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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As ever, it was a land dispute. One pilot wanted to and the other didn't.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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doleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one's going to top @leyawn.bsky.social
Jan. 6, 2025
Bernard Mokam
In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked
"What do you mean? What is a car?" Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. "You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city," he said in a wistful tone. It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us."
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"do it right or don't do it at all" is a huge timesaver
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky hired a head of communications six months ago and still has staff popping onto their official personal profiles, with their faces and everything, to say "Thanks for asking... Yes! Here, you can wish out loud for every trans person to die! That, specifically, isn't against our rules."
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wow, this guy is a fucking piece of shit loser who sucks at his job! seriously though, fuck you Aaron, you mealy-mouthed bigot fuck stain
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/09/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When you see your job calling while you're high on your day off
Screencap from the television show king of the hill showing the ventriloquist dummy version of Bobby. It's eyes are wide open and its mouth set.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/09/2026
I was trying to find an art asset for a client and instead unearthed this dumb thing I made back in the twitter days
A long cardboard tube. The closer end is labeled 'talking like darth vader' and the other, longer portion is labeled 'hitting your little brother'
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
well i doubt anyone on this app will be very interested but my friend sent over some Big Garfield travel pics
huge Garfield plushie looking through the binoculars at a Scenic Viewpoint huge Garfield plushie poses for a portrait in front of a pristine lake. coincidentally, behind him, only partially in frame, someone appears to levitatehuge Garfield plushie posing for a photo with a gorgeous neon orange sunset behind him
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cover art for doom, doom guy slayin demons in hell. Title says DOOMOLINGO in severe sharp mirrored symmetry doom font
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sorry, I’ve just been in a weird mood since I was seven years old
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 17/08/2026
Perfect thread
vrunt @vrunt.social • 9m
someone needs to invent a word that means the opposite of "enhearten". like when something causes you to *lose* confidence/determination instead of gain it

Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet • 2m
Not every word needs an opposite. They don't have one for disrage, for example

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yeah... thats un-enheartening but you right
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vapors of the chasm @snakeroot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Frog and Toad you mean Frog and Another Frog
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
tempted by this one
dead kennedys logo but it's for don knotts
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Still from the music video for Mr. Brightside by The Killers but with Carl from the television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force instead of the lead singer
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Marilyn manson had his ribs removed because he saw how popular Jimothy is
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/07/2026
oh wow i guess they sell routers at Safeway in Canada
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's interesting that Laura Loomer and Mitch McConnell both kind of look like the Jigsaw puppet but don't really look like each other.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Friend (Normie comedy fan): There's nothing funnier than slipping on a banana peel. LOL! Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
(overpass graffiti) "PARK ON THE SHOULDER AND SHIT IN THE ROAD" LEAD SURVIVOR: Hmm. I feel like this one's not related to our whole zombie deal. Let's keep moving.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Air to Ground Message: PLEASE NOTIFY CAE OPS. WERE COMIN IN HOT AN TAE CAPT HAS TA POOP Area: Valparaiso, IN, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ700 A: #a5f3ac4c026 F: #f04717d4573
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The New PJs (1/4)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/05/2026
The Spanish royal family, or as I like to call them, the In Spain Crown Posse
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
what happens if a force that cannot be stopped hits an object that cannot be moved?
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you might think this is what happened if you weren't actually paying any fucking attention to any of it for the last three years this take is goldfish-brain bullshit that gets all relevant causality completely ass-backward
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lol @aaron.bsky.team you are such a bitch-ass loser
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 10/05/2026
hi i'm calling on behalf of the make-a-wish foundation. we've got a really sick kid here and.. you would? thank you! yes. all you have to do is get a tattoo... a tattoo of what? well, i do have to warn you this kid is REALLY sick, mr platner..
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salad bar ham cubes @flangy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"K! K! It's Marvin!...your cousin Marvin MFDM!"
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
[bluesky waiting room] Me: [chanting] bag lunch, bag lunch- Other posters: bag lunch, BAG LUNCH Mutuals: [pounding their keyboards
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I think it's bad for the head of T&S to be publicly liking posts by one of the site's most toxic abusers very publicly laying out the case for why it's okay to harass people as long as you run it through a crybully filter.
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I've already caught a label so let's see if this punk motherfucker namesearches Aaron Rodericks is a bitch-ass jailbait-chasing coward and in my opinion he deserves a fucking ass beating, and as long as he's around @safety.bsky.app has no fucking business calling themselves "trust and safety"
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@safety.bsky.app what the fuck is this bullshit seriously, whose side are you fucking oxygen thieves really on?
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
me showing up in your room at 7:00 AM… “it’s time to log on”
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Maybe it's maybelline.. but perhaps it's perhapselline
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 01/05/2026
poor rendition of a Goofy Movie title screen but it says a grogu movie from that stupid green anal wart
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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WowCoolRobot @wowcoolrobot.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the meme of a parent teaching one child to swim. The parent is labeled Bluesky Leadership, and is watching a child labeled AI on the ledge of a pool. Another child labeled Bluesky Codebase is being ignored while drowning. An image of a skeleton tied to a chair at the bottom of the ocean is underneath labeled Why's Phone as he put a phone with a battery swelling from the heat into a pool to rapidly cool it down so he could use it.

This did not work for multiple reasons that are obvious to anyone who didn't melt his brain with AI
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This chair is uncomfortable.
Rockwell guy standing up painting
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.
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