Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 15hMace Windu: The sith have returned. Yoda: No! Who is it? Mace Windu: The guy we’ve been chatting to for decades who started a big galactic war and that. And the lads we’ve been fighting regularly who are his apprentices. Yoda: What a shock! 061
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well, you have to say that’s magnificent. 3102
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026US official frantically writing the new official back story for the Fairford Doggers.static.klipy.comStephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing PaperALT: Stephen J. Cannell Typing & Throwing Paper 3215
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve already closed my ring for the day. I’d leave it a few minutes. 010
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comErnie's Facepalm (Hi Bts)ALT: Ernie's Facepalm (Hi Bts) 040
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Those newly released Stevie Wonder songs are great. What a gift. 140
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Breaking: Further photo released from RAF Fairford. Police are still determining if there is a painted sign at the side of the road nearby that drew the gang in. 1213
Reposted by Public BenjaminGavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post. 34719154
Reposted by Public BenjaminJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oof www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...theguardian.comStevie Wonder releases four unheard songs from Songs in the Key of Life sessionsPreviously unreleased material comes as Wonder marks 50th anniversary of album with arena tour 1104
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@discokidnap.northsky.social This is a great bunch of lads. Thought of you when I found it. :)youtu.beCHVRCHES *Hollywood Forever Cemetery* Los Angeles - Full ShowYouTube video by CHVRCHES Latinoamérica 120
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh good. How fortuitous. Gakpo and Isak both injured now. #LFC 040
Reposted by Public BenjaminWhy Don't YouTube? @whydontyoutube.bsky.social · 27/09/202650 YEARS AGO TODAY: Play School, and more directly Johnny Ball, introduces a new presenter to play a leaf game with. 42612
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tuchel: “Hold on, Spain attack in numbers and also defend in numbers?”static.klipy.comRenata Sorrah Confused by Math FormulasALT: Renata Sorrah Confused by Math Formulas 120
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“I’ve never felt so good, I’ve never felt so strong” 2190
Reposted by Public BenjaminChauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Went to make my elderly mum's tea and then came back to watch the football. It's hard to see someone you once loved struggling with mobility and selfishly demanding attention. But that's Ronaldo for you. 2361369
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“I don’t have access during the week so I could head down” “Same here” “Do you like Peaky Blinders?” 1111
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just remembered that Kemi Badenoch doesn’t like sandwiches. 1110
Reposted by Public BenjaminBaroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Feeling blessed today on my 77th birthday ❤️🥳❤️ 5368340
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We had a teacher who played us Bridge Over Troubled Water on vinyl in full, which the entire school listened to in silence, and he said nothing afterwards before dismissing us. 3210
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Daniel Thomas. Two first names. No further questions, your honour. 160
Reposted by Public BenjaminRobocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Except there ain't nothing free, because there's no guarantees. 031
Reposted by Public BenjaminMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 258107
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026music.apple.comI'm so Bored with the U.S.A. (2013 Remastered) by The Clash on Apple MusicSong · 1977 · Duration 2:24 120
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I think the story actually was that he had to place his flaccid member in the severed dead pig’s head as part of an initiation ceremony. And that’s why it was all fine. 350
Public Benjamin @publicbenjamin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wonder what Earl Spencer will make of United’s late equaliser? Exclusive on BBC Breakfast tomorrow. 250
