

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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WNBA @wnba.com · 28/09/2026
A moment worth seeing from every angle 🥹 More from the moment Olivia Miles learned she was the 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year! #KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/09/2026
xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that
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Mrs. E.V. Debs @comradeluanne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Matt Sheridan @mattsheridan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I ain't even really a metal guy, but the Encyclopaedia Metallum is a sacred treasure of the Internet. It's been going since 2002 and still has the same aughts web design. I don't think it has any ads. No business-brained feature bloat. It just does what it's supposed to do. www.metal-archives.com
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Home - Encyclopaedia Metallum: The Metal Archives
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I finally sat down and wrote an email to the Talarico campaign. Doing nothing felt untenable. I encourage other decent Texans to communicate their disappointment. If this can help you get started, feel free to use anything that works for you
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info@JamesTalarico.com

Disappointment

I hope I am just one of many communications you receive expressing extreme disappointment with the campaign's position regarding transgender children.

Just as it is unacceptable for the government to insert itself between women and their doctors, it is equally unacceptable for the government to insert itself between children and their doctors and parents. Supporting a bill to ban gender related surgery in children ignores the fact that this is not government's place.And coming out for exceptions to transgender children participating in sports is equally unforgivable. There are no safety issues with transgender children playing that aren't also there with cisgender children. Same with fairness issues. Accepting the premise that transgender children aren't just regular children is ceding ground to the fascists who wish to remove all trans 0 people from daily life. I am so deeply disappointed in Mr Talarico and the entire campaign for allowing this framing to stand unchallenged and for the stand he has taken against the transgender community.

You may still get my vote in November, but you will not get my labor in the very hard ground game that needs to be fought. I simply can't fight for a candidate that won't fight for all of us.

Sincerely,

Lisa Seger Waller, TX
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
*to the tune of Owner Of A Lonely Heart* 🎶Homer and his son is Bart🎶
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dear lord in heaven please dont let the tennis ball fired from the american gladiators annihilator cannon strike me in my testicles and make me hurl up on tv. lord please give larry csonka the grace to praise my athleticism on his csonkatrator
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/08/2026
First we lost the Diddy Pardon, now Dolly Parton. What's next, Dopey Popey? 🤔
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cleaned up this Dolly sketch from a few years ago, mostly to make her hair twice as big, because she deserves it.
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 24/08/2026
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
A cartoon character who looks very similar to beloved character Ziggy, but looks cruel and has a big "W" on his shirt
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Argonian cop named Turns-Off-Bodycam
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 17/08/2026
How to win at most all things:
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why don’t you have a seat OOOOOKAYYYYY
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Traveling snake oil salesman
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
18 months ago I lived on the street. now I have my own home, my own blankets and two servants who feed me Lil Soups. follow me for more financial tips
orange cat laying on his blanket in front of the bookcase
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 14/08/2026
the "guns in a fantasy thing" is bait discourse idk who started it but it's a good excuse to share my favorite example of that being really wrong. we've been kitbashing guns into melee weapons since time immemorial man they put gun barrels in axes not in a way that would be useful BUT look at it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yall are always trying to pit two bad bitches against each other and for what
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Mike Tanier @miketanier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Watson isn’t really an NFL quarterback anymore. He’s now just a social media ghost who peaked in 2020, got cancelled in 2021 and vanished in 2024. Everything about him is secretive, speculative, contrived or fake." From yesterday: too-deep-zone.ghost.io/quarterback-...
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
youtu.be/1lC5xIaoClU?...
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Warm Leatherette
YouTube video by The Normal - Topic
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if you don't support trans people you aren't human
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Caitlin Clark fans tailgating
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
WIFE: (MFA from RISD) I thought a lot of her points were astute, even if her obvious bias for classics made a poor replacement for film criticism specifically, you know? ME: (just found out only yesterday that flies aren't food) I don't feel good. I can still feel some of them moving inside of me.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gave a gray alien a Faygo Moon Mist and it fucking died
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
RT @neonwario: To: neonwario@gmail.com
Subj. Friend Baby
Hello,
Please do not refer to Krista's and my baby as your friend.
Thanks,
Dennis Algiers
Jul 01, 2014 01:24:31 PM
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/07/2026
Time keeps on sippin...into the future
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Startling news out of South Carolina this morning as U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham has died from burns. Officials say the senator's Dyson vacuum cleaner gripped and sucked him off too hard. He was 71
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There is a guy at this bar in a Conor Macgregor shirt which is, in my opinion, like wearing a Jared Fogel shirt
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hey y'all it's Mitch. Sorry to dip out for a minute, my wife gave me such a volcanic O I practically came my guts out. I've been on mandatory bedrest in a weeks long refractory period, but now I'm back and ready to keep spraying. We work hard play hard, and I specifically mean pork in hole style.
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2025
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
DILL
[talking on the phone]
HELLO. 

BEETLEJUICE (v.o)
Its me bitch.
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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Type of shit I’ve been on lately
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Janna Sophia 🏔️ @jannaphia.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
lord god and jesus christ I do not ask for much but I am literally begging you this time
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate
Charge of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“…I know it is in Swindon, probably in Stoke-on-Trent—that says, ‘knick me mobile, shame on… shame on you.’ knick me—you can’t get knicked again.”
Keir Starmer
there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A man interviews for a job. The interviewer points to a literal wordless gap in the interviewee's resume and asks "what is this gap on your resumé" The interviewee, with an evil grin implores the interviewer to "look closer..." The interviewer sweats as he witnesses and evil aura with ominous humming noises emotting from the resume. The interviewer now finds himself trapped in the gap in the resume. The interviewee laughs malevolently.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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ArtbyTesslyn @artbytesslyn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
big-eyed Yuan-Ti cleric named Anne, who worships the precognitive god Savras 👁️‍🗨️ #dnd
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