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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle. Occasionally NSFW He/him

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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And it’s still 2 hours late😂 6 minutes to go for Lottie
Black lab with a cuddly toy in their mouth, looking beseeching cos it’s tea time
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m assuming this bird was surprised!
Part of a brown park bench with white bird poo in the shape of an exclamation mark. 
Green shrubs make up the background.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be afraid Mwah ha ha!
Medieval picture of a manticore
Text;
“Pause to reveal your medieval creature 
(Gothic text) Manticore, You eat humans”
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning you beautiful creatures Remember, you are all gorgeous xx
A lone oak tree stands in a freshly sown wheat field, the first, green growth just poking through, 
The morning sun is topping its crown, shining through high cirrus clouds. 
A line of trees on the horizon are silhouetted by the milky sky.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just back from birthday adventures. Swam here, it was quite amazing. (And a bit bracing!)
Still waters on a Lakeland tarn, reflecting cotton wool clouds in a blue sky. Green hills ring the far shore. The photo is take at the level of the water.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Happy #BankHolidayBumDay to all who celebrate
A naked white dude with a cute butt is lying on his front. The viewer can only see his left shoulder, back, arse and legs. 
His legs are bet upwards at 90°, feet together. The background is edited plain black
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oldest nude in camera roll 2017 (from another place with a different handle)
Black and white photo. 
Naked torso of hairy, muscly, white man. 
He is taking a picture in a bathroom mirror. Background is slate-effect tiles. He is side on, one can see muscly chest, abs, right arm and just a hint of thick cock
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How it feels to follow me
Monty Python era Michael Palin as an old man chained to a wall in a dungeon. 
“You lucky, lucky bastard” is superimposed in large-font block capitals
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A black and white image of Alexi Sayle with an urban back drop behind him. 
As if taken from a high vantage point.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Been for a bit of a swim. The locals were friendly.
A loggerhead turtle swims I clear azure sea. It is just breaching for air.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We appear to have hobbit holes at the new job😁
A round entrance to a tunnel is in the centre of the picture. 
A  dirt path runs into it. 
The entrance is ringed by greenery. 
It is dark in the tunnel.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#HappyHumpDay
A muscly naked bloke is lying prone on a grey rug on a green lawn. 
He is face down with his sexy buttocks and hunky tattooed back showing. 
The sun is shining on him
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Check out this little cutie, without a care in the world🥹
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sending butt-wiggles in an attempt to make the day more bearable
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Morning🖤
Pic taken from poster’s POV. 
A small, black coffee cup with cream interior. It contains black coffee. A lefthand holds the small handle, only half-appearing in frame. 
The background is a plain, light-coloured wall. There is a wooden chair with a cream blanket on it,mainly obscured by the cup.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Not a scoobie going on up there. How I envy her😂
A black Labrador bitch lies on a turquoise blanket with a small teddy bear in her mouth. Only her head a shoulders are visible. 
She has a crazed expression on her face.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Rolls eyes in entire culture
On-line Scrabble board. Notification rectangle appears in front of the game “Invalid word. IRIE is not in our dictionary”
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Post-bike recovery drink with electrolyte packet😁🍺
A pint of pilsner and a packet of Seabrook’s ready salted crisps sit on a round table (outside a pub, not seen)
A black labrador with an orange harness sits looking eagerly off to the right of shot. 
There might be crisps involved. 
There are parked cars in the background
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Messing about on the bike on the way home from a fun night out. Finding half remembered trails and new cafes😁
An espresso cup, a piece of flapjack and a glass of water sit on a pine bench in sunlight. 
The bench is sited on a paved veranda attached to a sandstone building.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
No cheating, your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. (Well, this is going to end with one of us crying)
Data, the android from Star Trek: The Next Generation, is sat at a table in the galley, leaning forward
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
A black and white photo of a white man’s head and upper torso, against a blank, light background. 
His head is bowed, his right hand on the top of his head. His right arm obscuring his face, which is in shadow. His bicep and shoulder are well defined.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@eyebright.bsky.social Saw these and thought of you
A spray of white snowdrops on a green lawn with the skeletons of shrubs dotted about the lawn.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A white espresso mug and saucer with a Turkish coffee in it. 
There is a small copper metal jug with straight handle, an espresso glass filled with sugar sachets and a red napkin accompanying it. 
All rest on a gold-coloured metal dish.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It did stop eventually😂
Screen shot of Strava activity log:

Title: Run for the bus. 

Distance: 5.04 km
Avg pace: 5:26/km
Moving time: 27:22
Elevation gain: 24m
Calories: 411 
Avg heart rate 159 bpm
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Can’t get much better than a warm fire, a full belly and a snoozing dog on your lap🥹
Headshot of a fast asleep black lab. Her head is nestle on a dark orange blanket. She looks like she’s smiling and her ear is flipped up like it’s pointed. 
She is gorgeous.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
For your near-birthday viewing pleasure😁 (With added kilt and hand-porn😊)
A white man in a black kilt against a terracotta wall. He is topless. 
His hands and forearms are thick and muscly. He has a hairy chest. 
He stands in profile to the camera.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
An adorable, but melancholy raccoon
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Theoretically, it is possible…”
Picture with block text 
“What can you say during sex, but also on the bridge of a federation starship.”
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wintry sun on the bike commute in. A touch parky🥶
Wintry sun shining through birch trees. Taken a 9am in early January
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This will come in useful in union negotiations with management😁
Swearsky Your 2026 word 

The word “gobshite” appears on the blue screen.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year you wonderful, beautiful people. (CW: naked Fumbly)
Naked bloke on a bed, photo edited to blackout the background. Lying prone on his front one can see a awesome tribal style tattoo on his back. Is it a phoenix or a cosmic starfish?
His cute bum is also visible.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Morning, you gorgeous creatures xxx Last sunrise of the year. It’s beautiful And so are you💛
A frosty winter wheat field with the sun rising behind a sole mature oak. The sky is pastel pinks and blues.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Nude Thread! Repost or comment with your own nude
A Caucasian naked male body lies prone, face down. The viewer can see his shoulders, back, cute arse and legs. He has an impressive tattoo on his back nearest the camera. 
The picture is taken over his shoulder.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Merry Christmas you beauties xx
Black and white photo. 
A naked, bald-headed, beardy man sits in darkness with his head bowed. He has his knees to his chest and his arms clasped upon them. His head is bowed. His legs, knees, chest and face are illuminated  by Xmas lights, which are draped over him.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy Solstice everyone. Enjoying the seasonal weather.
Grey 100% Humidity in the South Pennines. 
A wet drystone wall in the foreground is the only visible feature.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Random internal monologue. If I were a hitman I’d place one of these on their pillow. “The mark of death is upon you”💀😬 Welcome to my world.
A small soft toy of Paddington bear on a pale surface. 
There toy is dressed in the famous red bucket hat and blue coat.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Too drunk to fuck
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. 
The banner below the picture reads:
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Super Beef Three Way!
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. 
The banner below the picture reads:
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Oh, for fuck’s sake….
The sun shines over a Martian plain, low hills in the background. Everything has an orange tint. In the middle ground stands a space rocket Two astronauts in white and orange space suits stand in the foreground, to the left of the picture, slightly facing the camera. 
The banner below the picture reads:
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Oh, we have been☺️
Polyamory flag with text “November 23 is Polyamory Day. Celebrate!”
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I mean, it goes without saying😂 (but that’s a completely different gif)
Squidward’s hands holding a blank piece of paper. On it “you’re a celebrity” is written
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Raised fist of solidarity. Dark red on white background. Surrounding circle of small triangles pointing inward to signify movement/impact
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Bit of a grind out on the bike. Headwind and rough surfaces to start. Rewarded by a rainbow at the top of the ride, after 4 miles of steady ascent on smooth tarmac. 4 miles of free speed on the at back😁
A moorland vista, bright sunshine and scudding clouds over grass and heather moors. A tarmac road starts from the right lower corner of the picture and runs into the centre before disappearing over a brow. 
The photographer’s site is looking down the slope, stood in the lee of a small building, its shadow dominating the foreground. 
A rainbow can be seen in the centre of the picture, dawning light bridging the narrow valley.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
NEW INK!!😁 Still healing, but keen to show off. I’d like to know what you think it looks like, currently I’ve had about 6 different opinions.
B&W photo of  white male naked torso. Taken from behind. Lit from the left. Dark background. 
His arms are outstretched horizontally, but only in frame above mid bicep. 
On the left hand upper quarter of his broad back there is a tribal-style tattoo. 
It is abstract but looks like a phoenix, or a dragon,or an eagle, or a comet, or a deep sea creature with a never blinking eye, or a…..
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Unsolicited Vic pic
Picture of comedian Victoria Wood as character “Kimberley” 
B&W pic, beret pulled down awkwardly over actress’s head with gormless expression on her face.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
But of course!😁
“The Hero” in white all caps on a red and black abstract background
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
She is the cutest sleepy girl #DogsOfBluesky #LottieTheDog
Sleeping black Labrador on an orange blanketCute and snoozy black labrador bitch on an orange blanket.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Just getting ready to pose for my compulsory UK ID photo.
A Yorkshire Terrier with a 90’s indie swoop haircut.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Your last save pic is your moral philosophy Yup
Text reading:

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
When your floor needs to be justified and ancient.
Van door with a sign saying KLF Flooring
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