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Bodega, Inc.

@bodegainc.bsky.social

550 followers 994 following 8.5K posts

Puns. Puns. Puns. My jokes are always in apundance. Collective punishment, even. What I’m trying to say is that I have a lot of opunions. Banner designed by @moxiest.art Avatar drawn by @heyheymomo

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 2h

Me: I must have heat vision, because you’re looking hot as hell. My crush: OH MY GOD MY FLESH AHHHHHHHHH

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 4h

One big boob. One small boob. Identitty Crisis.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 7h

I love cozy games. *has panic attack being unable to tend to all my crops, livestock, bills, my energy bar and entire town worth of romances*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 7h

Ranking the best methods of rating things.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 8h

The age old question: how aged is this old whiskey?

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 9h

*unlocking my jaw* I put the ho into hoagie.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 15h

Björk Horseman.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 15h

The burly birds get the Earthworm Jims.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 19h

In the UK, we actually call “1080p” £10.80

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 20h

Pumpkin Spice, the redneck Spice Girl audition, was ultimately unsuccessful in filling Geri’s place in the late nineties.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 21h

A handshake meme, featuring a muscular handshake occurring. Each arm are labelled “my corroding PS1 memory card” and “me”, while their gripped hands are labelled “needing to be blown before it can take another load”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 22h

Middle aged people can be so mean.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 22h

The currently known genders of greeting: Boy howdy Girl bye

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 22h

No-one took the dough people seriously. Until one day they started rising up against us.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 22h

When a love triangle sours, it changes into an equihateral.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23h

This is the worst drinking establishment I’ve ever been to, bar none.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’d think the closeness of the words and letters would correspond with their meanings, but nope, quite the opposite: apart of something a part of something

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fake gamer. She doesn’t even have stink lines. SMH.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You hate dairy puns? No whey?

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Proud parent of a ninja: I will never see my child growing up.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The FDA today confirmed that all positive memories have been recalled due to containing salmonella.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ooh la la implies the existence of ooh tinky winky.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Taking my son to the orphanage to teach them the meaning of regifting.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Everyone hates my cover band “A Flock of Seaseateevees”.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Friends don’t let friends be friends with their friends.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Christians discovering the anal loophole.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It’s always escalator with you. How about escanow?

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ready or nut, here I come.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had your coffee.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My toxic trait is that you’ll lose 1HP every 5 steps and I’ve colluded with all of the shopkeepers and potions will be 40% more expensive until you are cured.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If English was consistent: Diarrhoea Pizzarrhoea

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That judge is lowkey serving justice.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Thanks to Sandcastle Doctrine, you can sand your ground.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grandma’s bespoke recipe for disaster.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Life is a temporary condition designed to sell coffins and urns.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*upgrades my common cold into a rare cold*

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t understand why everyone hates my KY Jellyfish lube so much.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“I can fix him.” is only ever true when it’s the vet saying they can neuter your pet.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Instead of saying ignorance is bliss, use goofhoria.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Me: Long hair, don’t care. The police: Your child is dead. Me: Did I fucking stutter?

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wearing chain mail in battle sorta defeats the point, doesn’t it?

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tired: Finding your soul mate Wired: Finding your hole mate

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Blood is thicker than water. Explaining why you’re so dumb.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they respond when you push them into an active volcano.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Good grief? Bro, all of my grief is awful.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That cumshot on the ass was the icing on the cake.

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This guy…not a great Uncle, I tell ya.

Hitler may have murdered his niece, new evidence suggests
Historian casts doubts on Nazi leader's alibi over gunshot death of Geli Raubal, 23, in 1931

Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Spilleth thy bean, gossipmonger.

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Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@tinyideastuff.bsky.social does it again. Honk shoo.

YouTube video by tiny idea

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