genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 12mTravel really is just finding new fun ways to set money on fire every day... 000
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Train guard got bored by my flailing for my ticket, walked off and tried to fine the next group €60 each for not validating. 000
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't care for the European poop shelf toilets, but can appreciate the practicality if the doctor ever needs a sample 000
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026One day I'll figure out how to buy still water in Europe but today is not that day. Today's mistake was sparkling and lime flavoured. 000
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So many dogs in the Tiergarten. Why didn't I learn the German for "can I pat your dog?"? 010
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Someone tried to claim my coffee at the airport Maccas. Bitch I will fight you. 000
Reposted by genthehenIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780841993
Reposted by genthehendonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need a big hug that crushes me into a fine paste 417448
Reposted by genthehenKit (they🗡️them) @gothickitsune.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“cookies are bad for you” and what if they fill my heart with whimsy and joy? what then? 1410318
Reposted by genthehensweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026help me, fat bear week. you’re my only hope. 1329266
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is a dance off. If you see this post a dancestatic.klipy.comWill Smith and Partner Energetic DanceALT: Will Smith and Partner Energetic Dance 000
Reposted by genthehenSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved 021185
Reposted by genthehenAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 20/09/2026So many kinds of apples. Thousands. And I’ve only tried like 5 172508
Reposted by genthehenMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Think I’m just gonna go lie down in the woods until a bear eats me. 1016259
Reposted by genthehenOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026be a dear and fetch my emotional support party size bag of Cheetos 825662
Reposted by genthehenKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 14/09/2026feels like a good day to let the moss consume me 620365
Reposted by genthehenthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026at a loss for ways to meaningfully boycott ed sheeran 1025226
Reposted by genthehendonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If I ever told you “I know what you mean,” I was lying. I have no idea what anybody means 110223
Reposted by genthehendepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026they are upon us 13883142
Reposted by genthehenDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*screams into the abyss *abyss screams back That’s fair 010849
Reposted by genthehendonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/09/2026A bad simile is like a dog with no mustache 2678
Reposted by genthehenRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Sorry I can’t smile. Showing my teeth makes me want to bite. 1310933
Reposted by genthehendonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Every Monday is an attack, and Tuesday is frankly more of the same 3556
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Last night I got home from a weekend away 2 minutes before my grocery order arrived and I've never felt so much like I have my shit together. 000
Reposted by genthehenJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible 184542292
Reposted by genthehenJason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours. 118313028380
Reposted by genthehenToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295267512863
Reposted by genthehenYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[opening browser] let’s find some things to worry about 8778178
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I keep putting my foot in it with the same person and if it happens again may it please be a mine shaft that swallows me 000
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Airport security lady asked if she could frisk me then said she liked my shirt. Ma'am are you flirting with me? 010
Reposted by genthehensweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026slipping into something more comfortable (a bog) 425476
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Adding a tambourine to my gym bag in case Dog Days are Over comes up on my playlist 010
Reposted by genthehen🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 17/08/2026what I'm doing with my life is none of my business 412347
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I've got to stop putting shit off because my year long car problems were resolved with a 2 minute phone call and $200. 000
Reposted by genthehen👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m doing the opposite of a cleanse, I’m doing a clog 612544
Reposted by genthehendepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026amazing article 124102532486
Reposted by genthehenNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026sidling up to your table and asking if we can turn your banh mi into a banh we 1124259
Reposted by genthehenkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I’m starting to think my “gut feeling” is just anxiety wearing a cowboy hat. 34930
Reposted by genthehenSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Sorry I growled involuntarily as you walked by 1820573
Reposted by genthehenFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Not guilty Your Honor if that's even your real name 030594
genthehen @genhen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026First world problems - I keep coming across fun events in October I can't go to because I'll be in Europe 000
Reposted by genthehencait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/08/2026when the pokémon in pokopia say "thank you for building my habitat! i knew i could trust you and you're my best friend" 1277124
