Reposted by jawbrokenSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 28/09/2026*entering the control room at nasa* nice gooncave, fuckhead 0524
Reposted by jawbrokenitsbaefeelings @bloviated.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Having a mental health day 1101
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026this app forgets all your settings when you get a new phone. react native garbage 060
Reposted by jawbrokenrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 13/09/2026ok you browned the beef. now see what's left in the pan, that's called fond, a product of the maillard reaction. you're gonna want to scrape that into the trash because it's reddit. 631025
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026mathematicians claiming someone “stole” something that they “proved” via prompting should get the same scorn as when generative image guys cry about their prompts being “stolen”, as if only they could think of appending “trending on artstation” 040
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026everyone is going to have to stop replying to themselves so it doesn’t look like it’s about time for some game theory on here 0141
Reposted by jawbrokenpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 102344660
Reposted by jawbrokencoward @coward.bsky.social · 15/08/2026based on clues from the line “burn your ass quick like Galaxy Notes,” archaeologists were able to estimate the date of this freddie gibbs mp3 to within a three month timeframe 0131
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i invented the term “straws man argument” for this, see bsky.app/profile/jawb... 180
Reposted by jawbrokenpuffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“i’m going to shoot you”, ranked 15511
Reposted by jawbrokenBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Lot of good arguments to be made about which was the best year for music, but I think we peaked in 2002, when half of all songs were about wanting to kill Barney the dinosaur with a gun 2497
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@gooffkings.bsky.social by my stream count it is 2,424 (GoOffKings) + 3 (worstofkings) + 50 (stefanandjesse) = 2,477. are you going to celebrate 2,500? 000
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026wrong. it’s intended to compensate for a poorly calibrated display, not to make things easier to see (cheating). enjoy your raised black levels in hell 010
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026if you turn the brightness up past where the pattern is “just visible” on a video game calibration screen then you are hacking, and should be banned 18810
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 02/07/2026@tomwalker.bsky.social did you consider selling your special on the patreon as a timed exclusive for a few weeks, then putting it up on youtube afterwards? 000
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 16/06/2026if you have mndi/🔞 in your username/bio i presume it’s like people who say “oh i simply can’t have chocolate in the house, i’ll just eat it all up” 1242
Reposted by jawbrokenAndrew Beverage @vinceness.bsky.social · 28/05/2026bluesky keeps losing users 1191
Reposted by jawbrokenjohnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Spring is in full swing here in Boston, 590nm false color infrared around #jamaicaplain 0252
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 14/03/2026brisket (65℃ for 48 hours), coleslaw, roast kipfler potatoes 3300
Reposted by jawbrokencoward @coward.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Hungriest Orphan 2026 Winner Under Fire After Photo Surfaces of Him Eating Lunch with His Parents 0152
Reposted by jawbrokenpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 25/02/2026going back in time to prevent various tragedies and being confronted with the fact that i have just as little agency to effect change as i do now 1569
Reposted by jawbrokencoward @coward.bsky.social · 15/02/2026bro do you wanna come over and use inductive reasoning to try and determine the rules of winter olympics sports we’ve never seen before 0345
Reposted by jawbrokenNo Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Honestly I’d have been more surprised if you hadn’t 021
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 20/01/2026anyone else’s following feed so fucked right now that you get two hours of posts, then a few posts from 13 days ago, then it falls back to the discover feed where all the posts fucking suck? 390
Reposted by jawbrokenUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 15/01/2026Hey Music Fans: still glad Spotify stopped running those ICE ads? 🤔 11345
Reposted by jawbrokenpotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Wuma Nian, eight mountain scholar: a man who chases two rabbits catches neither disciple: yoo, that shit is 10,000 lanterns illuminating heaven. i bet one day that will be an ancient chinese proverb Wuma Nian: we just call them ancient proverbs 021829
Reposted by jawbrokennathan @wiseposter.bsky.social · 12/01/2026GUY WHO JUST REALLY LIKES GEARS: I'm more of a Steamconformist. I'm a normal, regular guy obsessed with gears and copper stuff. 1282
Reposted by jawbrokencoward @coward.bsky.social · 10/01/2026forgive the intrusion my lady, i did not intend to offend your eye for i am a vile and loathsome creature, and i crawled in here to die 0212
Reposted by jawbrokenpatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025the traditional Christmas “just kind of looking at a box and wrapping paper for a few solid minutes having completely forgotten how to wrap or know out how much paper it takes to wrap stuff and eventually inventing geometry from first principles” 0151
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 25/12/2025christmas plate (prime rib, pork rack, potato, focaccia, onion, carrot, green beans, sage gravy) 2140
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 01/12/2025restocked the fridge drawer ahead of the holidays, it's the end of 2025 0191
Reposted by jawbrokenpuffin @tokyohearse.bsky.social · 26/11/2025sending the worst person you know jpeg to my son when he texts me he wants a hamster for christmas 081
Reposted by jawbrokentinybaby @tiny.baby · 09/11/2025Jeremy Renner has been hit by another snowplow - this time, a metaphorical one as he faces allegations of racist sexual harassment 531123
Reposted by jawbrokenpatrick @partnardy.bsky.social · 02/06/2023[doing muffled woody Allen voice while sucking my own dick] it tastes terrible. And such small portions 2478
Reposted by jawbrokenMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 16/10/2025New therapist asked me in our first appointment what I'd like to work on. I said, "Uhh how about... my own tropical private island?? LOL!!!!!! 🤣!!!!!!" But anyway it was suicidal ideation. 210111
Reposted by jawbrokenJoe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 15/10/2025That's mighty interesting, squirt. Now let me tell you a better story my buddy Murray Cassatt told me, over a chef's table tasting menu 061
Reposted by jawbrokenNick Taylor @ntay.us · 27/09/2025Just an incredible image and thank you to whoever assembled it. #Facts #Hollyweird #NowThatsCrazy 054
jawbroken @jawbroken.bsky.social · 03/10/2025seeing Jimeoin on the Riyadh Comedy Festival lineup made me laugh for some reason 020
Reposted by jawbrokeng0m @g0m.bsky.social · 10/09/2025AI GUY: I listen to an AI podcast that gives me tips on which lottery numbers are best to pick. I listen at 2x speed so I can listen to twice as many episodes. Me: Disgusting. I listen to podcasts about which lottery numbers are best to pick made by actual people. And I listen at 0.25 speed 112614
