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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 7h

Milwaukee? I hear you folks have dairy products. In!!

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 20h

Pumpkin Spice Genocide™️

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23h

It’s Friday yeti again!

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s Friday so I might see if Bigfoot wants a handjob tonight.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23h

Would that Benito’s ignominious end befell the bloated beast who proudly donned his twisted fascist mantle. Let a fella dream for his - nay, all! - children.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23h

Woke up at 4:50am today, stumbled into the kitchen and ran into my 23-year old self coming in from the bars with a pint of ice cream.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/10/2026

explain it to me like I'm dead

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

*brings pizza to knife fight *all are cauliflower crust *stabbed more than necessary

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Them - Jack, you're being glib. Me - Of course I'm glib. We're in a bar. Drinking. Some of us may have just left our underwear in the men's room trash can.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

DJ: can y’all feel the noise? ME: *shouting over club music* I’M NOT SURE I’VE EVER REALLY FELT ANYTHING

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Puppeteers are just people who are into fisting inanimate objects.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Honey, my coworker told me to stick my opinions where the sun don’t shine, so we’re going to Glasgow!

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Car ads overestimate how much I want to rock climb and kayak and underestimate how much I want to buy ice cream at midnight.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Last October, we buried our dog beneath a small, winding black cherry tree. There’s a breeze this morning moving small branches – heavy with fruit – against the house making the sound he used to make when he wanted to go outside and run with the deer

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[shipwreck diary] Day 1: The island is deserted Day 2: I shall devote every waking moment to my survival Day 3: I tried to fuck a coconut

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The Girl With the Ernest Tattoo

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A chicken omelette is the ultimate fuck you to chickens

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thanks for your 12-part scholarly reply to my joke about Hitler's dick

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole?

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My favourite party trick is not going.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My Halloween costume is me waving my hands frantically in front of the paper towel dispenser motion sensor to no avail because I’m clearly a vampire or ghost.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tired of struggling, our protagonist leans all the way into his mental illnesses.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

All my friends are idealists and who swear a lot. Fuck you

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sometimes I wipe my ass with my left hand to know what it’s like to live in a nursing home.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/10/2026

I don't tell Communist jokes on social media because MAGA may not understand them, and Communist jokes are only funny when everyone gets them.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

May 4th is Star Wars day. September 25th is Dolly day. October 4th should be CB radio / trucker / convoy day.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh you've never been in a drug deal gone bad, how cute

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wilt thou not eat thy pizza crusts?

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Watch out for the quiet ones and the loud ones and the ugly ones and the handsome ones

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You make me want to be a better mocker.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Disco conspiracy theory. Studio 51

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wearing panties and singing Total Eclipse of the Heart to myself, don’t fuckin judge me.

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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd be interested in a video game like if you could be a waffle house cook that'd be cool

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

All I’m saying is before the internet existed every bar had a cigarette vending machine and everybody had sex all the time

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Love myself? I’m not even my type.

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

The bleeding walls and voice saying “Get out” I can live with, but the inadequate natural light in the breakfast nook is intolerable.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I just sobbed uncontrollably watching fucking Ted Lasso, but sure, everything’s going awesome.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I’m half deaf but not deaf enough!

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Did you guys know that Space Force had its own anthem? It’s called Semper Supra (“always above” in Latin). The Onion is gonna go out of business with reality being funnier than satire. Source: YouTube share.google/MAPQAej1z9Bb...

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The Official United States Space Force Song (Lyric Video)

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Say what you will about Mondays, at least they’re consistent and never failed to disappoint.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That time Kurt Vonnegut used the asterisk symbol to illustrate a butthole, I really felt that.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’d rather have my leader be a Carney than a clown.

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