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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 22h

My stomach cramped from reading this

BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 22h

I drive a Scion IQ. I'm the biggest envy when pulling into Kum-and-Go. Filled up my tank for $18 and disappeared into the night for another month

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 22h

Can't believe Dale was right the whole time

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Mon Mothra @flobbert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I forget who said it regarding Eminem but “nobody has had so little to say but said it so well”

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ted can't look normal no matter what. Fucking dork.

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Paul is such a cool cat. I swear he understands English and loves to be held more than any cat I've ever met ❤️

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yeah there was a nasty incident or five in oklahoma a few years ago

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But i yell the "i learned it from you" at my husband like 3 times a week

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That show did so much damage to me when I was a young girl

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I named a bitchy squirrel Sephiroth the other day. He threw a branch at another squirrel

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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Wurlitzer band organ at the Bushnell Park Carousel in Hartford has “9 to 5”

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

they begged me to lay low until after the midterms but writing raps about affordability isn’t just something I can turn off

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Marrying into the Ingalls family has taught me these people were/are insane

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That might be the most compelling thing I've ever watched

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 24/09/2026

me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The spiders you eat in your sleep were actually hunting the mites living in your eyelashes

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They don't sell the ones they love!

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me traveling to 2008 to warn myself about all of this: “it’s so wild, trump is president, there’s a war with Iran, two YouTube jerkoffs are doing press conferences at the pentagon” My younger self: “I see you’re married too” Me: “yeah” MYS: “and how’s *turns to the camera borat voice* MY WIFE!?”

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I would love to have my whole yard replaced by moss. But i live in a town with "Sand" in the name so it can't happen

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Shaking with sarcastic excitement for the annual Dusting Of The Knick Knacks. My cat really wants to "help".

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is going to occupy my brain the rest of the week

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"What's your fascination with kids genitals?" with a disgusted look on your face is the best way to shut them up. I also like making bigots feel bad and ashamed :)

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ceej @ceej.online · 25/10/2024

ROOMMATE: Thank god we found the alien shapeshifter before it could escape containment. Imagine if that thing made it into the general population! ME: (fully aware he’s the alien but he promised to drive me to the airport in the morning) No kidding. Would you like another glass of gasoline?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

porchy morningtimes chonky dew drops gallumphing hey hey shouty bird

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

As a mom I'd like to point out that you forgot to fill the list with Mike Patton and all his projects.

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BagaYaba @fuggitimtired.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That was me being shocked by the copy machine first thing in the morning

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

gonna start prefacing any compliment with "your slutty little" - did you get a slutty little haircut? I love it - I admire your slutty little work ethic - hey man, good job on your slutty little presentation today

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