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j west @jwestbennett.com · 7h
I get knocked down, and don't get up again I'd actually just like to lay here for a while, thanks
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
do we think Fred Durst was a Sinatra fan?
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
the kegger of amontillado
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 29/09/2026
35,000 words cut from my draft 🥲 and Sisyphus's rock slides back down the mountain
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 26/09/2026
I said GENTLE, damn it
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
forget an HD-2D remake, we need a film adaptation of Final Fantasy 6 where every role is played by Chappell Roan
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
every waking hour I’m losing my precision
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
“tropical depression” is also how I refer to my high school years
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 25/09/2026
back in my day, “split the G” meant sprinting to the middle of the platform at Bedford-Nostrand
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The PM of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu says that “America deserved 9/11” at the UN General Assembly
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 24/09/2026
@doctorow.pluralistic.net explains it well in his latest book: the point is not any return on the investments themselves—it’s to have a plausible story to tell investors about potential FUTURE profits, so that your current stock gets overvalued & you can use it as collateral smoke and mirrors!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 22/09/2026
hey Siri, set alarm for when September ends
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
it’s like that poem: “First they came for the trans athletes, and I said nothing, because I was not a trans athlete. Then they stopped! whew, thank goodness.”
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I refuse to make this any less complicated
A draft post as follows:

*Mark Twain, F Scott Fitzgerald, and Jack London doing competing elevator pitches as I punch the door button repeatedly*
Mark: what if a boy had a raft
Scott: what if a man had a party
Jack: what if a dog had a job
Mark: what if the boy is a rascal
Scott: what is the man is a fraud
Jack: what if the dog can commune with fire
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
rube against the machine
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 20/09/2026
“Bernie nuked” meme, with Bernard Sanders getting increasingly excited with each panel until lasers are shooting out of his eyes

1 it’s late summer / early autumn
2 you wake up on a Sunday morning
3 the weather is cool and cloudy
4 a gentle rain starts falling
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
what is this? a hub for gits??
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
just because you’re paranoid don’t mean they’re not after you 🫵 👁️👁️
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
gutted to learn that “tummy time” doesn’t refer to “eat-till-your-tummy-hurts time”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 18/09/2026
the amount of willful ignorance it takes to maintain this level of free market zealotry is really hard to fathom
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Universal basic income? Green new deal? PIE IN THE SKY!!! We need to have a realistic future where billionaires control all the wealth but it doesn’t matter because everything is abundant and the machines make all our decisions for us. That’s the future for SERIOUS people
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 15/09/2026
sometimes you just need to be held by your train’s dispatcher
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/09/2026
must be nice to go around with the unshakable belief that you alone are intelligent enough to come up with something like this, that the thought simply never occurred to anyone else
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 12/09/2026
men, what is stopping you from living in a tiny closet for months tormenting yourself with the question of whether you are a Napoleon or a louse?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finding myself within a forest dark, for the straightforward pathway has been lost
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/09/2026
if I ever get a vasectomy this is how I’ll announce it
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Fuck 12 @la-tron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They make dommed anime?!
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/09/2026
twenty five years ago I was playing Tribes 2 capture the flag before going to school and my teammates kept saying “we’re under attack” and I was in our base being like “no? what r u talking about?”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/09/2026
USER WAS STABBED FOR THIS POST: “what’re you gonna do, stab me?”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 11/09/2026
no no, he’s not a “cofounder,” he’s a “confounder”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
just realized that Einstein canonically exists in the Starfox universe I’m not sure what to do with that information
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
truly, we are all fish to somebody else’s SpongeBob
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
“But doctor,” the man said, “I was phone”
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
you never realize just how wrinkled a shirt is until you iron it
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
Hawaii’s already had like three hurricanes, this is not good
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
I sent you 27 mid IG reels in a row, please respond
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
if you thought “Woke 1” was crazy wait’ll you hear about what America was like after 9/11
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 10/09/2026
Gen X’s “fuck the system” creed was a lot more endearing when they were angsty teens than it is now that they count multibillionaires among their ranks
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 09/09/2026
who will be brave enough to invent the Pumpkin Seed Latte
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 08/09/2026
“fire zone”? how do they know where the fires are gonna be?
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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New York Transit Museum @nytransitmuseum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy #LaborDay! ⛏️ Today, we’re celebrating the thousands of workers, past and present, who built our transit system and keep it running 24/7.
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 07/09/2026
Lugiyerrrrr
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j west @jwestbennett.com · 07/09/2026
similarly, ancient Hawaiians called sharp poky lava rocks a’ā
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