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Mongrel

@mongrel.bsky.social
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Easily confused. Usually wrong. Unlicensed, back-alley shitpoaster. Board-certified Reply Guy (sorry). Avanti!

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 7h
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
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Mr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 1h
Comic panel showing Dr Doom playing some kind of large trumpet which is making a "Toot" sound while another character tries to intervene. Text reads:

Other guy: "Do not TOOT it!"

Doom "Fool! Doctor Doom Toots as he pleases!"
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 2h
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Fans react to baseball game.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14h
Liquid Bluesky
National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk 
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/09/2026
One family, after the capture of a loved one, found out about it from activists and took steps to move other loved ones to non-287(g) jurisdictions. Another family still had no idea about why their loved one was captured until I told them about this and took steps to protect others that day.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/09/2026
Talking recently to family members of people snatched up and expelled to third countries by ICE, I learned: 1) All of those captured were in 287(g) jurisdictions; 2) None of the family members had known what 287(g) was and had erroneously thought people with no arrests were safe.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Harry Potter sex cult members have at this point spent over a decade fermenting in an online culture full of the stupidest fucking people who have *ever* fucking lived, scaring each other silly with stoned freshman 101 level arguments about wizards.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bear in mind, all these assholes are members of a doomsday sex cult based on a Harry Potter fanfic book, to them it is perfectly normal to add "but what if a wizard" at any opportunity.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You'd be like hey man if your computer is telling kids to kill themselves just unplug it. And their very first reflexive response will contain a wizard. "But what if it is a wizard who can persuade the person who tries to turn it off, with offers of priceless gems? What if no one can turn it off"
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Naming films by women directors is fine, even good, but the topic always makes me feel so sad that after 125-odd years of films the list IS STILL SO SHORT THAT THAT IS EVEN A THING. Imagine a ratio like that for nearly any other artistic role, like, say, authors. Total societal failure on our part.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Arguments over adblocking based on the pros/cons of the internet era are so funny to me, who was shaped by the inescapable brazen bull of pre-internet TV and radio advertising. My views on the presence of ads in media would make even Mao uncomfortable. My hatred would scare AM the supercomputer.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am now keeping this on speed-dial
Edited old IBM printout in black caps on off-white paper.
'A computer can never be held accountable
Therefore a computer must always do the hacking haha what are they gonna do, put a computer in jail? Haha "oops it's alive" lmao'
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lookcaitlin @lookcaitlin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tim Finkas #1983 h1.nu/1yCBr
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would personally like Canadian confederation to continue existing, thanks
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
what are the odds that kash fucked jd’s couch before it became a couch
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
pro-AI but only if stringently regulated by the Vatican
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty obvious that Tucker Carlson's current play is to position himself as the leader of a new red-brown coalition united by antisemitic conspiracism.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This picture of Zelenskyy entering the UN is absolutely bananas (or would that be bavovnas?)
Zelenskyy in the light a shadowed person on either side. They appear to be a sorceress or oracle of some sort on the left, and a galaxy defender Man-in-Black on the right. Just normal Zelenskyy things.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This picture of Zelenskyy entering the UN is absolutely bananas (or would that be bavovnas?)
Zelenskyy in the light a shadowed person on either side. They appear to be a sorceress or oracle of some sort on the left, and a galaxy defender Man-in-Black on the right. Just normal Zelenskyy things.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes the internet
all political comes gun or something
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If anyone would like a gauge of where we are in the electoral cycle, Rs—who had been hovering mid air after running off a cliff—looked down this week & are now holding up a sign that says 'yikes!' as the bottom halves of their bodies start to plummet towards the earth, pulling the rest of them w it
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Andrew Hickey @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 23/09/2026
The point isn't "wow, Jacob Rees-Mogg is 'woke' now!" and nobody is handing it to him. The point is "fucking hell, the fash are so far gone that even *Jacob Rees-Mogg* wants to distance himself from their noxious rhetoric!"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 22/09/2026
Nothing will ever be enough for these people.
Microsoft gross profit for the quarter ending June 30, 2026 was $60.482B, a 15.36% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft gross profit for the twelve months ending June 30, 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase year-over-year.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2026 was $225.465B, a 16.28% increase from 2025.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2025 was $193.893B, a 13.38% increase from 2024.
Microsoft annual gross profit for 2024 was $171.008B, a 17.09% increase from 2023.
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a canary resuscitator, which miners would use to revive canaries that had passed out from toxic gas, because ideally not only do you care, you don't even leave the bird behind. just a little mining history and not at all a furious scream
A canary in a sealed box attached to an oxygen tank
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Rosemary Thomas @rozzthomas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My top tip: when making guacamole in your liquidiser don’t forget to put the lid on. If you insist on the lid-off method remove your cat from the kitchen. Genuine event and just before one of my first dinner parties.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is one of the most Dudes Rock instances of Dudes Rock I've seen in a long while. www.reddit.com/r/pics/comme...
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From the pics community on Reddit: After losing my right arm, my cousin spent 48 hours crocheting me a new one
Explore this post and more from the pics community
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's sort of like a baby on a plane. I have a ton of sympathy for my friend who just got off a flight and wants to complain about the baby who was on it with them. I have no sympathy for the person who wants a policy fix for crying babies
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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WildPartyInviteDecliner @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody should fall for this trick. Nancy Mace should be avoided at all costs. This is the American version of the sirens singing.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
normal poster: posting is fun poster's madnes: posting is important poster's rabies: posting is the only thing that's important
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Man, how much of this stuff is all linked together? www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic... @proptermalone.bsky.social another shooter-for-hire update!
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Shooter-for-hire attacks linked to Toronto police constable’s licence plate searches, Project South documents allege
Constable Timothy Barnhardt was allegedly paid by criminal figures to search addresses that were later relayed to hired gunmen
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monarch of ashes @cephalopod.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
very funny to pretend that bluesky takes toxicity seriously when their lead engineer is openly posting like this lol
@katelynburns.com: Literally do not have tome for that every month. That's just not how humans work.

@why.bsky.world: You’re a podcast host, you have enough free time to talk to the latest chatbot every so often

@katelynburns.com: you think I do my podcast full time?

@why.bsky.world: Well I assumed “freelance journalist” was just a euphemism for unemployed “influencer” so yeah

@katelynburns.com:  Lol

@why.bsky.world: Claiming to be a journalist while refusing to do some pretty basic research is some clown shit
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So... apparently someone caught these photos of Trump last night?
Trump seen through a window on Air Force One, looking at a giant placard which reads "Kennedy Center DEMOLISHED".Close up of "...dy Center DEMOLISH..."
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Mongrel @mongrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've genuinely had an incredible respect for quality screaming in art since I was a kid. A musician or actor who can scream well is an incredible treasure and the emotional catharsis a great screamer can impart is amazing, and I say this with every possible bit of seriousness!
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
do you think if lowtax were alive today he'd be an AI guy. do you think he'd be full on "claude is real and strong and he's my friend"
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/09/2026
they're all different facets of lowtax. one is resentfully mysogynistic. one keeps well-actuallying while actually being incredibly wrong. one is dumb as bricks. it's like his soul was shattered and each shard reincarnated into a different bay area bottom feeder and they all found each other again.
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