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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h

I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 6h

I accidentally spent £17,700 on 400 subscriptions to the LRB for Home Office staff and now the Life in the UK test is asking applicants to rank Derek Jarman films from most to least emotionally resonant?

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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 10h

hold up - will confidently interject on any subject, often with significant errors - can't actually read, instead relies on an elaborate method of parsing context through structure & likely words - looks financially impressive, actually built on huge amounts of unsustainable debt

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 9h

A vivid dream that I'd discovered a key on my computer keyboard which typed a half-space. My admiration was tempered by being unable to think of any use for it.

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10h

Me and my grunge friends would’ve killed A.I. with hammers I can tell you that much

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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 29/09/2026

Today in "decisions in kerning"

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LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 21h

From the WhatsApp chat with the lads

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Third time 🕺🕺🕺 #Keywords > 28 September 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 19 🔥 Play streak 43 keywords.bagpuss.org

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Keywords

Can you discover today's five connected words?

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

'Arrival' (2016) Dir. Denis Villeneuve

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

neighbour's 22 year old chatting with me at the mailbox and is like "I never get hangovers I think I'm immune" and took all my strength not to be this

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Furious Styles: Oh Yeah Tre, You Gon' Learn

Alt: Furious Styles: Oh Yeah Tre, You Gon' Learn

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Dermot Lynott @dermotlynott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As I’ve said before, I prefer the term “language researcher”

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Reminded of Richard Curtis' Skinhead Hamlet. www.wepsite.de/Shakespeare,...

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The Skinhead Hamlet

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Sarah Elizabeth Cox @oispooky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is 4 for £1.00.

Sign in a Clacton charity shop which reads Books 99p each. Fact based books 4 for £1.00

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A warning about the supposed final Fall album that’s coming out soon: it is NOT a real Fall album, it’s just Mark E Smith rambling nonsense over music that has no connection to the vocal

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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

On the bridge of the Royal Yacht Britannia. Is that *the* Monkey Island?

Equipment on the bridge of the Royal Yacht Britannia

Sign on the bridge of the Royal Yacht Britannia. It says
DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
INFORM THE OFFICER
OF THE WATCH
BEFORE PROCEEDING
TO THE MONKEY
ISLAND

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

Iconic photo of New Year's Eve round the back of the Arndale in that Manchester

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you're designing a website for a restaurant, my tip would be: making it easy to find the menu is important, a 30-year breakdown of the founder's original vision and evolving philosophy less important.

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LondonLee @londonlee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Remember when it was wise not to buy the 1.0 version of any new software? Albums are like that now

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hey everybody, welcome to my youtube channel! Please be sure to hit like and subscribe! In this video we'll talk about what you can do when there's a chainsaw wielding maniac hot on your tail! but first let's take a look at how chainsaws work

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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

All travel terminus announcements ever

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's the Trump Local Tactical Defense Facility Incorporating Ford's Theatre

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 22/09/2026

my love and respect for Larry David grows all the time pagesix.com/2026/09/22/h...

After the dressing down — which ended up having the crowd in tears, of laughter and joy, the agent writes — Emanuel recalls, “Seating Larry at the same table as Elon Musk: Not my best decision.”
As soon as the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star sees the Tesla mogul,”he starts cursing, yelling, saying things many people would like to say to Elon” about the SpaceX’s leader’s politics.
David was “right up in Elon’s face, before the dinner starts,” and, guests had to separate them.

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Listen for the announcement on the Trump-Kennedy Strategic Nuclear Command Bunker And Performing Arts Center

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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John Andrews @jkaconductor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Meanwhile I’ll never forget Pete Waterman (producer for Kylie, Jason, Rick Astley..) saying that the British always screwed up Eurovision because we’d “lost touch with the European lieder tradition of Mozart and Schubert.”

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Day 85 of the BBC's rolling news coverage of the biggest issue facing this country:

BBC headline:

Key takeaways from BBC interview as Earl Spencer defends claims about King

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Hal Duncan @halduncan.com · 20/09/2026

Oh no. This is what happens when you give a horse an op-ed and make him part of the commentariat. It starts off all nice and innocent "I would like to try cake" and next thing you know it's "The bucket is MINE. I am being denied MY rightful bucket." bsky.app/profile/theo...

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Marktech @marktech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Me editing something I've written: how the hell did all these damn commas get in here

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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Deleting apps cos I wanna meet someone the old fashioned way (form a homoerotic bond with a beautiful boy at Oxford, wheedle my way into his family, watch his descent into alcoholism, get rejected by his sister due to her faith, eventually convert to Catholicism with great metaphorical significance)

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We really are getting into 'The Death of Stalin' and "Der Untergang' ('Downfall') territory.

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Suw @suw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is absolute perfection.

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Jack Tindale @jacktindale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Unless he’s raising an army in the Spanish Netherlands and claim the throne for himself with support of France and the Habsburg powers, this should not be leading the BBC headlines for the third day in a row. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Earl Spencer tells BBC Harry and Meghan's media treatment echoes what happened to Diana

Princess Diana's brother says she was "really brought low by all that criticism" and he saw her in "tears of despair".

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Jesse Berney, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 19/09/2026

I don't know, if I were a WH reporter banned from the WH, I'd probably want to take that as an opportunity to report on all the shit I know about but have been worried about reporting on because it might restrict my access.

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Jarvis Googoo @jarvisgoogoo.com · 19/09/2026

Amazing editorial cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 😃

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