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BagaYaba

@fuggitimtired.bsky.social
665 followers 821 following 586 posts

Your basic crone in the woods. Occasionally shouts decent quips while I try to be kind in a cranky world. Absolutely love dinosaurs

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Mon Mothra @flobbert.bsky.social · 19h
I forget who said it regarding Eminem but “nobody has had so little to say but said it so well”
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Paul is such a cool cat. I swear he understands English and loves to be held more than any cat I've ever met ❤️
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
logging on
Still from the television show Bob's Burgers showing Tammy running away from the camera with text that reads "(crying, farting)"
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Wurlitzer band organ at the Bushnell Park Carousel in Hartford has “9 to 5”
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Garfield BURP
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shut the fuck up, Bibi
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 24/09/2026
me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The spiders you eat in your sleep were actually hunting the mites living in your eyelashes
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/09/2026
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me traveling to 2008 to warn myself about all of this: “it’s so wild, trump is president, there’s a war with Iran, two YouTube jerkoffs are doing press conferences at the pentagon” My younger self: “I see you’re married too” Me: “yeah” MYS: “and how’s *turns to the camera borat voice* MY WIFE!?”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The 5 Neat Guys, study them carefully youtu.be/Q6j_DFFxV-Y
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5 Neat Guys (John Candy, Eugeny Levy, Joey Flaherty, Dave Thomas, Rick Moranis) | SCTV
YouTube video by SCTV
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shaking with sarcastic excitement for the annual Dusting Of The Knick Knacks. My cat really wants to "help".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/10/2024
ROOMMATE: Thank god we found the alien shapeshifter before it could escape containment. Imagine if that thing made it into the general population! ME: (fully aware he’s the alien but he promised to drive me to the airport in the morning) No kidding. Would you like another glass of gasoline?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
porchy morningtimes chonky dew drops gallumphing hey hey shouty bird
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gonna start prefacing any compliment with "your slutty little" - did you get a slutty little haircut? I love it - I admire your slutty little work ethic - hey man, good job on your slutty little presentation today
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
baby grand pianos imply the existence of sex organs
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is real good
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Went back to my old TV from a giant 55 inch. This is so much better and I can't explain why
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Toonami Nation @toonamiswim35.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had to find that quote Stan Lee said on racism & bigotry and instead I'm gonna post his entire quote from his soapbox,This read is worth your time.
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
From: Allegro non Troppo (1976), dir. Bruno Bozzetto, Bruno Bozzetto Film
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
One of my bucket list dreams is to go to the tulsa state fair with sturgill Simpson and just have fun
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
can i ask something without you calling me stupid? great. is every bald guy the same soul shared across many bodies or
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
They want us to die. Why don't people see that? They don't need our money. They want robots for labor instead of people. That's why they kill Healthcare. They. Want. Us. To. Die.
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'm drink and watching the movie Paul. I'm going to drink another beer while watching Spaced. Anyone who thinks this isn't the best use of a Friday should understand i also got Whole-lotta-enchilada box from Taco Bueno.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes asking you this important question
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Neighbor got a pool! First time swimming in like 4 years :)
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/08/2026
when anyone tries to say El-Sayed didn't win by enough or whatever, show them this
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
im gonna frow up
haley stevens
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Brawlcats @brawlcats.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trump believes he can tweet this war to an end.
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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just watched Midsummer with the hubby. He looked scared but i had no notes.
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 01/08/2026
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/11/2025
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
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IRANZYE ART @iranzye.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Huge Western cowboy fan. In 2023, I submitted my paintings to an Arizona gallery. The owner loved them, the. asked for a photo of me, then the racial slurs began. I was devastated. That became CHASED OUT OF THE WEST, a Western/Thriller/Action comic. Coming this August. Hope YOU'LL like it. ❌Racism
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Forever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Artwork by Maurice Pépin for the cover of Le Sourire, March 1933.
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
COP: do you have any drugs or alcohol in the car? ME: no COP: [radios to partner] swing and a miss. this guys a nerd
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