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James Blonde

@strangerthangs.bsky.social
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🪷 Still waiting for my ovaries to drop 🪷 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iruuarqfnh…

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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 12h
It appears every day is, step on your dick Republican day
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you zoom in on a praying mantis, it’s holding a little rosary and whispering our fathers like your grandma.
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Lady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some of you weirdos like and bookmark photos of mine from months ago and that’s exactly why I don’t follow everyone back. lmfao
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An evening drive in the rain is top tier
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for your disinterest
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey men If you don’t have the balls to repost my post about how you are failing at calling out rape culture - don’t bother fucking liking the post. Mkay Bye
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was having a moment today. Thank you for listening and being so sweet and kind
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re so elder Gen Z with all your lowercase letters
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As the days get colder my bed fills with books, computer, journals, pens, papers, headphones and me. It becomes my place to do everything, a safe cozy den until it’s time to go outside again
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you know management is trying to hide something.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
People are complicated. Avoid unnecessary exposure and approach with caution.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh the people outside are frightening
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Internet has made dumb people even dumber.
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been terminally online since a young age
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does tar and feathering come before the French haircut, asking for millions of women
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody hears a tree while it’s growing, but they’re pretty loud when they break.
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can someone who voted for Trump, send me some gas money
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re not asking your son what would he do than u don’t understand the assignment
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People think we're going to end this madness by voting
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many men does it take to help one woman? Apparently not 57
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PapaJ @michiganpapa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does." William James
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Communication is key to making things worse
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I wish you were real.
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Jess @ennui-haver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some of u, very cool. others? shape up.
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sorry I made my feelings your problem
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rule number one , don't tell anyone anything ever
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We must completely destroy the lives of the Cornell rapists The message needs to be loud!!!
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything can be soup, if you try hard enough
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the year of hanging on by a thread
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Open up that third eye so I can lick it
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. It used to be fun here
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is all very stupid and I would like to go home.
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No Trick Pony @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a dirty mind because I won't submit to brainwashing.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just because we’re in a room together doesn’t mean we need to talk.
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thank you Barbara, for updating me on your colonoscopy
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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sufficiently steaming mad from today’s news and I must get to work, fueled solely by vitriol and the fires of hell otherwise known as reality
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I post for me, if anyone else enjoys it that's not my problem
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I try not to worry cause nothing is real anymore
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Leela 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice. The worst thing about the internet is that everyone has a voice.
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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How dare your perspective make sense
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James Blonde @strangerthangs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I guess the end game is probably the Constitution
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Rick Havoc @rickhavoc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe they should let him rename the Ford Theatre so we can achieve the same ending.
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally leaving a group chat like Tim Robbins emerging from the Shawshank sewer pipe.
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The Real Beardium @beardium.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Scrolling BlueSky dot app while wearing my bifocal safety goggles
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm gonna start wandering the grocery store with my hand over my face like Bishop. #AEWDynamite
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
need an elephant to pick me up and throw me into the sun
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