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November Kelly

@postoctobrist.bsky.social
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podcastress. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me. Trashfuture/Well There’s Your Problem/Kill James Bond/No Gods No Mayors/Be Gay Solve Crimes available wherever podcasts are sold

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Leger-Felicite Snorlax🇵🇸 @segatape.bsky.social · 3h
*30 seconds of silence* er morder? *2 minutes of silence, staring out window* ja. er morder.
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TodoMal @todomal.eurosky.social · 3h
Det Mest Uhemmede Svenske Politiet Og Det Strengeste Norske Politiet 🇳🇴 // Den Mest Ohämmade Svenska Polisen Och Den Strängaste Norska Polisen 🇸🇪 (The More Uninhibited Swedish Police Officer and the Stricter Norwegian Police Officer) [2010-2018, 4 seasons, 42 episodes]
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veery @veery.bsky.social · 3h
lord have mercy
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 3h
thumbnail making us look like a Scandi crime drama
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
there's a reason someone made this edit
cartoon woman pretending to feint but she actually has a mischievous grin on her face (and it's edited to me my profile picture)
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 6h
these are basically the two genders of LARP, except for The White Spire, the Dragon age LARP that is both
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 8h
there is a roundup of a few larps coming when the photos from my most recent one come out
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 9h
pink panther is definitionally trade. He works in insulation construction etc. And he's DL even if he isn't fooling anybody.
Everything a spectrum so just choose love
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 11h
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we go completely insane trying to summarise the unsummarisable. It’s The Pink Panther, babyyyyy www.patreon.com/BeGaySolveCr...
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Episode 16 - The Pink Panther (1963) | Be Gay Solve Crimes
This week on Be Gay Solve Crimes, we’re getting a deeper shade of pinko and somehow yet more pan about it for the first of many Inspector Cl
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 18h
this comes out for free in a couple of days, and when it does the second one will also be out for patrons. same rolling structure, so everything’s free eventually
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Athena! @gsv-athena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Luftwaffe guys will say “your plan to just surrender pales in comparison to my plan to build a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities” and then not build a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
stealing my own posts from Twitter but it made me laugh
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[Nazi Germany, 1945]
WEHRMACHT: do you really need to be able to walk to hold a panzerfaust
KRIEGSMARINE: none of these guys are with me
WAFFEN-SS: if I shoot myself at the same time as I take this cyanide pill my body will take a screenshot
LUFTWAFFE:

* opaqueleaf @opaqueleaf911.42m
We're gonna have to make a rocket-powered hit-to-kill interceptor drone with exo-atmospheric capabilities!
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cones @coneshotline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHY IS THERE A CHIBI ANIME ANDY BURNHAM
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
revcleo asked:
I've been meaning to do this for a while
[SICK ASS PAINTING OF ME IN THE STYLE OF TAMARA DE LEMPICKA]
did you just. did you do a portrait of me after Tamara de Lempicka
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Cinder (it/its) @dollcinder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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Riley @sicksad.games · 25/09/2026
As a woman who repressed for 15 years because her psychiatrist told her her hobbies were too boy coded to be a woman: ouughhhh
Highlighted text: "No matter how much of a feminist I like to consider myself, when an authority figure like a doctor says anything to me, I fold, because I want my good girl points"
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‘in 600 years’ when I’m doing this now
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TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nate and Hussein are joined by Nathan Akehurst for a cursed Anglovibes special to discuss the Piddington secession movement, gammon omakase and, for a jarring shift in tone, stories from the frontlines of Europe's war on migration. www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Vaginoplasty Monologues: #1 | November Kelly
It's not an easy thing to write about your vagina, especially when it isn't real. I don't mean that in the sense of the transphobic, 'you wi
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote something about the prospect of getting surgery on my Patreon (I bet you didn't remember I had one of those). It comes out for free in a week's time, or now if you slip me five dollars
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you to the sixteen people who were subscribed for the years this account was dormant and who have now gotten a totally unexpected five dollar bill. You are my strongest soldiers
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Travis @someforeignfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
>be the IDF >mossad pulls of brilliant and brutal act of terror that completely disrupts Hezbollah command and control for at least a few hours >do absolutely nothing for days and days >ohshit my boss is mad lmao i guess ill do sumthin >finally invade Lebanon >immediately lose
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote something about the prospect of getting surgery on my Patreon (I bet you didn't remember I had one of those). It comes out for free in a week's time, or now if you slip me five dollars
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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Lyra and 1 other @muzzlesbian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if I put a little blog post essay thing about my surgery consult on patreon would you people pay me to read it
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was deployed to the forward line of troops in the trans men vs trans women war of the sexes and I’m not going to lie, we lost that one. I got badly injured
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my favourite part of getting a train in Britain is crossing the ‘more than an hour late’ line so I can start thinking about how I’m going to spend my Delay Repay winnings
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have disposed of all of my ill-gotten merchandise, and replaced it with more expensive, but carefully obtained items.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doesn’t get much better as a short summary than ‘property developer Louis XIV’
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Mia Mulder @miamulder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hällo, are ju rädy to be säd?
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's interesting, isn't it, when someone keeps committing crimes on camera and not getting charged with anything. for all the police's institutional hard right slant they do and have arrested quite a lot of people at right wing protests/attempted pogroms over the last couple of years.
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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Don't know what to say anymore
Protesters amassed in Gosport, Hampshire, after rumours spread that the migrants might be brought ashore by lifeboats there. Police closed off access roads to the marina as activists rallied by Thomas on YouTube arrived to attempt to block the boat’s arrival. Crowds of masked protesters confronted a line of police to chants of “let them drown” sung by a child over a megaphone.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I still can’t believe Abi thought it was okay to threaten me with the prospect of panel shows
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Emma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Worrying scenes in the Channel today, for all interested in asylum policy and maritime tactics. A small boat from Normandy spent more than 30 hours at sea. Those on board now on their 2nd rescue vessel as Border Force forced to play cat and mouse with far-right activists who have their own boat.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this was a great read about the evacuation of Chud Saigon www.thedriftmag.com/the-last-day...
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The Last Days of the Danube Institute | A Report from Postliberal Budapest
By Brian Goodman. In the wake of Viktor Orbán’s defeat, Budapest’s postliberals face end times.
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Mike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pondering over how r/crafts ended up with a 94-person senate
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's good to see you in the real world. I'm indebted to you for rescuing me from my nightmare.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh my God. @sula-nef.bsky.social is so incredibly good at portraits it’s insane.
Vicki (tall dark-haired white trans woman wearing a red bandanna, black Tran Girlismo shirt, and M90 camo pants) leaning on the hood of her new-to-her XJ Cherokee in a forest
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🔫🔫🔫 listen to Be Gay Solve Crimes
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it's fun how across multiple versions of cluedo there's always a noticeable redesign for The One Character The Lead Artist Was Most Down Bad For
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Be Gay Solve Crimes @begaysolvecrimes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yoooooooo
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Been following Temu Mamdani who's running for Mayor of Rancho Cucamonga, CA ever since @samd.bsky.social brought him to my attention. Today he was mad that there's not enough space for cars.
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TRASHFUTURE @trashfuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've brought on friend of the show @ugarles.bsky.social to discuss Trump’s single-minded obsession with his ballroom and its...unusual dimensions. www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we had the chance to welcome @ugarles.bsky.social on @trashfuture.bsky.social to talk about Trump's ballroom, the Supreme Court getting even worse, and the notion that gold is "God's favorite metal" www.patreon.com/trashfuture/...
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Slow Midas feat. Charles Star | Trashfuture
We temporarily pivot to America because we have the opportunity to speak with Charles Star, a friend of the show and a law understander, who
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polytoken dot dev @polytoken.dev · 15/09/2026
nobody else has the steel moral core to tell you the truth in release notes
- Some bugs removed.
- More bugs added.
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