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Even more weather-beaten, overgrown and definitely ramshackle. Occasionally NSFW He/him

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 3h
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 53m
If Mark Carney gets the Nobel Peace Prize, Trump's head will explode. Make it happen.
Screen grab from Associated Press article. Shows a photo of Mark Carney, Canadian Prime Minister. 

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Mark Carney's stand against Trump leads to Nobel Peace Prize and Time Person of the Year buzz
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Canada Prime Minister Mark Carney laughs when asked if Canada will apologize to the U.S. for the sake of a trade deal, during...RPead More BY ROB GILLIES Updated 12:01 a.m. EDT, September 30, 2026 Leer enespafiol
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TORONTO (AP)-- Mark Carney built a global profile in 2026 by standing up to U.S. President Donald Trump. If some...
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 16h
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Northern Ireland Assembly yesterday voted in favour of progressing with a bill that would ban conversion practices, with no religious exemption. A long way to go before this is law, but NI is now further ahead on delivering this key protection for LGBT people than Scotland, England or Wales.
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Victory! Northern Ireland Conversion Practices Ban Bill passes key vote
The Northern Ireland Assembly has voted to pass the Conversion Practices (Criminalisation) Bill at Second Stage. MLAs voted 46 in favour and 29 against, with 15 abstentions. Northern Ireland Humanists...
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I'm not saying every tech degree should require a humanities minor but can we at least get 20 min to play the simpsons monorail episode
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Micah @rincewind.run · 28/09/2026
karl just put on the damn hot dog suit next time
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’ve got racing from Newton Abbot, boxing from Bethnal Green and all the latest from the Welsh snooker championships. A fascinating afternoon of sport gets underway though with dogging from Fairford.”
Dickie Davies. Absolute king of fucking suave. Fuck you Steve Rider you Aled Jones headed ponce. DD was the daddy and all you Grandstand cunts know it.
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Daniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Alex Horne: "So, RAF Fairford, balacalavas, should have been an absolute doddle." Greg Davies: "Obviously". Alex Horne: "Let's see how Jimmy did, shall we?" Jimmy Carr: Face in hands
Greg Davies and Alex Horne on Taskmaster
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Allen Dace @allendace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many perts could a Pertwee wee if a Pertwee could wee perts?
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The difference in UK and US temperament is in the UK we “couldn’t care less” and the Yanks “could care less”. So the UK starts at complete disinterest, but the US has an innate level of enthusiasm that still has the capacity to move downwards. The Aussies, of course, don’t give a fuck.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be afraid Mwah ha ha!
Medieval picture of a manticore
Text;
“Pause to reveal your medieval creature 
(Gothic text) Manticore, You eat humans”
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Ale @alepresser.com · 28/09/2026
Dear readers, I beg you to watch this to understand a lil bit what's happening in my home country. You think Trump is bad? Well, you're absolutely right, he's probably the WORST, but he's not the only one out there!
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Brazil Elections 2026: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning you beautiful creatures Remember, you are all gorgeous xx
A lone oak tree stands in a freshly sown wheat field, the first, green growth just poking through, 
The morning sun is topping its crown, shining through high cirrus clouds. 
A line of trees on the horizon are silhouetted by the milky sky.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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FumblyPrimate @fumblyprimate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling sorry for myself with the lurgy🤧☹️ Wouldn’t mind, but I don’t seem to be able to muster concentration for anything I try to do to distract myself. Brb, just going to wallow in self pity
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Lucy Fishwife 🥐 @lucyfishwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy sitting in front of me on the bus: mid 20s, sinewy speed-weasel affect, tats, vest, big chain necklaces, Ibiza tan, absolutely rocking out to whatever he’s listening to on his big DJ cans. And KNITTING. What the genuine fuck. I want to pat him on the head and beam in a nanna way
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/09/2026
what a resume
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

ACTRESS, VAMPIRE SLAYER, GAY ICON
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Joe Scaramanga @joescaramanga.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Finally, something from "the good old days" that would be worth bringing back.
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Rolf Oldejans @rolfoldejans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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John Angus Spencer-Barnes 🏳️‍🌈 @johnbarnes.org · 26/09/2026
It was wonderful to lead the Preston Pride parade today as the Town Crier and Bellman of the city and to make the opening proclamation. Love is love my friends.
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good CaturDogDay Morning….
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why:
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not
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Sarah May @sarahmay1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Screenshot of what appears to be a FB post from a user called freewildstrawberries.

Text reads:

What sucks is that life could be *so* easy, so fucking easy. There is so much stuff rotting in storage units, in garages, nearly half of all food goes to waste, there's enough clothing for the next *6* generations! We don't even need to be working really at all, our ancestors broke down their bodies to build all this shit, the least we could do is slow down to actually utilize and fairly distribute it all. Instead, we all suffer endlessly while 8 men control half the world's wealth. Fuck
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just read in the paper that a gang of thieves have stolen 50 crates of Red Bull from a warehouse. I don’t know how those people sleep at night.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this isn't conjecture. This is the EXACT reason why one of the quickest ways to shut down a fash with a camera is to start shouting: "this video is brought to you by SquareSpace!" INSTANT demonitization. Because the streaming/social platforms already protect their advertisers more than the state.
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
will say it again: the most effective way to curb far right agitators like Lowe, "Tommo" et. al. would be to stop their ability to earn money for it from social media or live streaming. So much of it is grifting for revenue, not attention.
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
After the windows got put in a second time, today i go passed and someone has put cute messages in post-it notes over the damage. Its really lovely. Fascism has nothing for this kind of gesture <3
Photo of the shop window of Queer bookshop "Category is Books"
The glass has been smashed in two places. Someone has placed brightly coloured post-it notes with affirming messages all over the damage in support of the shop and staff.
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Gulf Of Mexico Keir Hardie @scatterkeir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we can fund the country by taxing the rich with their full consent this way: 1: massive fines for fascist criminals 2: fines eagerly paid on their behalf by fascist billionaires
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Mort
The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.
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Meepy @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this What do you mean I have misunderstood the word dogging? Oh. Oh I see. Oh good lord.
A flat bed truck disguised as a dog. For some reason.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21/09/2026
Lib Dems reject ‘discriminatory and unworkable’ EHRC guidance on transgender people
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Lib Dems reject ‘discriminatory and unworkable’ EHRC guidance on transgender people
Motion passed at party conference calls for new approach to implementing ruling that legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex only The Liberal Democrats have rejected official guidance by the equalities watchdog on how organisations should implement the supreme court ruling on transgender people, calling it “discriminatory and unworkable”. The motion, passed overwhelmingly at the party’s annual conference in Brighton, makes the Lib Dems the first of the big three parties in parliament to call for a new approach to implementing last year’s ruling that the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex only. The Greens have previously done so. Continue reading...
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Garth Merenghi knows writers you use subtext, and they're all cowards.
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Things that aren't patriotic: - Racism - Moving abroad for tax purposes Things that are patriotic: - A love and sense of duty to your country, including paying taxes that contribute to it
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Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Praying they missed a comma.
Cops Who Kill With Will Mellor
2023 • 1 series • Entertainment / Factual
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Local story takes quite a swerve just before the page turn.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Urban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The WAR ON WALKING has taken many forms around the world. It’s often as simple as how we signal who space is and isn’t for. Once our eyes are opened to all the ways we’ve prioritized cars over people, we can’t unsee it. Frustrating photo contributed by @stadsplanering.bsky.social. #WarOnWalking
Background photo from North Macedonia, where “sidewalks are mostly used to park cars” as explained by photo contributor Carl-Henrik Barnekow. Text says “Don’t buy the lie that there’s a war on cars. They’ve been waging a war on walking for a century.” Via the Urban Truth Collective. #WarOnCars #UrbanTruth
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is everything
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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fixed that story about Sir Jim Ratcliffe on the BBC.
Picture of man smiling with tea-mug. Headline reads: "Non-Billionaire who actually lives in the UK and pays its taxes says he has lost confidence in the super-rich", with sub-header: 'One of Britain's taxpayers says he has lost confidence in billionaires, describing them as "on the take"".
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bruce Lee remembering the time he secretly opened a jar of kimchi in the back of Goldie Hawn's car, and blamed rotten smell on Chuck Norris's awful farting.
Top off. Bruce Lee smiles wistfully while eating.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Peter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you think closing an RNLI station is done by people with "legitimate concerns" you really need to give your head a wobble. It's an unforgivable act of thuggery.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I remember outrage about Just Stop Oil blocking a street, just in case an ambulance had to drive down it. Not because an ambulance was prevented from doing so, you understand. Just the abstract idea that one might have to.
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