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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
the universe knew not to put me alive at the same time as quaaludes and KC and the sunshine band 🕺
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
the cat who cries if i dont pet her at least once an hour is giving me the cold shoulder for petting my friend's cat smh
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
scooby doo video essays fuel me like child souls fuel fictional witches
thumbnail to TenderChickenGuy on youtube's video "Ranking the MONSTERS from 'SCOOBY-DOO WHERE ARE YOU'"
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/11/2025
Dancing outside the concentration camps thinking that’s helping is your brain on idealism
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
get married in a costco, now that's the kirkland promise
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
take a shot every time Law Roach says "nepo baby" 🤣 #victoriassecretfashionshow2025
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
my cooking mama ass just mailed out 10 pounds of cookies 🤪 (that big cookie was for shits and giggles)
marie poses, sticking tongue out and holding up a peace sign, in front of cookies cooling on a rack
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
in desperate need of a testicular torsion* device for my piercings *ball screwer-onner
piercing ball grabber tool, aka the device marie facetiously called the testicular torsion device for piercings
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
my child refused to put their snack down so all the photos from our walk are an advertisement for the snacks 😭
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
after spending $100 this week on these little shits too 💀 thanks youtube recs
screenshot of the thumbnail for theresa cornelia's youtube video entitled "labubu and overconsumption: the dark side of pop mart (a video essay)"

screenshot shows super rare chestnut exciting macaron labubu with caption "the dark side of labubus"
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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Weebles wobbled, but they didn’t fall down. Resilient little freaks.
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I love alcohol poisoning so I like to take a shot every time Dr Gregory House does a medical malpractice 🤭
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
the only fool this april is me 🤡
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
hey, friend, you're looking a little caffeine deprived
Marie smiling facing camera, they wear a grey turtleneck and some t-rex skull earrings
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
how I look reading the most depraved fanfic in the back room on break
sanrio hello kitty reading a blue book and winking
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
nintendogs screenshot of puppy with a strawberry hat. caption "don't be fooled by my silly. i'm actually a chronic overthinker." watermarked @/soacemonkeygurl
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I don't know why I bother with toys when the toddler's favorite item is a roll of packing tape
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
you know what's never cringe? loving your friends
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I just want to have the strength in my hands to crochet like I used to
sandy cat calico critter with fake opalescent tears
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
if my passing from this plane is caught on camera please make sad cloud edits set to kings of leon or train or something PLEASE
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
looking forward to march madness* *the manic episode coming as soon as the daylight starts getting longer
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
david TENNANT 💜
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eva lucía @evalucia.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
they should make a separate subway system for people that have actually been out in public before
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
crazy that supernatural is still so culturally relevant to so many people, I feel like I forgot about it for a decade only to find a thriving fandom no smaller than when I left
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
til you can, in fact, just put a bird on your bed
hello kitty island adventure screenshot, marie's sheep character's cabin feat. bird on the bedhello kitty island adventure screenshot, close up of marie's sheep character's cabin feat. bird on the bed
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
baby daddy? oh you mean my pet sperm donor
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
olipop apple tastes like what I imagine a golden apple inscribed "to the fairest" would taste like
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
taking claritin and benadryl in the same 24 hours for a hellish allergic reaction, aka hat man x reader
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
hide your girl, I'm getting real good at backing into spaces 😎
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
my sleep is so broken from work I woke up at 3 on a day off... hashtag not groovy
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
my coworkers got me hooked on popmart, not photographed is the 3 pucky roly-poly cats my child's obsessed with petting
duckoo farm series figurine in the digger, depicts a duck in a vest with a trowel
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
what are these customers doing in the bathroom to warrant straws and napkins attempting to be flushed??
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
j'lady your jorts are jimply jorgeous
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
got called a teen today ayyy, still got that youthful visage to my haters
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
webfishing... that's it, that's the skeet
webfishing game screenshot
captions: catch! 
Woah, a new creature! You caught a ⭐️⭐️Glistening Golden Manta Ray! (It's 836.29cm!)
Woah! What a catch!webfishing game screenshot, a golden manta ray takes up almost an entire pier and the screennorman osbourne spider-man meme
you know I'm something of a fisherman myself
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
it's giving merry and bright, santa boots the chimney sleigh all day
marie with a festive holiday headband in the shape of a christmas tree
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
*drags cigarette* sick leather jacket and scowl, you look like 1985 we are the world bob dylan
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
merry queersmas or whatever
marie in a holiday cardigan and red lipstick, classic bathroom mirror selfie
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
toyroseasaurus secks
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
you ever just?? and then you???
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
who is this DIVA 🩷
a pink earbuds case with strip eyelashes stuck to the sides
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
reading the room seems to be a thing of the goddamn past because why have two imbeciles screamed about wait times when they walked into a full building and both went "busy, huh?"?????
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
revlon creme lippie in 777 vampire love 🩸
marie, throwing up two peace signs, grinning wide with a wine colored lipsticka close up of marie's 777 necklace that they wear daily
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
fastest and least stressful car repair experience today, a true holiday miracle
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Rebecca Fishbein @bfishbfish.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
A nation that believes that things only have a right to exist if they are profitable and not because they provide a societal good is a nation on the brink of disaster.
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
"how are you so fit so early?" -the random british guy hitting on me this morning
marie rests their chin on their hands, very glamour shot pose. they are wearing a black turtleneck and grey vest
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‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐🦇jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachyvirgo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
heart grew three sizes ahh fit
marie seated, smiling. they wear a green top with long sleeves.marie seated, smiling. they hold up a "millennial" finger heart
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
just a lowly sailor and wingstop is the siren steering me to ruin 🤤
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✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
our lady of perpetual toxicity, lestat de lioncourt
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