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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle. Occasionally NSFW He/him

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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 1h
And it’s still 2 hours late😂 6 minutes to go for Lottie
Black lab with a cuddly toy in their mouth, looking beseeching cos it’s tea time
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Scornflake Ghhhoul @scornflakegrrrl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Old school special effects just have something to them that CGI can’t do and I don’t know what it is
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In Spain, thousands protest against housing being bought up by investment funds, at the expense of ordinary people Here, men protest about poor people arriving on boats
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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forest fr1ends @forestfr1ends.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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eye @eyebright.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Read this 👇
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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @wizofthenountable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell yeah, spooky season.
Put an arch in that shit
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They closed with “This Land Is Your Land.” We needed that. Thank you to everyone who showed up, spoke out, and reminded people they still have a voice. ✊
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What an amazing event yesterday! Tom Morello brought together Joan Baez, Bruce Springsteen, and so many others at the Power to the People festival to speak up against Trump and remind us this country belongs to all of us.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that her next album cover?😁 It’s a beautiful picture of a beautiful pooch😍
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a ‘good guy’ doesn’t usually mean saying the *right* thing and then getting praise, but saying the *difficult* thing that prompts an uncomfortable silence. Follow-up post: how to be difficult www.girlonthenet.com/blog/how-to-...
girlonthenet.com
How to be difficult | A guide on challenging creep chat
Being a 'good guy' doesn't mean saying the right thing and then getting praise, but saying the difficult thing that prompts an uncomfortable silence.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You mean I’m not special?!😂
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh god, they did @brainmage.bsky.social's poem.
A prom about proper bin men

You kids today, with 'net and games,
I fought in World War 2
You're not content with airfix planes,
I fought in World War 2
In my day (nineteen ninety three),
We didn't have what's yours
Things were much simpler, much less woke,
I fought in World War 2
School lunches, Oh! Pink custard too,
Four channels on TV
Not like the iphones you have now,
Was simpler then, you see?
"Image Macros" were all the rage,
There was no twitch TV
I fought in World War 2, respect
The man who's forty three
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not me, but growing up my best friend was the vicar’s daughter, and I vividly remember one day overhearing the vicar’s wife imploring him to NOT refer to their lunch guest as “the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells” because “we have established that he does NOT find it funny”.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What's the stupidest joke you most have to fight the urge to tell? Mine is not replying to questions about whether I have any allergies with 'we'll find out together, I guess'.
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Dr. NerdLove @doctornerdlove.com · 01/10/2026
As part of my overall gig as a dating coach and advice columnist, I read a number of subreddits about dating and relationships as a way of seeing what’s in the zeitgeist and what issues come up regularly and how people respond to those issues.
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I can’t believe I have to have a real job when all I really want to do is go around solving mysteries with my capybara sidekick who sits in the sidecar of my motorcycle wearing little goggles.
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘if I were there in that room, I’d have stopped it.’ ‘if I were there in that group chat, I’d have said something.’ You're here now. What are you doing? A blog post about Cornell. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cornell/
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Cornell | What are you doing to challenge rape culture right now?
Protecting women from rape doesn't mean swooping with a sense of victory, it means starting a conversation that might leave you feeling like shit.
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Jeremy Noel-Tod @jntod.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
A printed poem which reads:

I hav for breakfast Weetabix

I hav for lunch some meat

I have for tea 2 sosajis and thats enuf to eat

Peter Hazel, 5
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m assuming this bird was surprised!
Part of a brown park bench with white bird poo in the shape of an exclamation mark. 
Green shrubs make up the background.
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Mark Carney gets the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump's head will explode. Make it happen.
Screen grab from Associated Press article. Shows a photo of Mark Carney, Canadian Prime Minister. 

WORLD NEWS
Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz
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Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney laughs when asked if Canada will apologize to the U.S. for the sake of a trade deal, during...RPead More BY ROB GILLIES Updated 12:01 a.m. EDT, September 30, 2026 Leer enespafiol
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TORONTO (AP)-- Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump. If some...
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Northern Ireland Assembly yesterday voted in favour of progressing with a bill that would ban conversion practices, with no religious exemption. A long way to go before this is law, but NI is now further ahead on delivering this key protection for LGBT people than Scotland, England or Wales.
humanists.uk
Victory! Northern Ireland Conversion Practices Ban Bill passes key vote
The Northern Ireland Assembly has voted to pass the Conversion Practices (Criminalisation) Bill at Second Stage. MLAs voted 46 in favour and 29 against, with 15 abstentions. Northern Ireland Humanists...
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’ve got racing from Newton Abbot, boxing from Bethnal Green and all the latest from the Welsh snooker championships. A fascinating afternoon of sport gets underway though with dogging from Fairford.”
Dickie Davies. Absolute king of fucking suave. Fuck you Steve Rider you Aled Jones headed ponce. DD was the daddy and all you Grandstand cunts know it.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alex Horne: "So, RAF Fairford, balacalavas, should have been an absolute doddle." Greg Davies: "Obviously". Alex Horne: "Let's see how Jimmy did, shall we?" Jimmy Carr: Face in hands
Greg Davies and Alex Horne on Taskmaster
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Allen Dace @allendace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many perts could a Pertwee wee if a Pertwee could wee perts?
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The difference in UK and US temperament is in the UK we “couldn’t care less” and the Yanks “could care less”. So the UK starts at complete disinterest, but the US has an innate level of enthusiasm that still has the capacity to move downwards. The Aussies, of course, don’t give a fuck.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be afraid Mwah ha ha!
Medieval picture of a manticore
Text;
“Pause to reveal your medieval creature 
(Gothic text) Manticore, You eat humans”
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well done! Good for you, giving them a metaphorical kick in the financial fork😁
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Ale @alepresser.com · 28/09/2026
Dear readers, I beg you to watch this to understand a lil bit what's happening in my home country. You think Trump is bad? Well, you're absolutely right, he's probably the WORST, but he's not the only one out there!
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Brazil Elections 2026: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Birthday!🥳
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning you beautiful creatures Remember, you are all gorgeous xx
A lone oak tree stands in a freshly sown wheat field, the first, green growth just poking through, 
The morning sun is topping its crown, shining through high cirrus clouds. 
A line of trees on the horizon are silhouetted by the milky sky.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s the sort of lurgy where I have no patience with anything. Shit TV is just annoying me😂
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Unfortunately, Lottie makes a crap nurse🐶😂 (She’s pretty good at cuddles) Glad you’re being well looked after. Hope you feel better soon, too.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling sorry for myself with the lurgy🤧☹️ Wouldn’t mind, but I don’t seem to be able to muster concentration for anything I try to do to distract myself. Brb, just going to wallow in self pity
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of me on the bus: mid 20s, sinewy speed-weasel affect, tats, vest, big chain necklaces, Ibiza tan, absolutely rocking out to whatever he’s listening to on his big DJ cans. And KNITTING. What the genuine fuck. I want to pat him on the head and beam in a nanna way
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
what a resume
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

ACTRESS, VAMPIRE SLAYER, GAY ICON
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