Reposted by FionnuisceRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 12hIf I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else 527377745
Reposted by FionnuisceJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 20hThe essence of a great three star review from SD here. And why newspapers must stop insisting their reviewers pretend everything is one or five stars, for clicks. Most things are three stars. And that is always worth dissecting. 7474
Reposted by FionnuisceThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It was proven, without doubt and to massive global fanfare, that even the best chess player who ever lived could not beat a machine. Totemic, worldwide news! And then everyone immediately realised it was about as meaningful as realising no one could beat a wall at tennis, shrugged, and moved on. 2207
Reposted by FionnuisceRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 253937740
Reposted by FionnuisceEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/09/2026journalists: please read my article about how yet another tech genius is revolutionising your cultural intake by tailoring your recommendations algorithmically according to your bespoke tastes! also journalists: what do you mean you haven’t heard my favourite song. why are you lying to me 13010
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026...And when you present people with a job at which it's legitimately hard for them tell how good they are, they come up with bullshit self-reinforcing metrics. "I never hire people wearing blue shirts. How effective is that? Well, look around the place; do you see anyone in a blue shirt?" 120
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"refusing to date bi people is based in bigotry" "um excuse me it's just PERSONAL CHOICE, you are trying to VIOLATE CONSENT here" "OK, what's that personal choice based on?" "my many bigoted opinions about bi people! what is so hard to understand here??" 152
Reposted by FionnuisceHilary Wollis @hilarywollis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So - the US President is stating, for the world to hear, that it is the USA who is blocking the world’s trade in oil and other goods? Is that what he’s admitting? 🧐 21439
Reposted by Fionnuisceryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352921369
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lol, if someone with ADHD is actively requesting an appointment you can be fairly certain they've dragged their feet for at least 4 years already (If that sounds oddly specific... yes) 010
Reposted by FionnuisceDaniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026accusing anyone who knocks on my door of "doxxing" 0154
Reposted by Fionnuisceleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356161272
Reposted by FionnuisceR. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me telling everyone to watch the creator of Black Mirror’s new show, Blackmere: 041
Reposted by FionnuisceNome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Like, we've always had robber-barons, but they used to be sufficiently scared for their posterity that they balmed all of the graft, corruption, and dead workers by splashing money on public goods. 429929
Reposted by FionnuisceJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460361484
Reposted by Fionnuiscej west @jwestbennett.com · 11/09/2026USER WAS STABBED FOR THIS POST: “what’re you gonna do, stab me?” 0195
Reposted by FionnuisceBill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Frantic Republicans, looking down catastrophic losses, a month from now: “Look, what if *we* impeach him? If we impeach him, can we keep our jobs?” 245978
Reposted by FionnuisceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026Melania Trump on how she thinks her husband is doing as president: "He's doing the best that he can" 387969179
Reposted by FionnuisceMarktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I *think* it pointed to this: www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...deadlanguagesociety.comHow far back in time can you understand English?An experiment in language change 24913
Reposted by FionnuisceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22/09/2026RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "If you think Havana and Caracas and Moscow is the way to go, then vote for the left" (Trump is occupying one of those cities, trying to occupy a second, and loves the third more than the American cities he's constantly calling "dirty" and crime-infested) 521082233
Reposted by Fionnuiscejamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026huh, this piece nailed the AI bros like a decade ago 511772283
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I was going to say "have you never heard his voice" but now I come to say it that sounds like an entirely reasonable choice 000
Reposted by FionnuisceSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191043858
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Put it on caterpillar tracks and it could be a centrepiece for a Space Marine army. 100
Reposted by FionnuisceIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is YOUR teen texting like a millennial? LOL - lumbar, oh lord DIAF - dentist! Incisors are fucked! AFAIK - Asprin for aching, irritable knees YMMV - you moved my varifocals ROTFL - Really ow, this fucking lumbar 1127990
Reposted by FionnuisceM, the other white meat @lotusprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seems like a pretty mild apocalypse if you still have to worry about being sued afterward. 0121
Reposted by FionnuisceAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also 69340271030
Reposted by FionnuisceRegulus @regulustera.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I fear military men using AI for guidance in warfare in a way that leads to WWIII more than I fear AI somehow gaining sentience and aiming to eradicate humanity. 14412
Reposted by FionnuisceJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Never found a fan speed that I’ve been truly happy with 1027967
Reposted by FionnuisceMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6246841587
Reposted by FionnuisceBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down 97162493243
Reposted by FionnuisceMatt Weiner @mattweiner19.bsky.social · 17/09/2026longtermism is so repugnant that I hesitate to address it on its own terms but: on its own terms this shit is clearly wrong. the best way *now* to encourage a happy future for umptillion beings who use technology we can't imagine is to make the current world more just for everyone. 20761109
Reposted by FionnuisceJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 191149394044
Reposted by FionnuisceNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is. 7270821519
Reposted by FionnuisceDarach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Tommy Robinson endorsement thing is funny because Ed Sheeran clearly doesn’t actually give a fuck about either Israel or Palestine, he just wanted to be left alone with his piles of money. And now the fash want to be friends. So much for trying to stay apolitical! 3698
Reposted by FionnuisceGary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay. 22655177
Reposted by Fionnuiscealexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026(being asked my opinion on trans athletes) i oppose people participating in exercise of any form 10912106
Reposted by Fionnuisceone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah 222323469
Reposted by FionnuisceJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115881943
Reposted by FionnuisceIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show 725686905
Fionnuisce @fionnuisce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The most interesting thing about Charles I is that he was 5'6" tall at the start of his reign, and only 4'8" tall at the end of it. 000
Reposted by FionnuisceBob C @funtimebobby14.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Muppet Three Musketeers... you monster... I've never considered this.. and I can't have it. I must have it, this must be a thing. 042
Reposted by FionnuisceIron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's OK for things to be over. It's OK for things to end. Good stories end. 654721280
