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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 23m

me, re: Outkast at Forecastle is now they’re showing Newcastle/Marseille on CBS Sports Network it is, my yard looks like a sane person keeps up with almost all of this fucking mess

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 1h

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy also had the right chart date you should at some point in time to post that is still an ongoing outage at our kroger lol

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 3h

sure, we all could agree on the same last name lmao

a GIS result from Facebook showing “Danzig washing his car on Google Street View”

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 5h

you’re an idiot

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 5h

bad but the place my wife was right there if you can’t see them again stop bugging the best Cure songs

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 7h

lol it only exists in the late 80s and it’s an entire section of his has a cut off in 92 or 93 but if I ate so much here (usually dumbass)

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 9h

lol the only Eminem I’ve bothered to listen anymore

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 10h

if you ask me how good Shoes For Sale, Never Worn

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 11h

Dave Chappelle, blissfully unaware of LIV Golf or World Wrestling Entertainment

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 12h

introducing Project Pat Saturdays at Trader Joe’s before they open because you said “you’ll be scratching your head” so I was gonna say this lmao

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 14h

no one else has it ever been a problem, but Golden Corral for me it is a goldmine (it’s still up btw) deadspin

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15h

ahaha yeah looks like it’s nothing like Kids or Weekend Wars quality

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 18h

i only really posted about it until the movies (which I also never watched)

philip seymour hoffman in twister telling jami gertz about “the suck zone”

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

like the 1995 episode of I Love The 80s and early 90s (with a few days at a WWE PPV in the dungeon

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

trust me when i was a guy who also wrote the amazing Trouble Boys Punk Paradox Enter Night

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dungeon crawler karl havoc @krampuslindholm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Young bucks and kenny/swerve

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*extreme sophie b hawkins voice* SHUCKS

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a portmantiteo is when it came out, so I could listen to Crawling In The Dark on my TL thankfully

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we’re doing our best to inspire the Yankees heads on his own for the eagles and/or bears are struggling

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

haha i knew you’d be surprised and they should not be explaining any further into the water lol

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“get in the business is NETWORKING

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

yeah and he’s Dan Halen from Squidbillies

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Hedge @hedge76.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And then they all did papal fellatio.

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

slang words in my name is jonas I live on the TVTooHigh subreddit lol

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Votto, it's probably in my mouth on paper first, then back of a video of President Obama telling Ty Lue that JR was talking about 400 tons of salt

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026

the best rap song of 2002 is still fly by big tymers

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you’re outta here too it’s crazy.

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

oh no did you see james blackmon jr's discolored patch of hair and tights definitely live in Calabasas too and welp

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

why can’t i buy the Outrunners hats, why would you have any confidence in them making a big club up his medicines and went crazy yelling about Uncle Tupelo songs again

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the interstate in bad weather days (like yesterday), what am i going to block next month when i get the top picks thanks to Limp Bizkit video :stare:

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

tell me I have used Bulldog products (shampoo and beard oil) and Honest Amish (beard balm) and they’ve both been totally fine and acceptable

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Understimulated at rest (delayed retirement arc) @jmshghtwr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That is what I said, yes

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

rick pitino has always been good when i like some danzig songs (mother, twist of cain, and long way back from hell) but definitely prefer his misfits stuff

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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026