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St Mark-le-bone @marklebone.bsky.social · 12h
Reminded me of the delightful match box warning
Photo of the back side edge of a match box. A small stick-child has their left arm on fire, and looks surprised and upset. A warning states "Danger! Fire kills children"
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 13h
The warning sign for the airbag + child seat is fabulously evocative.
The warning label for a car seat, with three pictures: 
1) a rear-facing car seat with a child in, in front of an airbag. This has a big red circle with a cross through it, indicating not to do this
2) the air bag pushing forward, shown by an arrow, flinging the seat into the air and yeeting the child upwards and forward, head first
3) a hand point at an instruction manual, presumably so you can find out more horrific ways your child can die.
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Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Mal Franks @merseymal.com · 26/09/2026
Ummm
Facebook post from Classic FM on 25th September 2026 with text "Happy birthday, Shostakovich! Born on this day, 120 years ago"

There's a black and white photograph with text saying "Born on this day in 1906. Dmitri Shostakovich. Classic FM"

The photograph is of Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 26/09/2026
The point at which you start to sympathise with the Pope rather than Galileo
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey, Crazy! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Frog! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When my wife and I disagree on the pronunciation of a type of antelope and then David Attenborough says it my way on the documentary:
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Piano Teacher, directed by Michael Haneke, 2001. Dina www.instagram.com/topblrrfc/
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 22/09/2026
Me, when my plate is empty but partner still has fries left.
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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣
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Rachel Charlton-Dailey @rachelcdailey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today I learnt that Charles Dance's dad was born in 1874. And THEN Charles Dance's youngest kid was born in 2012. Imagine being 14, and your Granda served in the Second Boer War.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have standby tickets for a few weeks time and unfortunately I now need to murder two people so that I can definitely get in.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just spontaneously remembering the moment in Baldur's Gate 3 where Raphael hates you so much he breaks into fully orchestrated song during the boss fight about how you're going to die.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How do I tell BBC News to never ever send me another news alert about Princess Diana, a woman who died nearly 30yrs ago
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Doug Henwood @doughenwood.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Touching display of solidarity
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Delaying an Al doomsday would benefit investors too
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s an Emmy winner!!!
@katiedippold tweet:

TBT to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

(Image of Katie in full babadook costume and makeup surrounded by people in casual clothes)
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Chris Davies @crd37.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Incredibly effective use of drone art here
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My goodness the Ocarina of Time remake looks just perfect. Exactly how i remember it / how my brain interpreted the graphics of the N64. My heart! youtu.be/EXVtpeXijcs?...
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Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake vs Original | Switch 2 vs N64 Comparison
YouTube video by Nintenduo World
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konnaire @konnaire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Putting the :/ in https://
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've laughed at this for three minutes straight
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Helen O'Hara @helenlohara.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Extremely important fancy kitchenware news, via @wheatles.bsky.social. blog.trekcore.com/2026/09/star... I'm only sharing because I've ordered already.
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Le Creuset Cookware Announces New LE CREUSET x STAR TREK Collaboration for 60th Anniversary
The first big announcement for STAR TREK’s 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
He has a tattoo of his ex #Cat #Caturday
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Ben Morgan @benjlmorgan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
for heavens sake
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“ageless trickster god Bugs Bunny” truly is like my favorite piece of media analysis in the history of tumblr like I know that maybe isn’t what they SET OUT to do but it IS one hundred percent what they did
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There are more variations in the order of a deck of 52 playing cards than there are atoms on Earth. If you shuffle a deck of cards really well, that combination has almost certainly never existed in the whole of human history.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've never been one to believe language is fixed and can never evolve, but someone just told me my hire car has "been arrived" as I returned it and now I must go on a murderous rampage.
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Cartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Aardman is auctioning more than 220 puppets, props, and pieces of art for its 50th anniversary. Models of Wallace, Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, Feathers McGraw, Morph, and more are up for grabs. www.cartoonbrew.com/auctions/wal...
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‘Wallace & Gromit,’ ‘Shaun the Sheep' Artifacts Head To Auction
More than 220 Aardman puppets, props, and pieces of artwork will be auctioned to celebrate the studio’s 50th anniversary.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Really good cat of the month pic from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. a joy.
Portrait of a confused looking black cat coming out of a Big Stretch.
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Matt is Just Trying His Best @thegrampus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Whoever decided to promote Coyote vs Acme by letting Wile E do an AMA using only signs deserves all the praise.
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Haylezilla Minus Zero @heyhayley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Crying
Reddit comment: "rumour has it that David Zaslav was paid off by ACME to cancel your film, what is your opinion on this?"

Wile E Coyote, holding a sign that says "it's a limited number of signs"
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UK Government Petitions @petitions.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Rejected petition: "Make full eclipses an annual occurrence in the UK and a Public Holiday." #RejectedPetition
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Rejected petition: Make full eclipses an annual occurrence in the UK and a Public Holiday.
Eclipses are an awesome phenomenon and it is unfair that Spain had a full one and we didn’t. I want a full eclipse in the UK every year and for it to be a Public Holiday.
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yo, most cinema chains seem to be supporting National Cinema Weekend with some form of discount. All of Odeon, Vue, and Cineworld - along with my beloved Ritzy and the Picturehouse chain - are doing £4 tickets. Go see Coyote Vs ACME and then join my campaign to get Animaniacs on a streaming platform
Exterior of the Ritzy cinema in Brixton, with the marquee text saying 
"National Cinema Weekend
"Saturday 5th & Sunday 6th
"All tickets £4"
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wheatles @wheatles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok so Coyote Vs ACME is tonnes of fun obviously, but also I now want a long read on why WB has forever been obsessed with Peter Lorre
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Samuel Pinney @ginbrogueshats.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Join your local MakerSpace, it's a communist workshop for weirdos. Other positives: 1) You can play with 3D printers and then get bored without buying one. 2) Once board you can find another weird thing to learn. 3) Everyone is very nice.
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