Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Relax, MAGA. The NFL booking Bad Bunny for the Super Bowl halftime show is not some act of wokeness. The NFL loves money above all else and are trying to expand the game into Latin America. That being said, I’m so excited about Puerto Rican representation at the Super Bowl. 🇵🇷 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 27/09/2025BREAKING: Homeland Security asks Portland residents to immediately report any instances of malfunctioning escalators. 030
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Trump loyalists must now do a cost-benefit analysis between risking indictment from the democrats when Trump is finally gone or risking indictment from Trump himself when you inevitably piss him off after you helped him stay. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Sorry Disney+ Hulu, I’m not re-subscribing until I see some big changes like you start defending the 1st Amendment and lower your price to $3.99 a month. 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Tylenol tablets: Now with a new special coating designed to delay release of Epstein files. 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Comedy is being dragged back to the Lenny Bruce era and not in the good way. #JimmyKimmel 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Alleged Charlie Kirk murderer Tyler Robinson attended a technical college in hopes of becoming an electrician. Instead he was radicalized by exposure to trans ideology…. I mean the classes were all about transformers, transistors, transducers, transponders, transceivers, transmitters… 193
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 13/09/2025All Taylor Robinson wanted out of college was to become an electrician but he was radicalized by a professor teaching about transformers. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 10/09/2025This is going to become a Halloween costume, isn’t it? 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 05/09/2025BREAKING: Latest Jobs Report sees sharp rise in manufacturing of excuses to hide the Epstein Files. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 04/09/2025If MAGA had existed at the end of World War II, they be like “Well, we know there is a list of people who helped Hitler perpetrate the Holocaust but we can’t reveal the names on that list because they are rich and some are still in positions of power”. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Breaking: US Navy sinks drug trafficking boat off coast of Venezuela, severely disrupting Don Junior’s weekend party plans. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/09/2025My dream scenario is he dies in the golf course while making a shot from the sand trap. You know, shot in the bunker. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani involved in serious car accident overnight. He’s been treated for his injuries at John Hopkins Total Landscaping and Gardens. 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Nobody truly knows where Donald Trump is now. His last known location was The Epstein Files. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 31/08/2025BREAKING: Former President Barack Obama demands to see Donald Trump’s real death certificate. 011
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/08/2025BREAKING: New survey shows baby Donald Trump surpasses baby Adolph Hitler as “Baby most likely to be murdered by future time travelers”. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Today’s mass shooting at a Minnesota school is a stark reminder to all republican politicians that it’s getting late to schedule their annual holiday family photo with all their guns. 000
Reposted by Juan Rivera, P.E.Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/07/2025When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts. 593288739
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Gavin Newsom stands up to Trump with the confidence of a man who knows he’s not on Epstein’s list. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 14/08/2025You have to understand that when Trump complains about “crime-ridden cities” what he means is “there are a lot of black people just being visible going about their daily lives and that makes me uncomfortable”. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Ghislaine Maxwell went from maximum security to minimum security/work-release-program faster than you can say "Donald Trump is on the Epstein Files" 032
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I honestly couldn't care less what that bigoted fascist, child rapist Trump has to say. This is a white people problem and white people need to stand up to him and fix it. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The ballroom Trump wants to build at the White House is so large, that just 35 of them together would cover the entirety of Epstein’s Island. 110
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Attorney General Pam Bondi: “The Epstein files have been lost in the Hawaii tsunami. However the tsunami has unearthed Obama’s real birth certificate and it’s now on my desk for complete review.” 122
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 24/07/2025The one thing the death of Ozzy Osbourne and the death of Hulk Hogan have in common is that in both instances, I was saddened by the death of Ozzy Osbourne. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Opinion: The Biblical Case for Pedophilia By Speaker Mike Johnson 020
Reposted by Juan Rivera, P.E.Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 23/07/2025CNN: The Wall Street journal is reporting that in May, AG Pam Bondi and her deputy informed the president at a meeting in the white house that his name was in the Epstein files. 953177215742
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 23/07/2025When I was a teenager, Reagan told us to be afraid of Ozzy Osbourne. Forty years later, I am terrified of Reagan's fascist legacy. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Dear Media, I really... REALLY... do not care about Bill Cosby's opinion on the passing of Malcolm Jamal Warner. Let's not stain Mr. Warner's legacy like that. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 21/07/2025When he dies, I won’t be providing the cyanide but I’ll be handing out the Kool Aid. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Puerto Ricans did not cross the US border. The US border crossed into our island. 🇵🇷 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Pro Tip: Republicans are not blocking the release of the Epstein files to protect Bill Clinton. 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Superman is white foreigner, so technically that would make him an "expat". 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Now that Elon’s American Party is a real thing, you can look at his AP party and the GOP and say unironically that both parties are the same. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Texas basically traded their early flood warning system for posters of the Ten Commandments in classrooms. 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Sure you’ll lose your Medicaid and whatnot but at least you kept Lia Thomas from getting a swimming medal. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/07/2025You just know the next cabinet meeting is going to reek of Trump Cologne. Specially Marco Rubio, he’s going to gargle that swill. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If you had "The Idaho shooter was a MAGA" in the betting pool, congratulations, you only win 1¢ because everybody guessed correctly. 011
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 29/06/2025MAGA just handed Bezos his biggest wedding gift: Billions in tax cuts! 020
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Wearing a maga hat is now an open invitation to get spit on. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If you’re in the military and have not quit yet, you too are a warmonger pig. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I hate Trump. I hate everything he stands for. I hate everyone who voted for him. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Walked past this place in Barcelona, Spain, just off La Rambla. No we didn’t dine there. 010
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 15/06/2025I’m done with the notion that any criticism of Israel, however small, amounts to antisemitism. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I bet both Biden and Kamala knew about the Ukrainian plans and were laughing their asses off when they heard Trump tell Zelenskyy “You have no cards”. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I would imagine Tulsi Gabbard is now terrified that Putin is mad at her for failing to find out about Ukraine’s drone attack. 000
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I can imagine Putin is very upset at his intelligence services not knowing about this drone attack, specially the failure of his intelligence assets in the Oval Office and the US Director of National Intelligence. 120
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Not only did Ukraine pull this major attack off without Putin knowing, he did it without Trump knowing. That’s impressive. 242
Juan Rivera, P.E. @jrivera64.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Dear Elon, Just because you are a Nazi, that does not make you Wernher Von Braun. #SpaceX #Starship 083