Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/09/2025Biology Department xkcd.com/3140/ 324981685
Dame Judy Brunch @funkyamoeba.bsky.social · 11/09/2025you don’t get a haha on the group message and all the sudden you’re questioning your entire personality 000
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird 180344525289
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/03/2025The Wiggles just put out a song with Orville Peck about how they’re friends of Dorothy…welcome to the resistance, The Wiggles 206051562
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 27/02/2025we are the daughters of the shreks you couldn’t burnvulture.comMove Over, Meechee: Zendaya Is Now Shrek’s DaughterAnd she reveals the first layer of her onion in a teaser. 412715
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025girl posting instagram story of bf's hands at valentine's dinner, but its clearly Nosferatu 21087
Reposted by Dame Judy Bruncheve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 14/02/2025It's funny seeing cybertrucks and knowing that my little subaru crosstrek would make it up inclines that would have their wheels stuck 69236073
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchHemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar has barely moved from the waist down but still has more rushing yards than the Chiefs. 1295092
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 09/02/2025We should just let New Orleans handle all of our national songs from now on. Y’all just do whatever you want with them. I trust you. 438835
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 09/02/2025if you don’t like either team and have no idea who to root for let me help out: the eagles refused to go to the white house after they won the super bowl in 2018 and kelce and mahomes are honored that trump is there tonight. hope that helps 30662118
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Super Bowl camera guys just HUNTING tears during the anthem. 42242
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/02/2025can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it 1433736266
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 15/01/2025Almost always, this video could've just been a post 8886149
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/01/2025I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins 223115702780
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/01/2025for sociopaths and narcissists, politics is when you pretend to care about other people. rejecting politics is when you embrace your hateful, reactionary human nature. 5658941065
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/12/2024[Neo’s Matrix bullet dodge but instead it’s me taking a compliment] 27820
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/12/2024Nobody - not even Microsoft - has found a true product-market fit or real business from generative AI, and headlines about “$10bn in AI revenue” hide the ugly truth that big tech has invested $200bn in unsustainable, unprofitable tech that doesn't scale. wheresyoured.at/godot-isnt-making-it 4548124
Reposted by Dame Judy Bruncheve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get me to exclusively post on one where I have less followers 1085199436
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 17/11/2024“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys 1097932839801
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 15/08/2024My fellow Americans, I stand before you today, outdoors and in front of a pyramid of Folgers jugs, with a message and a question. That message is that I am calm and normal, and the question is "what is the largest number of dead birds you have seen at one time?" 892756474
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/08/2024probably the most embarrassing thing on earth is having to answer questions from an electrician. “Where’s your emergency disconnect?” sir all i know is somehow we have put lightning inside the wires 1086279866
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJuan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 16/07/2024I think she brilliantly gave us the perfect National Anthem that conveys the current mood of the country. 0152
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchZack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 29/06/2024not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time 37410
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/05/2024I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell out the wrong Ninja turtle 613931
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 12/01/2024we made it ma 401759124
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 13/12/2023it's here–the deepest, sharpest infrared view of the universe to date 17848161
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchlukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 13/12/2023If this guy starts singing y’all better hark 9590138
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchdr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 28/09/2023(flirting) does the way i fulfill the diagnostic criteria for multiple mental disorders turn u on 311326
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 25/09/2023DOCTOR: Have you been taking care of yourself? ME: [existing entirely off of chicken strips, coffee & cheddar jalapeno dipping sauce packets] yes 1533256
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 22/09/2023If humans could fly, I think some of us would. But it probably takes the same amount of energy as running. So realistically, I think most of us would end up like pigeons & loiter outside of convenience stores instead of flying across the country. 772268455
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchdr. bitch @borzoilover47.bsky.social · 22/09/2023god, creating me: give it an insatiable desire for attention but also the existential feeling of being a burden 172
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/09/2023normal people talking about doctors: They're a doctor, you can't say they don't know what they're talking about! They had to undergo YEARS of training and study! an actual doctor: Hmm I think you're sneezing because you're fat 532068467
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunch✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 12/09/2023"bountiful harvest" i say, nodding, to the other human with a tower of books in their arms at the barnes & noble 06311
Dame Judy Brunch @funkyamoeba.bsky.social · 11/09/2023“never forget” oh ok I’ll try not to forget this terrorist attack unfolding on live tv in 8th grade while my English teacher cries at her desk 000
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/09/2023the reason so many millennials don’t take 9/11 stuff seriously is that we took it deadly, terrifyingly serious when it happened, and then grew up watching the people we trusted to guide us through this serious event instead use it to fuel the most deeply unserious 20 years in american history. 482926794
Dame Judy Brunch @funkyamoeba.bsky.social · 11/09/2023do other national terrorism events get cute little slogans or is it just the one 020
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchkim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 10/09/2023sorry. can’t hang out. i’m busy selling my “ALL BUILDINGS MATTER” bumper stickers at the 9/11 memorial 13112
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/09/2023A tissue box dispenser for cold cuts. 829680
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 05/09/2023Why do they look like Wario and Waluigi for Steve Martin and Martin Short 402090487
Reposted by Dame Judy BrunchJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 05/09/2023“You get what you get and you don’t be upset,” I say to my mother looking over retirement home brochures 414864
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchjohn @mrjohn.bsky.social · 01/09/2023[first person to eat an onion] this apple is haunted 6591174
Reposted by Dame Judy Brunchsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/08/2023me: what’s crazy is that rudy giuliani first rose to fame because of 9/11 teen born in 2006: ohh. like he helped do it me: ok no, but i see how you got there 5364021494
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