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Dave

@hammer59.bsky.social
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💙 Left of center. Middle age lazy. Former Jackrabbit football/track athlete - Ring the Bell!!! Cubs/Twins/Vikings/Timberwolves masochist South Dakota denizen

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Dave @hammer59.bsky.social · 8h
How would you describe your social media reach??
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Baseball Player Misses Catch
Alt: Baseball Player Misses Catch. His foot gets caught up on the outfield grass, causing him to stumble and lurch in the direction of the ball. As he falls, the ball, lands off to his left side as he makes a desperate attempt to reach it with his left hand
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Forever fighting the urge to say, "and then some," when the cashier asks if I found everything okay
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
goodnight... sleep tight
Grinning animated Joker staring through a small window divided into three section vertically with crossed lines through the glass
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 22h
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My absolute favorite part. Jack Smith smirking after they rapidly lowered their poster that made absolutely no sense. This is one of the best "look at this dumbass" expressions I've seen in a minute. So satisfying.
Jack Smith smirking at a Senate hearing after a line of questioning that made absolutely no sense.
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Larry Mason @larrymason.bsky.social · 18h
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 18h
Right Wing trash outlets on Twitter & 0-follower accounts appear to have doxxed the Cornell victim. Mute whatever relevant terms you need to. Fuck every single 1 of you defending the scum & all of them who participated whether they engaged, sat in that groupchat, or have further harmed her since.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 29/09/2026
happy national coffee day ☕
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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key @lefttwix.com · 18h
tired: bidet wired: cleANUS
the box for the "cleANUS - swirling wheel of purity" the box is light teal and white and features a picture of a white toilet with a green circular brush wheel mounted inside the bowl, connected by a belt to a handle. texts on the box say things like "say goodbye to toilet paper expenses" "softouch rotation technology" "5 year warranty or 10,000 flushes" and  "this product proudly stands with the “replace all usa toilet paper” movement 2024"  there are badges in the bottom right for "2023 top 5 innovations in the usa" and "approved international association of forest defenders"
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 18h
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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Jeremy Fassler @jfassler.bsky.social · 21h
Katie Britt watching Eric Schmitt destroy his career, brought to you by Larry David.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 19h
Man, the new Firefox update sure fucked up a lot of things. I hate when the techbros are like "New interface! Fuck your search choices! How about some Ai for good measure!" Do better, Mozilla.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 19h
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe that when the crops fail a human sacrifice is required
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 22h
My Day of the Dead clock finally came This isn't where I'm going to keep it I don't think because it has the good life/good death wooden arch but I like it there until I can install it where I want it. I might keep it there anyway. Looooooove it The artist: www.instagram.com/gabbiecustom...
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Kate Hagen 🦂 𓋹 🦂 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 21h
"Meanwhile, Jane Doe dropped out of Cornell and was denied her request to get her tuition refunded so that she could transfer to a different college. She hence faced more severe consequences than most of the men who she alleges gang-raped her." www.thecut.com/article/what...
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What It Feels Like at Cornell Right Now
As a professor at the Ivy League school, Kate Manne has known many, many victims. There’s a palpable feeling on campus, she writes, that this is big.
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 29/09/2026
Erasure return with their 20th studio album, 'Radio!! Radio!!,' on March 12, 2027, led by new single "Wings Of Love," before a major UK and European arena tour with Ladytron joining on UK and Ireland dates. zurl.co/OkVAe
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Erasure Announce 20th Album 'Radio!! Radio!!' And 2027 Arena Tour - That Eric Alper
Erasure are heading into their fifth decade with a new album, a new single and a major arena tour across the UK and Europe. Andy Bell and Vince Clarke will release their 20th studio album, ‘Radio!! Radio!!,’ on March 12, 2027 through Mute, marking their first new studio record in six years. The announcement arrives […]
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…
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Jonah Maves @hunchojman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jaylen Clark praised the potential for Jaden McDaniels to lean into more of a weak-side, low-man rim protection role than pure POA this season... "His shot block timing and everything, just his length in general. It also allows him to save his energy for the offensive side."
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Multibillion-dollar schemes like A7 are much easier when the United States simply gives up on countering Russian sanctions evasion. The Kremlin agent gloating in this story could show a bit more humility. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/24/b...
During the Biden administration, the Treasury Department made cracking down on sanctions evasion a centerpiece of its effort to punish Russia. The department imposed thousands of additional sanctions, targeting companies and networks designed to move money around financial restrictions.

The pressure has largely disappeared. Since President Trump returned to office, the administration has removed more restrictions than it has added, according to a Times analysis of Treasury data.

That has made it harder for banks to screen for illicit activity, in part because new actors and organizations can spring up without fresh information. A7 shell companies, for example, have facilitated payments to companies that banked at major American and European banks, The Times found.
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Blue Turquoise @bluet-urquoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How do we really feel? This is the time we all need to speak out the elections are up ahead and anyone that reads our comments will benefit.
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“but it’s national coffee day” i sob, after the barista refuses to put me through the bean grinder
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Diane Strickland 🦋 @autisticannie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now that's just stupid. As is Mike Johnson. 🎈🤡
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This also sums up the American healthcare experience pretty well. American healthcare is a travesty. This is the bad place.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They need to take a fun submarine ride together
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👻 L.T. Vargus, disgraced author👻 @ltvargus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no one at the funeral seemed to appreciate my bird-themed weird al parody of WAP called Wet Ass Cloaca
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Diane Strickland 🦋 @autisticannie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I-N-F-U-C-K-I-N-G-C-R-E-D-I-B-L-E-! THAT Y'ALL ELECTED THIS MONSTER!
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is behind me.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they call them Fun Size candy bars because it’s “fun” to eat a bunch of them and make your problems go away
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Shea @sheacarr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh
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Dave @hammer59.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Classic Case
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 28/09/2026
Fire up the campaign video machine, Iowa Democrats.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every Riot grrrl band in the 90s
Still from the television show Xena: Warrior Princess showing Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer all with goofy expressions on their face
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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BAS•TÁR•DIZER @antsman41.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 28/09/2026
And charge Cornell leadership with criminal conspiracy for sweeping this under the rug while you're at it. nypost.com/2026/09/27/u...
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DA reopens probe into 7 Cornell frat bros who allegedly drugged, gang-raped student — and were given essay to ‘mitigate conduct’
The lawsuit alleged that the victim, identified only as Jane Doe, was coerced into taking drugs, assaulted, and raped by several men at the Chi Phi fraternity house at Cornell in 2024.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rookie of the Year award — official official “Here, Olivia, here!” Napheesa Collier shouts out from the crowd, playing paparazzi
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/09/2026
"Trump has an instinctive admiration for authoritarian leaders, a quasi-mystical belief in his own judgement of character, and a bone-deep commitment to never listening to a briefing. The result is diplomacy by dictatorial whim."
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Trump loves Xi because he wants to be him
Kowtowing to tyrants makes him think he’s strong.
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The David Pakman Show @thedavidpakmanshow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump's obsession with dictators is astounding
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s something to be said for how most of the political spectrum can unite around hounding some lesbians over niche drama in their spaces but huge segments of society are silent about pervasive campus rape impacting a huge population of primarily youngwomen
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I had a daughter I wouldn’t teach her how to be a lady, I’d teach her to say things like “I said NO you flaccid mushroom. Now fck off before I rip ur nuts off & feed them to the dog” while smiling of course
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