✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026the universe knew not to put me alive at the same time as quaaludes and KC and the sunshine band 🕺 010
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 31/12/2025the cat who cries if i dont pet her at least once an hour is giving me the cold shoulder for petting my friend's cat smh 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025scooby doo video essays fuel me like child souls fuel fictional witches 010
Reposted by ✿ marie ✿Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12/11/2025Dancing outside the concentration camps thinking that’s helping is your brain on idealism 47843129
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 17/10/2025get married in a costco, now that's the kirkland promise 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/10/2025take a shot every time Law Roach says "nepo baby" 🤣 #victoriassecretfashionshow2025 000
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025my cooking mama ass just mailed out 10 pounds of cookies 🤪 (that big cookie was for shits and giggles) 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025in desperate need of a testicular torsion* device for my piercings *ball screwer-onner 010
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 14/04/2025my child refused to put their snack down so all the photos from our walk are an advertisement for the snacks 😭 000
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 13/04/2025after spending $100 this week on these little shits too 💀 thanks youtube recs 010
Reposted by ✿ marie ✿;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Weebles wobbled, but they didn’t fall down. Resilient little freaks. 2409
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I love alcohol poisoning so I like to take a shot every time Dr Gregory House does a medical malpractice 🤭 031
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 01/04/2025hey, friend, you're looking a little caffeine deprived 030
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 25/03/2025how I look reading the most depraved fanfic in the back room on break 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I don't know why I bother with toys when the toddler's favorite item is a roll of packing tape 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I just want to have the strength in my hands to crochet like I used to 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 04/03/2025if my passing from this plane is caught on camera please make sad cloud edits set to kings of leon or train or something PLEASE 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 21/02/2025looking forward to march madness* *the manic episode coming as soon as the daylight starts getting longer 010
Reposted by ✿ marie ✿eva lucía @evalucia.bsky.social · 05/02/2025they should make a separate subway system for people that have actually been out in public before 317615
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025crazy that supernatural is still so culturally relevant to so many people, I feel like I forgot about it for a decade only to find a thriving fandom no smaller than when I left 030
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025olipop apple tastes like what I imagine a golden apple inscribed "to the fairest" would taste like 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025taking claritin and benadryl in the same 24 hours for a hellish allergic reaction, aka hat man x reader 010
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025hide your girl, I'm getting real good at backing into spaces 😎 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025my sleep is so broken from work I woke up at 3 on a day off... hashtag not groovy 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025my coworkers got me hooked on popmart, not photographed is the 3 pucky roly-poly cats my child's obsessed with petting 010
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 30/12/2024what are these customers doing in the bathroom to warrant straws and napkins attempting to be flushed?? 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 27/12/2024got called a teen today ayyy, still got that youthful visage to my haters 020
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024it's giving merry and bright, santa boots the chimney sleigh all day 021
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024*drags cigarette* sick leather jacket and scowl, you look like 1985 we are the world bob dylan 010
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 18/12/2024reading the room seems to be a thing of the goddamn past because why have two imbeciles screamed about wait times when they walked into a full building and both went "busy, huh?"????? 120
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 18/12/2024fastest and least stressful car repair experience today, a true holiday miracle 010
Reposted by ✿ marie ✿Rebecca Fishbein @bfishbfish.bsky.social · 16/12/2024A nation that believes that things only have a right to exist if they are profitable and not because they provide a societal good is a nation on the brink of disaster. 5540155
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024"how are you so fit so early?" -the random british guy hitting on me this morning 130
Reposted by ✿ marie ✿𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐🦇jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachyvirgo.bsky.social · 15/12/2024 041
✿ marie ✿ @ouimarie.bsky.social · 14/12/2024just a lowly sailor and wingstop is the siren steering me to ruin 🤤 020